2016

>2016
>still worshipping his wifes son

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You know there story can be used to show modern virginity is beautiful. And that if you keep your virginity God will bless and men will be loyal to you.

>she cucked him with some guy
>told him it was god
>he bought it

>religion built off a cucking

Top kek

Women are stupid. They want to believe God is real and man is good.

*tips fedora*

>fuck DeShawn from down the street
>lie and say it's the son of god when your kid comes out black

Kike myths are always the stupidest most nonsensical stories. "God became human so he could sacrifice himself to himself to forgive our sins because reasons".

And the story of Esau and his scheming little brother. Esau is the older brother, a manly man, favored by his father and his little mama's boy brother conspires with their mother to steal everything from him. But somehow Jacob is the good guy here?

...

This entire thread sucks.

Most of the people on here wouldn't even have the strength to do what a true man did.
He left his home in order to protect his wife and her unborn son and walked miles and miles through hot desert while they rode on HIS donkey.
Takes more commitment and resolve than any of the bitter losers on this board will ever touch.

>post yfw jews have tricked christians and muslims into worshipping their god, his son and his boyfriend.

Actually, the whole gods-impregnating-earthly-wymminz-and-sheet is a Greeko-Roman pagan thingie.
Original (((Jewish))) Christians didn't believe in that shit, it only began after Roman aristocracy merged it with their Sol Invictus cult.

Finland bringing the true life bants! Christ was a wife's son

hitler was a shitty chirstfag too

It takes a strong man to support the cuckoo bird's baby.

>Original (((Jewish))) Christians didn't believe in that shit

Apparently they also had no problem with same-sex weddings.

Christianity, though, is a hodgepodge of competing religions. It's all thrown in there.

Numerology. Tree worship. etc etc etc

If anything, it shows the Bible isn't compromised of morally simplistic folklore fairytales.
The Bible (the real one, sans the New Testicle hippie bullshit) is dark, gritty and very much real.

Mary was a consecrated temple virgin who when she was aof age was betrothed to Joseph, an elderly widower so they could take care of each other. Their relationship was never intended to be sexual.

taylormarshall.com/2011/12/did-jewish-temple-virgins-exist-and-was.html
catholic.com/tracts/mary-ever-virgin

That said, when Joseph found out Mary was pregnant, his reaction was not passive. He intended to divorce her. It took an intervention by an angel to talk him out of it.

So no, St. Joseph was not a cuck, he fulfilled his intended role as a caretaker.

new testament is apostolic traditions, the successors of the people God gave authority to.

>sans the New Testicle hippie bullshit

Fuck off, kike. The New Testament compliments and completes the Old.

>dark, gritty and very much real.

Oh sure... like an old man fucking both his daughters to pregnancy, while so drunk he didn't even know who they were — shortly after offering them to a mob of gay men to be gang-raped and shortly after the old ball 'n chain was offed by his main bro so he could get some tasty seducing daughters action

The Lot/daughters incest crap became much of the "Playboy for rich men" artwork that decorated their homes, too.

Google Lot daughters painting in images and you'll find endless examples. Bible porn.

>very much real
Yeah, when were jews slaves in Egypt again?

How many cuck sheds did Jesus built for his worshippers?

Yeah, gods knocking up human bitches is normal, the reasons for it in this case are what's weird.
>The Bible is dark, gritty and very much real.
That doesn't make the story make any more sense. It's still the story of a younger brother being a complete asshole, lying to his father and stealing everything from his elder brother. And it would be okay if the narrative treats him as the bastard he is but he's supposed to be the good guy here.

>after the old ball 'n chain was offed by his main bro

another example of Christianity basically stealing any idea it could from competing religions.

Orpheus and Euridice (don't turn around, or else)

But it is valid when you type like you have Asperger's you glorified gook

comedy goldlel

Jews never had no "temple virgins", you cathocuck.
100% of women were married off very young, every single history book of the age (and there are plenty) will tell you that. Mary was probably married off at 11 or 12 yo.
The links you posted aren't even spit-worthy, the utterly retarded leaps of logic the cathocuck there does could easily replace LHC in accelerating protons.

