/asean/ overseas chinese edition

/asean/ overseas chinese edition
Invited : overseas chinese, wh*tes.
not invited : bumis, m*lay, j*vanese,t*galog,t*ko,fank*i

lesgo bois!

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thestar.com.my/news/nation/2017/07/17/johor-princess-to-marry-dutchman-on-aug-14/
southwalesguardian.co.uk/news/14176308.Penygroes_man_discovers_father_was_Malaysian_sultan/
thestar.com.my/news/nation/2017/07/17/liquid-gold-rush-endangers-karas-trees-illegal-and-irresponsible-loggers-could-make-rare-agarwood-ex/
youtube.com/watch?v=Qn8QYvizjwg
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Get out of my country filthy gooks

another week, another excuse to not attend for the rest of weekdays. i am not sure if they noticed, but at this point most of my relatives either just died or in the hospital

>tagalogs

LMAO How do we fix our tagalog slum problem?

>Bisayans

LMAO How do we fix our Bisayan/Bisakol slum problem?

How do I get a qt 3.14 overseas Chinese girl with a bunch of inheritance

Ask your dad to be a multi billion dollar tycoon.
thestar.com.my/news/nation/2017/07/02/heirs-to-naza-and-berjaya-empire-announce-engagement/

>pergi Mall
>beli coli
>takde Tetek
hahahahahahalmaoooo trannies BTFO!

lurk around your local uni and open tinder, might take a few swipes

Why doesn't ASEAN agree to team up with us to deal with the chinks?

because you kill their prostitutes and fuck their children

kys gook you'd be a chinese colony if it weren't for our sacrifice

how do we fix our Marcos brainwashed Illocano slum problem?

You made way too many enemies around the world, getting too close means taking the fire and trucks like your NATO and Gulf friends.
China is also the largest trade partner and last time you brought Raptors already triggered them.

Also the govt already took diplomatic path by choosing chink ships for the littoral mission ship.
Initial 4 and up to 18 total, no more turning back from team China now.
Really feel bad for those sailors who prefers Korean corvettes but such is the fate of the weak. Fitting western equipment on chink boats is gonna be a pain in the ass as well.

ara ara, How can we sure we don't get backstabbed, buerger

osc here, ama

it should be non-chinese filipinos are not invited, not just tagalogs

How many CIA agent do you deliver worldwide every year?

Nani? Sore?

none

Did you get to pilot those huge burger planes like the Galaxy?

no, i work at low wage work

>see this
What do?

Honestly I've no Idea why asean exists, I mean the world and it history is a book with differents actors (people), yet I can't see your place in it.

Maybe God's forgotten people.

>I can't see your place
Vietnam War at least just as Algeria will be kinda remembered for Algerian War and Camus

who is the camu of vietnam

Crashing this plane.
How often do you run into a shooting crime scene?
The news about Chicago 4th july shooting incidents is rather scary.
Oh great another request for tutoring in the sausage fest known as engineering.

send a pic of my dick
>why asean exists
to compare moderation and radical sovereignty

selamat pagi & safe morning ^^

(Mon)08:50:25
(Mon)08:54:43
Yep, totally not the same person.

AYYYY LAMAOOOOO how do wez fix the pinoy problem!!?? XDDDDDDDD

So now that it became official that china will become a superpower thanks to the recent news, how do I learn chinese? I managed to brute force my way into english, i.e. I translated very single word until I managed to know them by heart. Will a similar approach work for chinese?

you have moon runes to think about. English is prolly easy for you because some some alphabet is slightly similar to the latin/portugese alphabet like 'Vehicle' to 'veículo' and its common sense that these two words is similar
>pic related
if you want to learn mandarin/canton via through english/portuguese then i wish you luck m8

>if you want to learn mandarin/canton via through english/portuguese then i wish you luck m8
What's the alternative? Also why there's two different water runes?

At any rate I legit doubt I'll have much choice in the matter of whether or not I want to learn that, unless the people there suddenly decide to learn english, which I doubt.

i was a co worker of someone who killed his wife

violence is everyday part of life

gf*

cokin nyalinya cuma didepan komputer.

MALAY'D

KEKEKEKEKEK IKAN KEKEK MAK ILOI

>tfw finally found an Advanced Tagalog learning discord
>I had a 6 hour conversation with them, and most of the time, their answer ends up with "I don't know".
>they try to refute me, yet they can't explain why it's wrong, they just kept saying that it was "unconventional"
>they told me that they practically didn't know and that they're going to research more about it, then they left
>come back the next day
>I ask them a question, no response
>ask them different questions after a few hours later, still no response
>wait a few more hours, still no response
>changed my question, nothing
>tried to ask an "EASY" question again, they're online, no response
>mfw
A-Are they ignoring me? ;-;

They probably found out about your beliefs.

Meanwhile in Johor
thestar.com.my/news/nation/2017/07/17/johor-princess-to-marry-dutchman-on-aug-14/
DUTCH'd

Maybe I should've went easy on them...

I regret everything I said.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuckkkkkkkkkkkkkk..

>the dutch is a muslim
ACKBAR'D

Maybe you should read more books friend.

dont uncover our secrets

They are not different but the same actually.

You have to remove the communist in office first.

Should i learn Bahasa, lads?

