Juventus vs Barcelona gamethread

Barcelona XI v Juventus: Cillessen - Aleix Vidal Piqué Mascherano Digne - Samper Rakitic Iniesta - Messi Alcacer Neymar Jr,

Juve XI: Buffon; Lichtsteiner, Benatia, Barzagli, Asamoah; Khedira, Marchisio; Sturaro, Lemina, Bentancur; Mandzukic

starts in less than a bong

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>Alcacer

>mfw trying to get hyped but it's a fucking pre-season slugfest at 1 am

el bumpo for shit match I guess

>Neymar's last game for Barca
Fuck this gay earth

Bearded Mascherano will annihilate everyone.

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>Bentancur

when did this happen lmao

>E team vs G team

yeah i'm not staying up for this

>Bentancur formally become a player of Juventus on 1 July 2017, after the club activated the option to sign him in April 2017. The first option to sign Bentancur was bought as part of Carlos Tévez's deal in July 2015.

*shrug*

>nerman

>Casual worried about rosters and cant just enjoy the game for the spectacle that it is

Nerman wouldn't be playing if a transfer were imminent.

>Sturaro on the wing

Will this be nerman's final game at barca?

If he goes to P$G then his relevancy and career are over t b h

>watch juve
>see Jj
wtf, they really JUSTed themselves pretty bad

>Rakuten
>new Juventus logo
who is making decisions for these fucking clubs

>no busquets
Congrats juve

NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN

Horrible defending by Barcelona all around, but Nerman just scored.

he's done ever so well

why is no one watching this match? Sup Forums is dead as fuck m8s

>benetia

this fucking guy

>Nichtsteiner

everybody is working now that trump is president

It's a meme friendly

Neymar weighs 16 lbs?

He gets pushed and goes 40 feet

>le trump is personally creating jobs meme

AHAAHAHHHAH SP BTFO

NEYMAR IS THE FUCKING GOAT

WELCOME TO PSG

Why don't Barca have names on their jerseys? Is that some sort of pre-season tradition?

>the media still thinks Nerman is leaving
>too retarded to see that Nerman just wants a pay raise.

won't happen la

Messi is playing. WHAT LE FUCK. Been real invisible.

He consistently gets cucked by Juve

Even when they won the CL final vs them he got carried

And who assisted the 2nd goal?

JESUS CHRIST THE GOAT

gib 220+ million euros now

you know i'm worth it

NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN

in fact who assisted the first goal lmao

barsa is finished la

Pls dont leave Nerman ;_;

>assist

Le pass ball to Neymar and let him dribble drobble everybody

Scores 8 seconds later
>assist

>Jjustventus without Bonucci

This starting XI makes me puke

man all those plastic fans

first was alcancer m8

those are some ugly ass jerseys

Fucking nerman

is his life, dare i say it, over?

>carried
>one or two assists
Whatever, it's pointless arguing after his showing last season.

AHAAHAHHHAH SP BTFO YET AGAIN!

NEYMAR IS THE FUCKING GOAT

WELCOME TO PSG

>america

What did you expect

Realistically speaking, is Barca fucked if Nerman actually and unironically decides to leave? Keep in mind that Barca will have a quarter of a fucking billion dollars to use as transfer money for the next few seasons if this retarded transfer actually happens. I'd reckon they can get Dybala + a proper midfield and some depth with that money which means the team will stop being unbalanced and shit.

PSG supporter here desu. I don't want Neymar to come. He needs a bigger club than PSG, he's fine at barcelone. I imagine neymar playiong with cavani and..no, neymar deserves better. It's silly to give caviar to pigs desu

Cardiff is here

forever

>nerman isn't elite
t.Sup Forums

If they buy Dembele they're fine

...

Better to have neymar than a lot of money, because you don't always manage to use that money properly

Maybe Juventus won't sell.

Maybe the midfielders they buy will be shit.

But they know Nerman delivers.

So it's a gamble for Barça.

lol Cavani is one of the best strikers in europe m8.

stop talking shit

>Barcellona

this triggers me

>Dembele
He's too young and Dirtmud will want 60+ million for him. Let him stay at Dirtmud for another season or two.

PSG supporter here
fuck PSG

>leddit spacing
wena 55 weon

>lol Cavani is one of the best strikers in europe m8.

'no'

Not if they buy Pulisic

this 2bh. plus the current board in control is a joke.

>60+ million
lol if nerman goes to PSG for 222m they'll ask 120+

he's only good when he's alone at the front and gets passes in the back of the defenders, he has very poor technic, he panics easily, he will drive neymar crazy.

>barças #17
cringe

Does it feel good that for the first time America has a potentially world class footballing prospect?

I personally am excited for the US to step up to the footballing plate.

>Barca buy PulisGOD and DembelGOAT together and are set for the next 10 years for the midfield.
I will come.

This

It's like if they come for Dybala, Juve would literally ask for 150+

if Lookapoo is considered one of the best strikers in europe then Cavani is too

I was memeing, but yea it feels good and it's even better he's at the perfect club for him right now. We will see if he moves in 2-3 years, but right now Dortmund is literally the perfect club to grow at. Plays with some world class players and gets great playing time this is the first generation of players for the US that started after the soccer boom I guess you could call it. Still no sign of a good ST though and that's what could hold the US back in terms of tacking the next step up.

Lukaka is a flat track bully and is shit.

which messi is playing? the iranian one?

The white one

jjust ffuck mmy sshit uup

Barca should be making a big signing right now, If they wait until Nerman is gone they're fucked. It's a lot harder to negotiate a deal when the selling club knows you're up 220 million and in need of a replacement.

>fielding together Lemina, Sturaro, Asamoah, Marchisio, Lichtsteiner, Mandzukic as striker
Jesus Christ

Barcelona should buy Kane and Alli.

Would literally steamroll every champions league season for the next 5 years

So it is the Iranian one.

You don't make a big sign like that m8.. completely out of the blue.

Sturaro literally can't pass a ball 5 feet this fucking guy

Asamoah:Juve=Niang:Milan

>Sturaro again

Wtf does this guy even do holy shit I'm loling

He's so clumsy, too.

Together they would be like 300 million lad

lol italian scumbag

>divemar

I've never seen a player just consitently get worse every chance he gets.

He had one meme game vs Bayern and people were like well he might be okay and that was his only good game of his career

Kane is 200 on his own.

Messi can't score against the GOAT even in a friendly lol

BaTmAn_LoKo signs for dignitas

JUSTier mascherano

gotta love neymar chimpouts
he wouldn't do shit if there were no cameras around

No they wouldn't, unless they were sold in the prem to another prem team.

>African intellectuals

This. Wtf

they're going to have to do that to stop the madrid domination