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apu edition

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just did a poo on the sofa

first posting

Absolutely hate chebs lads, just don't like the look of em simple as, it'd drive me doopin mental if one of you posted a picture of some, especially big ones those are the worst, I'd just blow a gasket simple as that

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anyone fancy pissing up my arse, need to reset my pH

nu shur if i fire 5 shot or 6
a=sk urself punk
feeling lucky tonight?

When I whip my driving licence out as ID when I go out in London the locals gather around, wide-eyed and in awe, like I've just pulled out the ark of the covenant or something.

>What is this... strange document? Why does it glitter and change as I turn it from side to side?

I explain that it means I have permission from the state to operate a motor vehicle.

Their eyes glaze over and it's clear they can't quite understand, so I motion for them to step outside and point towards one of the large red buses filled with Asian and African people.

>it's like one of those, except smaller and it's only used by me and a small number of passengers. And rather than follow a predetermined route I can drive it wherever I want whenever I want.

They marvel at how someone could be so wealthy as to own their own personal bus, and so intelligent as to be able to operate one. I'm about to explain that car ownership is actually rather normal outside the capital but there is suddenly an acid and shooting attack so we have to run back inside and take cover and I lose my train of thought.

pics x

stroking my cat haha

*uses psyonic brain waves to induce hemorrhaging in my cat's brain*

hmmm... not sure if he likes it

nah i'm out of date on the lore lad
any new characters or story arcs?

yuzu

Banana bread?!

love drinking cider and red wine x

why didn't you make it pickle rick edition

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alri

yeah alright

Sup Forums mods absolute DESPISE me

404'd within seconds

feeling down lads

someone post something funny

have a cute lad instead then

That looks like a cup of the crap that keeps building up on the bottom of my pond.

what was it lad

What was it, lad?

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rate the 'er

post the other 18? x

hah, its mac - we meet again. she my waifu from 2012 to 2014.

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attendance at my place of employment expected upon the song of the morning-bird..

... black cat ...

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howling

state status: absolute

anyone want to post some party rocker threads on Sup Forums

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ah, thanks for reminding me

>Be on night out
>Go outside for cigarette on my own
>Girl who is at least a 7/10 arrives with her friends
>Walks over to me and asks me for light even though her friends are smoking
>Instead of returning to her friends, starts chatting to me and asking me all kinds of questions
>Keeps giving me "that look" that a girl who is interested in you gives you
>momsspaghetti.jpg
>Politely indulge her in conversation but have my guard totally up, showing no signe of interest
>Don't ask for her number
>Head back inside as soon as I finish my cigarette
>Spend the rest of the night feeling ashamed that while other people at my age have already gotten married and had kids, including a few of my friends, I'm a total pussy when it comes to talking to women

runt self-test:
>gf
>job
>degree
>loving family
>active, varied social life
>large savings
>handsome

but:
>manlite (5'9)
>slightly tubs

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mate I have hundreds of poorly titled cute and hot lads

Business idea:

/Britv/ (brit Sup Forums, not brit Sup Forums)

what a retard my god

HE

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HE

just purchased euro truck simulator 2, lads

anime

tried smoking dabs the other day lads
gets you really stoned obviously but it's just such a kerfuffle
gonna keep blazing zoots

good lad
make sure to make good use of the steam workshop and ETS2 MP
The map expansion DLC's are possibly some of the only DLC's that are actually worth buying

post a beefy cuddly fuzzball guy

Good lad. Be prepared for a fun 10 hours, then 40 hours of pure suffering, then 60 hours of MAD DOSH

watching hajime no ippo

mum doesn't trust me with the sharp knives anymore

get your testosterone and you'll be naturally fucking bitches over time

reminder that Ian Wright had a TV show once
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>plus he was baneposting before baneposting even existed

fucking hell I remember that day

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>3.53mb
nono, shan't be wasting my data on this nonsense

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you've played that much? thats a fuckload of hours spent pretending to be a truck.

He had a chat show in the mornings before Jeremy Kyle became huge too

>euro truck simulator 2
Is this good without the DLC?

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WEW LADS

ah i love that pic
you probably saved it off me originally haha

*Licks nipples*

Ohhh. Miaou my dear amour, Mon petit chat, ahhh je t'aime

thanks a lot, asshole. my parents walked in on me masturbating to this and now they think i'm gay. take this to an NSFW board

tfw you lose an argument so badly you just close the thread

Wouldn't have hurt to wait for a sale, but good on you.

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happened last week

daaaaaaammm

that girls a freak. i like it

literally who

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>thinking anyone "wins" by arguing on Sup Forums

OH SHI-

>tfw you're in a heated argument and write a reply but after clicking Post you notice a typo or you notice that you've forgotten to attach the picture that you wanted to send with it so you close the thread

actually got it off Sup Forums ages ago

girl from modern family, read the thread

Sni-

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Reminder that Latam is heaven.

tfw you insult someone's intelligence but make a typo

Who is this?

>Wouldn't have hurt to wait for a sale
It's on sale right now, lad. £3.74 (4.27 Euro) for the base game.

don't watch that show

my body is close to looking like that.

>arguing something
>getting BTFO
>call the guy a fag
>close thread, clear history
never lost an argument

>shitpost about OP
>realise you've made a mistake just as stupid as OP's mistake
thats the thread closed there haha

cheers

literally wouldn't hear about these leaks any more unless someone posts them here

that's how shit Sup Forums has become. can't even post actress nudes on a fucking imageboard

dont know who that is

Prove it x

>job
>degree
>6'2
>handsome
>athletic physique
>10k in savings

but
>just got BTFO of £800 in Ethereum
>gf dumped in a few weeks ago

Wasn't aware. Bought it for 4.50€ or something during a christmas sale two and a half years ago. The sales aren't what they used to be.

would rather not know what the things that end up in my chili get up to prior to ending up in said chili

CUTE

>gf dumped in a few weeks ago
CHAD BTFO