Seems like it is common among chinese to ignore messages or questions.
Kind of rude.
They do this a lot on twitter unfortunately.
I've heard that the more you talk with chinese there more he would treat you better, yet I can't even start a conversation.
I don't even understand how to approach them.
Is there some magic word like SHAZAM or some shit so they suddenly respond to you and start conversation?

>Taib's daughter is Canada's richest woman
LEAFED

No, Mandarin is the shit now

You don't even speak english.

Melayu or Indonesia?

They for sure answered his question but he didn't like it as usual because it doesn't fit what he wants Tagalog to be

Uggh.. which is japanese

Meanwhile in the UK
southwalesguardian.co.uk/news/14176308.Penygroes_man_discovers_father_was_Malaysian_sultan/
WALES'D

>not WELSHED
Thought it was going to be one of those White Rajah's desu

>descendants of James Brooke as king of the federation
Would be maximum kek

>ywn be a WITE KANG in a non-white area
Why even live?

Africa welcome's you.

>ironically use language that pulls pinaple aout of nowhere because their tongue can't spell nana

>friend is a missionary in Namibia
>dropping them off at the airport
>"Don't you need more luggage? You only have one small bag?"
>It's one of those very small backpacks
>"No point, if they see a foreigner at the airport with a lot of bags the locals will steal them"
>"Wut? But you're going there alone, is it that unsafe?"
>"Yeah, if you take a cab or any sort of public transport as a foreigner they will probably rob you, my missionary group is picking me up"
>"and they're providing you with all your essentials?"
>"Yes, I'm just bringing my toothbrush, travel documents, and a small amount of money"

Don't really want to experience that

You can make your own cult in godforsaken places such as deep inside Papua.

So bored.

>if locals see you they will rob you
>if locals hear you they will rob you
>if a flake of your skin touches the ground locals will rob you

Just like my Far Cry 2!
Brb mining for diamonds.

>still much better than South Africa

desu i would also stab and mug a white guy, rape if girl(male) if i ever see one near my place

Even big guys?

hmmm.

Something good just happened lads.

my uncle just had a son. so that makes me pretty much in the safe zone to become a wizard.

>comment deleted
Kek. Flip janny confirmed for LARPing.

dingin bingit

Got more?
like rhodesia feel

*suppresses natives colonially*

Kek this is some racoon city stuff as if those ooga booga come straight after being desert nomads for 10000years.

police dog are always trained to bite hand
what will the dog do if the criminal doesn't have hands?

this country got fooled by a rapist president

fuck this shit

>Most of these foreigners from Thailand, Cambodia, Indonesia and the Philippines harvest the woodchips and smuggle them into Singapore, Thailand and Indonesia.
thestar.com.my/news/nation/2017/07/17/liquid-gold-rush-endangers-karas-trees-illegal-and-irresponsible-loggers-could-make-rare-agarwood-ex/
Fellow Malaysians how do we stop our neighbours?
Few weeks ago it was fish and now its tree barks.
More UAVs is out of the question because Tony Pua will go apeshit.

here dogs are trained to smell a rapist
dogs will bite rapist's penis

Build a fucking YUGE WALL!

Holy fugg, somehow this Japanese girl can pronounce Vietnamese words correctly.

youtube.com/watch?v=Qn8QYvizjwg

If she spoke a bit faster she'd sound like a native and even that is impressive especially coming from a language that isn't tonal at all.

Also she's super cuuute

A wall is already in the works in Thai border but Borneo wall is impossible.
Walls also doesn't solve retarded fishermen
>govt gibs free diesel daily
>sells them to neighbours
>sells permit to neighbours who use banned fishing method and ruin fishing
>smuggling stuff for $3/package including drugs
>catch poisonous pufferfish for greedy chink fishmonger who hire illegals to turn it into fishballs
>didn't carry provided GPS so that govt doesn't find out their activities then get Abu Sayyaf'd/assorted pirates with no GPS to transmit distress beacon.
I wish we get Duterte who would order the coast guard STAR team to give summary execution to traitors at sea.

>My Indian neighbor told me we've opened authentic Indian restaurant
>staffs are all nepalis
>serve gapao and pho
PLEASE

thats a chinky quality of doing work. last i eat malaysian food in UK chinatown and the workers there are Hongkongers

Bomb them like we did?

No one expect high quality asian meal in US. All restaurants are owned by chinese and korean, chefs are novice latinos.

>Indian
>pho
They probably think you dunno the difference

If curry noodle works well no reason why pho wouldn't work.
Even shooting the likes of Abu Sayyaf is not allowed until fired upon or given permission by state minister since we might kill foreigners.
Not even Ops Fajar in Somalia ever killed anyone since 2008, all niggas were captured alive and flown to Malaysia for court session.
Blowing stuff up will get some folks really triggered.

They'll do whatever profitable and that's how they thrived in this country.
They are going to steal our customers (;_;)

Hush now it's ok. I won't eat at their restaurant.

But just curious, how is their food?

Goddamn petty humanity, always obstructing the greater good.

Taste is good but price is a bit high compared with other indian diners.
Interior was nice and clean, girls'll like it I guess......... (´・ω・`)

boards.fscchan.nl/

what the fuck it is ?

What did you try? The pho?
Indian food here tend to be quite boring ;-;

Also, discord oneegai oneegai ^w^

macam sedapp je cafe latte tu

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