Irrefutable

If you disagree your kino card has to be revoked. Columbus fags have no kino card to begin with so don't worry plebs

meme movies who cares

>order of the phoenix placed so high

what else the movie is than a fucking mess, jesus jump off a roof or something

>hairy pooper

See what I mean? An entry level pleb which is why you should be all over la la land, kiddo

As much as I'd like to attempt to, I can't prove you wrong with regard to one of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises? Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

>unironically ranking children's movies

I actually agree completely. You can come over and fuck my sister.

lots have ranked it even higher how new are you? its one of the underrated ones

>all these assblasted autists complaining over harry potter on a dead cuck board
Pretty good rank OP. You got the first and last correct the others fall where they may.

>the stranger
get this existentialist meme shit out of here

>being mean to a mentally ill neet that spends 16+ hours on here and Sup Forums
This is someones son you fucking assholes.

Solid ranking, I think.

I personally like Goblet more than Chamber.

>doing it ironically would be less childish
pls

>meme movies
>posts still from EggKino VHS

user your autism is in every single one of these threads, every single day of your life, you actuwlly can't keep away

Chamber is kind of cheese so I can respect that

3 > 2 > 1 > 4
These are yhe only worthwhile ones

meme

7>3>6>8>1=5>4>2
my ranking

Switch 2 with 4 and yeah.

3 has such an awkward opening and ending it kind of ruins the whole thing for me. The bus scene with the shrunken reggae dudes head is also just too silly. I wouldn't place it as number 1. 4 should be the best.

Are you people ill? > means greater than
< means less than. Please don't tell me you're all putting 4 at the bottom.

4 is the worst or second worst and this has been agreed for a long time on here. What part of Mike DIDJA PUTJA NAME *licks self* Newell did you fail to grasp? It's a terrible adaptation and the direction sticks like like a sore thumb. Normies love it though because they watch for the plot, so I hope you aren't redwed. Its an underdog competition movie

not bad m8

7>6>3>8>5>4>1>2

7 is the best because it's so much more different than the others. 6 and 3 are great because thewlis a gambon are standout

I have no respect for anyone who thinks 5 and 6 pass the threshold of "good"

buy dey grows up wit u!! me thinky kieno!

I was actually going to have 6>3 but i decided against it.

>7 is the best because it's so much more different than the others.
Yes agreed so much and its also why I love 6 3, you're right Gambon is fantastic in those and thewlis embodied lupin very well.

I have no respect for those who think the opposite

The only people who think the third movie was the greatest are millennials

So the only people who actually watched the films.

WHY
is number 4
considered bad?
WHY

For everything man