Mfw they play the national anthem in American cinemas before the movie starts

>mfw they play the national anthem in American cinemas before the movie starts

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What small glorious part of this great nation does that?

how do they clap after while holding buckets of popcorn and 20L soda cups?

Just relax, my friend. Let's go have lunch.

>mention american national anthem
>dont post it
whats wrong with you
youtube.com/watch?v=klVe7_2UEQ8

American exceptionalism.

Idiot, movie theatres here are built facing mecca so you don't need to pause the movie

Dang, way to plan ahead, Eurobros.

This type of banter makes me sad because there is a hint of truth behind it. Poor Europa is being flooded with millions of subhuman mooslems. Centuries of fighting off the muslim hordes undone in one generation of feel good suicidal altruism. Sad!

How are we going to save those poor Muslims from the lack of air, freezing temperatures, and deadly levels of radiation?

you get used to watching movies in bomb suits. they even build them with 3D glasses in the helmet nowadays

I would imagine they make you feel pretty safe and cozy, like a steel toed boot times a thousand.

This can't be real.

Do not doubt the greatest nation on earth.

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It is. I didn't make the video but I have been in there at noon and they do it every day. I don't know if every Mission BBQ does it but that one most certainly does. They are spreading around the country now.

Let me guess, Texas.

Mostly East coast right now from PA and NJ to Florida but they are moving west to Ohio and Indiana.

God bless america you fucking mad men. We need that kinda shit here too.

>European theater
>Pray towards Mecca before the previews start

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>when the National anthem starts playing while you're pushing the boat into the theater lake

Imagine being in there, as a non-American, just minding your own business, eating.

You would HAVE to get up and do the same thing, because you wouldn't want to get lynched.

inb4 edgy cunts saying they would remain seated

I guess you could pretend to go to the restroom.

what if you are driving a car and the national anthem starts playing in the radio?

>go to theater
>order small soda
>32oz
What the fuck guys?

Die for your country, son.

Yeah, the small size was dropped from 40 to 32oz because it was becoming a drowning risk for the falcons

>the people who call North Korea a dictatorship

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Here in germany they play the turkish national anthem

>nobody posting the superior irish national anthem

youtube.com/watch?v=L2XbZ1X8xa4

>american cinema level
>burger music start playing

>ywn be a brainwashed american, fat and plump in a everlasting freedom bubble

If they don't help me teach my falcon American values, who will?

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based USA i love americans now!

ITT: people jealous of glorious America. Quit using American inventions if we suck so bad you fuckers.

kek I'm using computer right now. What are gonna do about it, burgerboy?

By that, are you implying our national anthem is a Coca-cola commercial?
>meanwhile
nytimes.com/2016/12/12/world/asia/indian-police-arrest-moviegoer-for-failing-to-rise-for-anthem.html

>all these Eurocucks triggered by patriotism

Maybe you should ask your grandparents what it's like to love your country.

at least we don't eat our grandparents ameriblubber kek

>Forced to sing like a fag
Keep your nu-patriotism mate.

This.

How else could Europe fall so hard?

You think standing is singing?

None that I've ever been to, but apparently movie theaters on military bases do it.

The upscale theater I go to does a 10 minute light show related to the movie before every movie. Pisses me the hell off. We payed to see a movie you fags. We've got places to be. It's not even an orchestra playing the music it's your speakers. Fuck you.

>[salutes internally]

Everyone has these extravagant theaters by them while for me I have to go an hour to go to one of those new AMC theaters with reclining seats. The one closest to me doesn't even have seats that go up like bleachers, it's all one big auditorium in every room that slightly goes down, so if you're in the very back you're watching movies for ants it blows cock

>mfw when OP thinks India is in the US

y-you dont have cup holders in your country user?

No, we have cis white males hold our cups during the movies

Just say you're not american...?

Is there any situation in Europe where you can play your country's national anthem that won't trigger a police inquiry about whether you're a racist? This question is half-joking but it's also half-serious. My british friends tell me you can't put the Union Jack on your window without drawing hard looks from people.

You think they'd accept that?

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My brain says certainly but my sense of humor says no.

>showing your country's flag
do people forget which country they are in?