Christian here,

I laughed.

>Renaissance Italian Cathocuck Christcucks painting porn very loosely based on the Bible inside their houses and Cathedrals is somehow a problem of the Bible, not of the decadent culture of Italian Renaissance.

>Jews never had no "temple virgins", you cathocuck.

Yes there were, read the first article I linked to, you hooked-nosed piece of shit.

>There is further testimony of temple virgins in the traditions of the Jews. In the Mishnah, it is recorded that there were 82 consecrated virgins who wove the veil of the Temple:

>“The veil of the Temple was a palm-length in width. It was woven with seventy-two smooth stitches each made of twenty-four threads. The length was of forty cubits and the width of twenty cubits. Eighty-two virgins wove it. Two veils were made each year and three hundred priests were needed to carry it to the pool” (Mishna Shekalim 8, 5-6).

>We find another reference to the “women who made the veils for the Temple…baked the showbread…prepared the incense” (Babylonian Talmud Kethuboth 106a).

>Rabbinic Jewish sources also record how when the Romans sacked Jerusalem in AD 70, the Temple virgins leapt into the flames so as not to be abducted by the heathen soldiers: “the virgins who were weaving threw themselves in the flames” (Pesikta Rabbati 26, 6).

Look up David Rohl or James Hoffmeier. There's plenty of evidence for the jews in Egypt.

not an argument

It makes perfect sense inside narrative and context (reading into subtleties, Esau was an impulsive savage, selling his birthright and immediately regretting it, and thus inferior to the clever man of thought Isaac).
It doesn't make sense to YOU since you believe you cracked God's intricate moral code and his infinite plans and thus every Biblical narrative has to go just like every Disney cartoon story, and if not it 'doesn't make sense'.

>carefully ignores the existence of the porn story in the Bible itself

Didn't I mention this guy is making retarded leaps of logic?
What a fucking idiot. Mishna mentions virgins wove the fabric because "virgins" means they DIDN'T GET THE PERIOD YET, since a bloodied woman has loads of problems of purification before weaving fabric for the Temple which is supposed to be ritually clean. It just means the virgins there were 8-11 years old, not old hag virgins locked inside convents you cathocucks imagine.
(Referencing Mishna commentary of Tosefot Yom Tov on spot)

And here I thought textual porn was supposed to be graphic and detailed. Guess some autistic tendie kiddos can get off from:
>And they made their father drink wine that night: and the firstborn went in, and lay with her father; and he perceived not when she lay down, nor when she arose.
Need a napkin to wipe all that jizz from the screen?

I worship the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit

G-guys? It was my plan all along, I swear! G-g-guys?
>t. God

Are you an Atheist?

It's quite simple
Somebody wrongs you
You forgive them
You pay for it

We have sinned against God
He forgives the elect
He pays via atonement through the cross

your autism is definitely showing

a story where:

1) virgin daughters are offered to a mob to be gang-raped

2) the mother is killed so that:

3) the old man can be seduced with wine and nubile young daughters for miraculous incestuous sex that:

4) not only results in pregnancy because an old drunk man was able to get it up and shoot enough out — to impregnate TWO women

5) results in the healthy non-condemned-by-God birth of two male babies

That the Bible porn was eventually illustrated is somehow just a magical thing that has nothing to do with the fact that the story is such porn that the illustrations would pick up on that and, indeed, choose that fucking story

fail

Those 19th century Christ mythers have been debunked so many times, no biblical scholars take them seriously

Until after the apostolic age, I don't see popes doing miracles anymore

Look up the Habiru.

Nothing in the Bible can't be debunked since it has been a collection of politically-chosen folklore for as long as it, and its MANY versions, has existed

People made shit up then. Some of the shit survives in the popular versions (some of it being purposefully translated in a way that suits more recent political agendas) while much of it did not. People continue to make shit up today.

The most scholarly thing to say about religion is that it's a lot of bullshit.