>5 hours til kickoff
>no prematch thread
What are the predicted lineups?
Predicted scores?
Who has the biggest Asian fanbase?
I think Arsenal will breeze past Chelsea 3-1.
Simply because they've already played a handful of preseason games and are ready to go, hope to be proven wrong though.
Maybe this lineup with Remy, Kenedy, Boga and Pasalic getting a good run in the second half.
Pure guess work though
Greetings from /arse/
any streams for faggot burger pleebs??
Pretty sure it's being streamed on the Chelsea FC website for worldwide viewers
ESPN has it for Australia/USA too so there will likely be a stream from that at game time
>burern followed by Chelshit
>benfica leipzig and Sevilla coming up
FUCKING FA JEW CONSPIRACY SCHEDULING TRYING TO FUCK US UP AGAIN
no morata - no watchata
*closes thread*
Ospina, Maitland-Niles, Mertesacker, Monreal, Oxlade-Chamberlain, Ramsey, Xhaka, Bramall, Ozil, Iwobi, Lacazette
Courtois; Azpilicueta, David Luiz, Cahill (c); Moses, Kante, Fabregas, Alonso; Willian, Batshuayi, Pedro.
>Who has the biggest Asian fanbase?
/arse/sia
Plastic clubs for plastic people.
/thread
There is no chance Morata will play yoday, right?
*walks towards the fast food restaurant*
yeah considering the game's in china and he's in england
He's in China though, Chelsea uploaded something about him meeting the squad in Beijing yesterdat.
The pitch looks like a ploughed field
How do I filter this faggot?
Are you new?
match thread here
Like either of those clubs need any more chink fans.
no, just finally had enough of him. He's gotten especially smug recently
Then you should know how to filter lad, it's basic Sup Forums.
Post his pic walking to the camera.
marco alonso
been here on/off since 2008 fella and I still don't know how to filter or triforce or make my name do that weird missingno type thing
>no Morata
What's even the point?
>no names on chelsea kits
>signed
Thank the gooks for all these shirt sales
>mfw ar6nil will never win the CL
need another ramsey special
Gooks are the reason why mediocre players cost 50mil now, fuck them.
>matt upson on commentary
since when was this a thing?
this pitch will suit chelshit more than us
here's hoping for no injuries
I wish we would stop whoring our leagues out to gooks and oil sheiks lads
>that one arsenal wog with different coloured boots
is mortata the most handsome player in the PL now
At least >we're not playing in the UAE
>Who is Sadio Mané
no lol
Seems like Conte is actually trying while Wonga threw in a bunch of shitters so that he can have an excuse after they lose.
>bramell
fucking wank. get these wog youth players off, none of them will make it
Is Morata playing?
Are these their new kits? They look ass.
If Arsenal lose this they shoudl kill themselves, Y/N?
Couldn't get a Chinese visa in time
joins the club in singapore lad
>Will I an
reeeeee
Literally fuck off Willian
Classic blunder
get gangraped by a pack of somalis you filthy krautcuck
giroud!!
It's because they're playing in China on this absolute charity match of a pitch with really dull lighting.
dont mind me
That is a Y?
Where's Rudiger and Hazard?
For me, it's Giroud
Why do ITV commentators always say Ötsil? It was fucking frustrating during the Confed cup hearing them pronounce every German player's name, as if they were English, but pronouncing Özil's as if he were German, making it just as wrong.
The Chinese smog probably doesn't help
Wenger should be hanged.
Is Pedro going to steal Hazards position permanently, making him undroppable when Eden Azzar returns?
I think so
...
Whatever it takes for me to never see Willian again
>le slow down play man
Better than most players Chelsea can get for depth I guess, but he shouldn't be near the first XI when Hazard is back
lads is ozil playing today
chelsea kit looks fucking terrible
The Ox realises this is like a try-out for Chelsea right? He better impress Conte or he's never winning the league in his career
I wonder if that black belgian guy who played in spain, forgot his name, will get some minutes this season.
Doesn't sound half bad actually. Way better than when they say "OlaReina" for one
>chavscum
no one cares you literal spotty faced teenage mongoloid
Charly musonda
Charly Musounda or however you spell it
Also I doubt it, I think the starting XI + Fabregas/Batshuayi/RudigerWillian will get minutes, that is all
It's just weird. It's like they make a point of pronouncing foreign names incorrectly.
I think Rudiger will be a starter.
Are you pushing Azpilicueta to wingback and Rudiger in there? If so, add Moses to the list of players who might get some minutes
If you're thinking Cahill or Luiz get dropped, I say wishful thinking but no
hahaha based ospina kill that cunt
jesus christ ospina you fucking faggot why u trying to kill pedro
>Ching chong referee decisions
What the fuck gook how is that a Pedro foul?
holy fuck arsenal free kick
F
what the fuck is wrong with ospina?
is he trying to turn this game into murderball in preseason
wanna here a good chinese ref joke lads
"open your eyes!"
get these chinese stretcher men the FUCK away from pedro
hahahahasuhduhah
wtf is wrong with chink refs?
So no red cards?
BOGA is unironically good
Boga on and not musonda
Hmmm
whenever they show the crowd I have the feeling that 90% of these chinks don't even know what's going on on the field.
>keeping a concussed player on in a friendly
Wow... look at this sharp 'football expert'.
Boring
ooga boga
At least it's not as bad as when Stamford Bridge needed sand all over it.
why do they all drink like retards?
>tf
>tp
>Chinese officials
>chavscum
heheheehe
*wins treble*
>Ching chong linesman
>chink refs
lol he was onside too
arsenal are getting rid of all their lucky calls in pre-season to ensure an honest premier league