Can anyone confirm the stereotype that it's socially acceptable to shit your pants in pubic in the good ol' USA...

Can anyone confirm the stereotype that it's socially acceptable to shit your pants in pubic in the good ol' USA. Is it just a meme or do americans actually do this?

Can anyone confirm the stereotype that OP is a f- oh wait. Never mind.

Can confirm
I once when to the cinema with some friends and there was this group of americans who sat in front of us. Half way through the movie one of them shat their pants while all the other americans where sniggering thinking it was really funny. The small was so bad we had to move 5 rows above them.

Okay. This might sound like copypasta.
But I honestly thought it was until I went on a cruise with my mother and my lawyer.
This fucking dude has the loosest ass and fastest stomach I've ever seen.
Within four days he had shit stains down his shorts, and he's so fucking Jewish refuses to pay the ten bucks to get them washed by the ship.
The wrist part was when we docked in Civitavecchia, Italy and hired a private driver to get us to Rome. He stomach started hurting during the ride and our driver didn't speak English so we couldn't tell him to find a restroom quick enough. We got him to pull over just in time for my lawyer to run out of the van, pull down his britches and let out the worst burbling, stomach twisting liquid shit spray I've ever heard.
He then wipes with bio-degradable baby wipes, pulled up his pants, and went on like nothing happened. This mother fucker had new shit stains on his shorts and he toured Rome, The Colosseum, and even the god damned Sistine Chapel. And I swear it didn't phase him at all. He never once showed any hint of shame, embarrassment or even disgust.

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*smell

Only in Walmart.

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freedom motherfucker

Only if you are middle age or older and walking to the general direction of a bathroom or your car. It's not like every time you go to a grocery store you see pooped pants, it's a third of the time at best and it's never been a problem if they acknowledge the situation and are waddling towards the bathroom.

Can confirm. What's the matter, no freedom?

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Its not considered acceptable. But its common with poor fat people. Here is what happens:

>fat ass
>can't be bothered with trying to eat better and working out
>take weight loss pill instead
>very common and easy to get
>side effect is insanely loose stool
>and constant diarrhea
>continue being a lazy piece of shit with a horrible diet
>eventually go out in public


and now you know the rest of the story.

if people are this stupid, you don't deserve freedom
it should be taken from you

>middle aged or older

How old do you think middle aged people are?

>Finland

To easy

I guess so
Boy i sure wish public defecation was part of UK culture as much as it is in America

Yes, we carry a change of cloths in the car. Due to fast food we fart A LOT and obviously some aren't farts. It's not usual to see but not uncommon at all.

>implying it's only old Americans who do it

It's not just the USA it's all of North America

pooping in your pants is considered polite , rather than say pooping on the floor, also it's a status symbol. Walking around with poop in your pants means you must be an important and busy person with no time to rest on the toilet. More and more in fact the toilet has the stigma of NEET attached to it

High capacity assault poo banned in the UK! Bin that poo, nigel

Its just morbidly obese people

>the amount of effort that went into forcing this failed meme

Can confirm. If i have a busy day at work I just poop my pants and change when I get home.

It's not the norm. But I guess it's odd that I've definitely seen a few people shit their pants in public.

I can only assume fat people, with their fucked up fast food diets tend to get diarrhea a lot. Bro I eat normal and have solid shits, I couldn't shit my pants even if I tried.

Story
>Working at a restaurant inside a very large casino
>We are traypassing food. Appetizers and stuff.
>Party starts to slow down.
>Decide I'm a little hungry.
>Go into the back and eat some weird hor d'oeuvre, like fish with caviar or something.
>While I'm back there, this dude pops out of this door that NOBODY ever uses... it's like a door that leads down into the basement of the casino with like a hundred flights of stairs.
>This dude has shit all over his swim trunks.
>He is obviously drunk.
>Says he's lost and needs to find the way out.
>As he's leaving he asks for an hor d'oeuvre
>Give him one.

Also seen a couple fatties with shit in their shorts at wallyworld.

eh, there's a lot of toilet using NEETS on the internet but the real movers and shakers use their pants as a mobile poop receptacle

Nice flag.

It is not even close to socially acceptable. I have never in my life seen this happen except from infants or children and if you are an adult you are laughed at or shunned and everyone gets grossed the fuck out.

