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the gf edition

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*the bf edition

Fuck Amreeka

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for me, its Emma

>get craving for donuts
>type in 'donut' to google maps
>only shops that sell donuts are tim hortons
>2 the exact same distance from me in either direction

so this...is the power of being canadian

the gf

STOP BULLYING!!

Hopefully the cancerous name/tripfags don't appear anymore...

/our_girl/ ?

she's cute

but she got NO ASS

Hey everybody its me, your favorite poster on /cum/ asking for her (You)'s again

People who wear anything but boxers are nuts

I have a feeling that you are actually fist of flames

t. Jamal

wtf is /cum/ never seen this shit before

listening to smooth jazz while masturbating to my anime waifu

t. low test beta

I'm on phone so I can't grope your bum but that really offended me.

north america reddit general

skeleton queen

*shakes my bum*

a general for discussing anime, resisting Donald Drumpf, and arguing over sports in the western hemisphere

t. fatty mcfat fat

OH?! You don't want me to post in your thread Denny-bear? Ya, well... Reverse psychology doesn't work on me.

who is your waifu? my waifu is Princess Mononoke

Who is your anime waifu?

I don't really understand the appeal of anal. Maybe a dildo is required?

BMI of 17, try again

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worst cum op in a while

BABBAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

you will when you hit the prostate

dildo isnt needed but its nice

yes
:)

where have you been
we've been worried sick

how come asians (and slavs) can squat so easily? I just keel over.

Anya

how do you know

its my favorite thing to do when i put on a skirt

It's been hella hot this weekend. 93ºF during the day.

Gonna become a nudist desu

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Around 80% of anal sex is mental. You need to find being fucked in your bum hot to get off
According to a gay friend of mine ofc haha.

I didn't know amazon sold dildos

they really fucked up the local donut market
weird how grocery stores are the only places here that will sell good ones instead of premade stuff from stratford

want me to call the waaaambulance?

want winter pretty bad

what is that in celsius?

Same here

r8 my girlfriend

GTL

>premade stuff from stratford
dunno what that is. also grocery stores sell good donuts where you live? here its just the cheap 6 pack in plastic

Call anyone. I'm not very good with heat and I'm suffering over here.

My AC has broken too

I don't know. I refuse to use commie units.

wheres thurston

Hanging out with my new boyfriend.

me out of frame on my knees

>According to a gay friend of mine ofc haha.
really.... huh... who's that friend?

nauseating

Why are you on your knees user?

>5'11 vs 6'0

wanna know a secret?

that's not OP's girlfriend ;)

post ur gf (and her feet)

>she's taller than everyone there
amerimanlets

Hello Mr. Denmark. What's your opinion of Hans Island? Who is the rightful owner of this clay?

Dropped my contacts haha gotta get on all 4s and look for them

umm me?

>Mr. Denmark
lol

Pick Canada or Denmark. You are not a sovereign nation silly dennybear

>replying to footkraut

gas yourself

americans
tell me one thing

would you consider a 7/10 a good grade?
would you consider it as good as B? How much would you consider an A, B, C and so on regarding a maximum score of 10?

fat people are stupid

fag

7/10 is good but not great, C

Any of you guys in grad school?

let's dance lads

footkraut is the savior of /cum/
A is 9-10/10
B is 8/10
C is 7/10

I'd consider 7/10 an ok grade, not good and not bad

A- 95%
B- 85%
C- 75%

kill yourself

>footkraut is the savior of /cum/

neuter yourself

Hey bud, what's the bigger shitpost.

Having a normal conversation or constantly pointing out to others that they should stop having a conversation. ;-)

I know, I know...you just received a filtered (You). ;-)

It makes me angry that we have to pay for fat people. If they want to get a heart attack by aged 37 we shouldn't pay the price for it.

Finished a MSc this past semester in fact. Gonna move for a PhD next month.

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RCMP just came to my house looking for some guy I've never heard of before. Pretty weird. I live in the countryside and I know all my neighbours so I don't know what the fuck kind of information they got

What subject?

>gets filtered (you)

shant

so would an american professor say my grades are shit? because a C would mean my GPA is like 2 which is considered shit
my professors say my grades are great because most people here have 5's-6

did you have any lolita, weed or unpinned magazines lying around?

footkraut whats that dating app to pick up fob chinese babes?
its like tinder

Physics, cond mat

tantan

a 5/10 is a failure in north america. seems like vrazilian grades need a conversion to make sense

also it's such bullshit because a gpa of 2 would be a 2 (which is 50%) out of 4 while 7 is a 7 out of 10 (which is 70%)

Nice. Want to be my bf?

really wish rudeposters would leave friendos

>unpinned magazines lying around?

uh

depends on the class desu
some classes people would consider a 7/10 bad and some classes it would be great
thanks lad gonna give it a shot
any SUCCess (lol) on it yourself?

Sure thing. Are you cute?

Yeah.

why haven't you visited the Philippines yet??

imgur.com/a/kORgR

What's the average Canadian and MExican girl like?

>chinese babes

oxy-moron