Where can i find a qt metal gf?

Where can i find a qt metal gf?

They don't exist. All metal girls are ugly.

I'm not the sort of person she'll admit she knows

>OMG, stop looking at me you creep. Urgh.

I was the bassist of the band just staring into the crowd. Go figure.

im fappin
u mad tho

go to a metal show lol

>having a meal

ok

t.obiviously never was at a metal concert

You're wrong though because I have.

slipknot?

Bolt Thrower

metal festivals

What do you want to say, they are edgy bitches?

>QT
>Metal GF

pick one

damn, lucky fucker
>tfw both BT and Motorhead got rekt in the same year

you were just unlucky I guess

having a meal?

i would imagine bolt thrower women look like this

the hottest chicks are at bm concerts just FYI

Step One: Find a Country Girl or pleb taste girl
Step Two: Convert her to Metal

Bolt Thrower women would never be that cute.

It might just be me but i feel like there are more metal related threads on mu lately. Not a bad thing at all!

your local hot topic or strip club

this

desu gives me a reason to go to a strip club.
A metal music themed strip club, weww. bucko

bro they play rob zombie at most strip clubs

>rob zombie
>metal

rob zombie makes metal

I agree but most metal fans are slightly broken on the inside so maybe they find raccoon eyes attractive.
Imo the closest a metal fan can get is an art hoe, who will at least tolerate some of his music and have a poser-tier knowledge of the more fashionable bands

>the closest a metal fan can get is an art hoe
So you don't find redpilled goth whores attractive then?

I do but art hoes aren't goth.

Okay here's the thing

if you can describe a girl as "qt" she's worthless

Especially if she's a metalhead. Metal girls should be hot, not "qt", that's a term that applies to pop punk twee cunts k-pop moeblobs and all sorts of undersexed weak women for undersexed weak men. Chicks who read Scott Pilgrim, that kind of shit.

Not tolerable.

Just lurk around a middle school for a bit.

Yeah that shit ain't happening

No, and anyway, she probably doesn't listen to very good metal anyway.
The best a metalhead can get is something like pic related.
She'll probably tell you one of her favourite albums is a Swans album, and might know a Slayer song or two, but it's either that or trying to fuck the entire Rite Aid mascara aisle.
Anyway, living with a carbon copy of yourself is tiring after a very short while.

What the everloving fuck is this meme

the truth

ain't no art hoe gonna accompany you to a Cure concert

ain't no art hoe got poofy hair and winklepickers

ain't no art hoe read all of Poe and Milton

ain't no art hoe gonna play bass in your shitty post-punk project

ain't no art hoe gonna show makeup tips to you

ain't no art hoe even know who the fuck Rozz Williams is

ain't no art hoe gonna share spicy Robert Smith vs Morrissey memes with you

>qt gf
>metal
Pick one

If this was 1987 I wouldn't have to choose

>use a meme that's already been done in this thread
>be original
Pick one

No I'm asking what the everloving fuck is this "art ho" bullshit meme
Moz is a cunt btw

art hoes are millenial sluts who try to look quirky and edgy.

The female equivalent of people like Lil Peep

instagramoid Alice Glass wannabes with hip-hop sensibilities

basically emo scene sluts but updated

xD ebin

That still makes no sense
AG is AG
Wait how do they look edgy
At this point people look like cookie cutter carbon copies, fashion wise.
A bit drab

And plenty of dumb bitches want to be her

Nigger I showed you a picture of what they look like. How can you not see how that's supposed to be edgy?
Also you're the one who said you didn't know about art hoes, who are you to say that shit when you admitted that you aren't up to date? Just take my word for it, alright

It's fucking not edgy you big autistmo
I'm not taking any of your bullshit

she's wearing a choker to attract people into BDSM
she's wearing a shirt with "anti-social written on it
she's got ten pounds of makeup and a nose piercing
she's got trannie hair
she's got slutty thigh-high stockings
and she's popping pills

HOW IS THAT NOT EDGY?

Interesting (ass)umptions
It says "anti social social club"
Nice to see what goes in an autists minds', if anything is going on in there.

yeah it's a meme brand for tards

you know like vetements

actually you know what? go check out vetements' website, that'll give you an idea of what art hoes are

I know what shitty French overpriced bullshit is.
I don't need to look twice.

then you already know that art hoes are edgy, what the fuck are you even on?

Like I said before, it's cookie cutter shit

Pic related looks like she listens to Black Metal and Shoegaze.

bullshit she looks like she cries to shitty doom metal and shoegaze