This is why people who aren't Australian shouldn't try to shit post or troll. It's just not interesting, funny, provocactive, convincing...it's just....nothing when you do it.

Just delete this thread, go look in the mirror and reevaluate.

It's a meme
Like all bongs have shit teeth

Seriously, is it just one person?

DESIGNATED
BURGER
STAINS

i'm not sure but it's obviously accepted to eat shit there.

>pooalexa.com

>Not shitting yourself whenever you want because of "society"

Maximum cuck

This is Bob Burgerstains, when Bob is taking a stroll and doing some shopping the fellow americans that pass him by nod respectfully towards him and smile and he responds in kind.

They do this to show him the respect he deserves, for pooping your pants is deeply rooted in american culture and is the sure sign of a patriot and hard worker.

Pooping your pants show that you live a busy american life style, Bob is too busy living the american dream and grabbing life by the horns to have time for the loo.

As the americans say, " if you gotta go you gotta go "

Look at this man, how proudly and patriotic his stance is. This is the kind of stance that radiates a " Yes I am american, yes I pooped my pants, yes I am proud of it. Deal with it! " attitude.

When other americans see the burgerstains on his pants they will know he is a true american, too busy for silly loo's. He got his hands full living the american dream and he is not going to let a little bit of poop slow him down.

It only happens to me about every other week, So I wouldn't say it's all that common.

I have plenty of American friends, and when I asked them about the pants pooping in american culture they suddenly became very defensive, claiming it is perfectly normal and acceptable to poop in your pants if you are too busy to find a loo at the moment, plus you can always clean up later. " If you gotta go you gotta go they said ".

I have had this discussion with at least 4 americans and they all find this socially acceptable.

In America, pooping your pants is so common and naturalized that manufacturers have started to make adult diapers in " sexy models ".

The american on the picture shows a lot of class and intelligence by both pooping in her pants just like american culture dictates, but also saving her pants by wearing an adult diaper.

She even chose a sexy style adult diaper and makes sure to show it off to entice american males in the vicinity.

Very impressive.

Look at this lady. She pretended to drop something just so she could bend over and proudly display her burgerstains.

Impressed fellow americans nearby will now know that she is a true patriot and american. She is empowered, her head held high and with poop in her pants.

She is a strong american woman and she does not have no time for silly loo's. She's got life by the horns and she is not letting go for anything.

oatmeal shitpie.

>Why exactly do americans shit in their pants?

To understand the answer to this question you need to first understand american culture. In american culture pooping your pants is a sure way to come off as somebody patriotic and hard working.

By pooping your pants you show that you are too busy living the american dream, too busy grabbing life by the horns to worry about silly loo's and poop.

They wear the burgerstain on their pants like a war veteran wears the medal on his chest, with great pride.

>from swedistan
>has mudslime jizzstains in beard

The burgerstain epidemic needs to be discussed in order for us to put it in it's proper context in american culture. There are so many questions to answer.

Beats shitting in each others mouths like the english enjoy so much

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Like 30 and up. I know you're projecting your middle age insecurities but I think that's how most people would define it. All good, gramps.

>tfw threads like these on Sup Forums make me self conscious when wearing khakis

Can confirm, this is perfectly normal. We Americans don't always have time to go to the restroom. We are usually very busy, being the world's #1 superpower and all, so sometimes when you've gotta go you've gotta go. No shame in that.

I don't understand why this is a big deal.
>Freedom

do you also compare like these young ladies?

>a third of the time

Are you fucking kidding me? I've never seen anyone wearing shit-stained pants or shitting themselves in public.

It makes total sense if you think about how busy and hard working the American way of life is. I guess if your on the go and got to go there's no point in wasting time by using a toilet.

> It's not like every time you go to a grocery store you see pooped pants, it's a third of the time at best and it's never been a problem if they acknowledge the situation

think i'm done here.

It's happened to me once in my adult life when I had a dodgy gut that came on while I was out for a meal with family. I thought I'd just farted but it was some sort of wet ghost shit. I genuinely wanted to kill myself. I don't know if anyone noticed, it didn't seem like it but I don't know how they couldn't.

I've never seen or have shat my pants

dad and his family are fat fucks though, obesity is an issue here, but mainly with the lower socio economic classes

I've never seen someone shat their pants here.