St Louis Cardinals @ Chicago Cubs

Cardinals
Adam Wainwright (R)

1. Matt Carpenter (L) 2B
2. Tommy Pham (R) LF
3. Dexter Fowler (S) CF
4. Jedd Gyorko (R) 3B
5. Yadier Molina (R) C
6. Luke Voit (R) 1B
7. Paul DeJong (R) SS
8. Randal Grichuk (R) RF
9. Adam Wainwright (R) P

Cubs
Jon Lester (L)

1. Ben Zobrist (S) 2B
2. Kris Bryant (R) 3B
3. Anthony Rizzo (L) 1B
4. Willson Contreras (R) C
5. Kyle Schwarber (L) LF
6. Addison Russell (R) SS
7. Jason Heyward (L) RF
8. Jon Jay (L) CF
9. Jon Lester (L) P

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Go Cubs!

Go Rivalry!

Fuck the Cardinals.

Remember the NLDS 2 years ago when the Cubs buttfucked the Tardinals so badly, that Lackey AND Heyward defected to the Cubs the following year?

The shanty town of Yaddie.

Someone please make a webm of the Gyorko play

that was a tremendously terrible at bat by schwarber

Remember that time The Cardinals put up an eight spot in one inning against the Cubs?

Oh yeah, it was yesterday.

>mfw scoring 8 runs in an inning is the highlight of the tardinals last several seasons

>Having an offense that's so shitty, you need to score off walks from relievers like Grimm and Rondon.
The meth laden waste land that is taint Louis.

Also
>This is the best highlight of the tardinals in 2 years


Heyward with a triple!

Godward. Too bad the rest of the team is still mostly shit

>Heyward with a triple!
Nobody scores!

>tfw no marina gf

>Nobody scores!
Or as we call that around here, the average Cardinal inning

nice home run lester

is schwarber bad or is he as good as the entire cardinals offense?

Schwarber will be good again, the Tards will not.
youtube.com/watch?v=IlJJfyatUNo

I like Schwarbs but we should really pull the plug and try to get something from an AL team for him.

It would be foolish to trade him when his value has never been lower

I just don't believe he can pull himself together enough for it to be worth the investment of putting him in the lineup just to trade him for something a little better later. We can still get a decent reliever or a starter with him as main piece.

I think were best off just riding it out with him and hoping for the best. If someone has to get traded it should be javy

his rookie contract is also through 2022 I believe

>15 up, 15 down

No one say those two words at least until the 8th

P E R F E C T
E
R
F
E
C
T

God damnit.

Do you guys think Jon Lester will pitch a perfect game? I sure do. This is exciting. Hope no on e jinxes this :p

At least it was only one

DIE IN A BUS CRASH NIGGER

I'm Mexican

...

that's what they all say

ahahahaha eat SHIT cusb

I really am. I don't ride the bus.

I DON'T FUCKING CARE YOU NIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEERRR

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Get fuckeed

Kek

Lol the methinals only have half as many hits at the Cubs
Eat shit

How does it feel having the next big superstar phenom and still being in 3rd place cumguzzler

This is a rebuilding year, you idiot.

Judge has been trash since the allstar break

>Cube fan calling someone else a cumguzzler
Ironic

>rebuilding
>trades prospects to the whos for trash players

Did you see what Kahnle and Robertson did last night? They aren't garbage.

Riiiiiiiiiight... Trading prospects totally means rebuilding

Prospects we didn't need. Our outfield is fucking stacked

All these ground balls are making me want to ground my own balls, Christ man

Schwarber's real problem is like that of Baez, swing for the fences when he should be working on just getting on base.

Look at his ratio of homers and doubles to singles and you'll see how he needs to work on his hitting.

Great, when will he start to show improvement?
How long is the team supposed to watch him flounder for?

Now that Lesty doesn't have the no-no anymore, I'm switching over to /heem/ and keeping tabs on this game. Good luck my precious cubes :^)

There is no quick fix for batting style. See Heyward last year.

If he can unfuck himself in time for the fall and playoffs, you'll be sucking his balls dry. We still have time

>90 minutes in and were in the seventh inning

wtf I was looking forward to watching this all day

Is there a better commenting duo than JD and Len?

No. JD haters can suck it, too.

I don't mind giving him time to sort out his shit, but I am against inserting him into the lineup over and over again despite 0 signs of improvement.
Heyward at least played defense like a god.

len and bob

...

Len and Bob, no debate

Cube did pretty well, he had energy even if he rushed the start.

>Ice Cube trying to rap the seven inning stretch
I can't stop laughing, especially when he jumped ahead of the organ and threw everyone off.

Best group in the business

>Ice Cube did the stretch at a cubes game
>yesterday they pointed the camera at a kid eating tendies for no good reason

t-they know we're watching Sup Forums

>be ice cube
>apparently be a musician
>can't even stay in time for fucking Take Me Out to the Ballgame

You must be from Sup Forums because you're a hate speech meme posting, egotistical retard like their idol.

Ice Cube is in Chicago shilling Big3.

>Schwarber gets a base hit
APOLOGIZE

schwarbers back baby

Schwarber returns to form!!!
I never doubted him

>ice CUBE
>Sup Forums calls the Cubs the CUBES

I know you wanted the (you) but goddammit man

>Thinking he was invited to sing the stretch because of Sup Forums's nickname.
I stand by my comment you troglodyte.

>le anthem americaine with 20 extra gospel notes

>I don't understand humor

>Understanding that atrocious atrocity you call 'humor'

COCKS

DINGERS

Man, I hate Grichuk. He always dingers against us.

Here we go again.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayy

>atrocious atrocity
That joke wasn't funny but what the fuck user

IT'S NOT OVER YET!

NEW BALLGAME!

Kris Godant

BASED BRYZZOBRIST

bear > salad

BASED BRYANT

dang kris is quick

>Bryant base running

We need another Schwarber hit right here.

surprised kris slide feet first

Implying he does anything but hit dingers once in a while.
Schwarber is shit this year and I don't trust in any situation

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>2017
>Stealing on Molina

What was the point of that steal attempt. Cardinals were struggling and you let them off.

hes not nearly as good as he used to be. not saying isnt good though

It takes the force out off the table. Which reduces the defensive options of the Tards.

Also a hit could mean 2 runs since they're now both in scoring position.

Especially with schwarber batting.
What the fuck Joe? Schwarber only hits home runs. He's either out or hitting a dinger.

Theo, please trade rizzo for a closer and relievers

>Not calling that strike 3

Get it together UMPY!

just in time

>Closer
>When we have Davis
Fuck off.

>Trading Rizzo

What a despicable thing to say.

Hehe Wade I see that you're playing 3D chess right now but please don't give up the game

oh shit here we got again