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Sverigetråden edition

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any big guys in here for me?

anime

babestation

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If you're unpopular in high school, you will be unpopular in life

If you have no friends in high school, you will have no friends in life

If you have no girlfriend in high school, you will never have a girlfriend in life

If you haven't had sex in high school, you will never have sex in life

High school and college is the defining moment of your life. It sets up everything else. If you missed out on youthful joy (seen in movies and books) you are fucked for life and are socially impaired. It is essential to be a well-adjusted human being.

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disgusting runtlet beat me to it i had the form filled in and everything

Is shagging horses halal lads?

you are but grease in the wheels of my rule, runts.

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need cheering up x

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*cheers you up*

hmm
no
going to have to disagree with this post

RIP George Romero. In honour of you ill be watching walking dead tonight.

eeting a piza

this isn't funny don't fucking care

i wont watch it

Reading has to be the shittest place I've ever visited

>feels like the entire population hate each other
>50% don't speak English
>its completely irrelevant, place feels artificial
>random people shouting at me in the street
>blatant drug dealers with massive dogs staring you down and blocking your path
>weird fucking noises every now and then

Eting pza

u gay?

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Do you think you're betterrrr off alone?

rate today's fit lads

>be me
>be poortherner
>live in Northern city
>not much money around
>make £45k a year
>average London wage
>be comparitively rich
>no London problems
>city white as fuck
feels good.

'ing 'za

no is my piza to et

>Fill in the tunnel.
Howling. good yank banter

Rate my teeth from british to 10.

Reading is a great multicultural hub filled with colourful people, beautiful architecture and plenty of things to do desu

this is a good one
very haunting

hes falling over

sometimes I feel like everyone's pissing in the water except for me lads

Got my eye on a pair of Hugo Boss shoes for £125 lads. Should I go for it?

fuck off varg

If you don't live in failsworth your life's not worth living

suck my booty hole

fake story

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as the Daily Mail, is in fact, The Mail Online, or as I've recently taken to calling it, The Daily Mail Online. The Daily Mail is not a news corporation unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning wider system made useful by having the same editors, managers and business strategy as the Daily Mail Online, these components together comprising a full news corporation as defined by the Press Association.

Many readers read a modified version of the News Corp system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the Daily Mail Online which is widely used today is often called "The Daily Mail", and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the Daily Mail Online system, developed by Rupert Murdoch.

There really is a Daily Mail, and these people are reading it, but it is just a part of the news network they use. The Daily Mail is the kernel: the core organ that allocates the corporations's resources to the other programs that we run. The corporation is an essential part of a newspaper, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete journalistic system. The Mail Online is normally used in combination with the Daily Mail business system: the whole system is basically The Daily Mail with Online added, or The Daily Mail Online. All the so-called "Daily Mail" distributors are really distributors of The Daily Mail Online.

yes I wouldn't be able to cope with companionship

alri deano

love page 3
love chebs
love reading about how pornography structures architecture
love reading about sexual biopolitics

simple as

I have two pairs of hugo boss shoes. I say you should go for them. Can you show me picture?

Rate

>fell for the materialistic jew

the virgin car

live in Solihull which is better

>having gums
lmao

not gay but have a big urge to look for a cute lad

I'm genuinely in love, my heart aches, I feel lightheaded, it's wonderful

Karma police
Arrest this man
He talks in maths
He buzzes like a fridge
He's like a detuned radio
Karma police
Arrest this girl
Her Hitler hairdo
Is making me feel ill
And we have crashed her party
This is what you'll get
This is what you'll get
This is what you'll get
When you mess with us

looks like this illustrator has some internal issues to sort out

Hugo Boss shoes sound grim af

>emerging from your house at ~7am with a 2l bottle of beer

wish I lived in south central lads

it's a disgrace

I'm so innocent but I got some evil friends

I just wanna spend never fall in love again

everyone talks funny there

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yes, this one

wakefield*

Really wish I had a big sister

Anyone remember the Dolmio meme?

Fucked a Chinese student girl, lads. She says foreign students have to pay over £20k per year for tuition and she's doing a four year course so she'll be about £85k in the hole even before living cost and interest are taken into account. That's why I got to fuck her. How the fuck are they supposed to pay that off?

6 in the morning and i think that i just shit myself

they are

lived in london my entire life, never been mugged

DONT know what Im doing wrong, simple as

Just smelt a smell that reminded me of my childhood

But I cant remember what the smell reminds me of

>shaving beard to outline your non existent (usually fat cunt) jaw line
Not a fan of these runtoids they need gassed

I don't have gums. I have a metal thing from back in the days when I had braces.

Anyone remember the jalfrezi mme?

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most beards look terrible tbqh
can't wait for the trend to die

borough?

does black semen really sizzle with trillions of hyperactive african sperm cells?

>when I see a W*ite person

* And I'm thinking I shit on myself

her parents are paying for it

anyone remember to take the pie out the oven meme?

outside reeks of stale bird shit

extremely doxxable information

alri leroy

/ita/ were FUMING when we entered their thread

goign to make te

ok jermaine

me in the grey jumper

I've lived in failsworth most of my life and I've only been mugged when I went to london
(fortunately I beat up the jungle bunny who tried it and he scarpered)

'love' is just a chemical reaction in your brain

anzu is CUTE

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just et all my piza
now I want mor piza

sort yourself out.

/brit/ is turning in to a GOT general at 2am right?
Really don't want to have to spend the night with TV benders

shouldnt drink caffeine this late

1hr to go of my shift lads
got 8 tinnies in the whip which will get me shitfaced desu

want a bf

Same here blud

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