Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children

Whoever made the thread about this movie yesterday.

Fuck you.

Sincerely, user

>another Tim Burton movie featuring a lot of overly pale white people
why does he keep doing this?

He hasn't made anything good since Coraline. But Coraline was actually really amazing, so people will keep giving him chances for a while yet.

when i saw the trailer before t his it just looked like an x-men movie but for girls

He didn't make Coraline

because we are beautiful unlike other races on the planet

a couple black kids would have made a nice addition, without them it seems like a movie we've all seen countless times

one of the reasons I like the lost boys in Hook so much is because of how diverse they all are

>Coraline
>Tim Burton

but user, no.

Trolled the fucking shit out of you, boyo

hahahahah

if you are serious, jesus christ
how do you exist, how do you properly function in real life you waste of cell division

>I-I was just pretending to be retarded

Oh yeah no, I was totally serious.

i've been had! off to the punishment shack it is.

>spouts autistically

you tell me, famalam

>A couple of black kids
>In middle of nowhere Wales
>In 1943

Sure.

I forgot black people didn't exist back then

>dicklets
>beautiful
Hahahaha

not in Wales in 1943, they knew better than to let them in the same place as normal humans back then

black people have been in europe for hundreds of years

>implying dicklets aren't beautiful
Ladies and gentlemen, we have a flaming faggot here who doesn't like traps and sissyboys

Yeah but why would they care about their slaves

Only a BBC can make that look passable.

I thought it was okay if rather generic though.That Enoch kid was a bit of a psychopath especially when he fucked about with the dead kid.

yeah in zoos lmao

England abolished slavery in 1833

What makes them Peculiar?

Were they raped as babies? Are their knees backwards? do their eyes bleed?

that's just your opinion, nigger

Why didn't any of them go crazy for being stuck in a time loop for so long?

They're mutants. They all have "powers" some are super shitty like having a mouth in the back of their head while others can set fire to anything they touch.

People here are stupid. Stop the presses.

Did you bite through your tongue when you were typing this out?

orgies

Christ, you fuckers are insecure. How come I can watch movies featuring exclusively black or asian people and not scream and complain? How come I can identify with characters of a different race, but you can't?

How does it feel to be such a shallow, useless thing that even you recognise that your race is your only quality of value?

I liked it

spooky scary skeletons remix fucking when?

>set fire to anything they touch
>almost freezes to death

she sucked at being a freak

>Genre: family
This film had some spooky shit

>How come I can watch movies featuring exclusively black or asian people and not scream and complain?
Because you're a cuck who is selling our your own race. You fucking millennials make me sick with your participation trophies and your twitter slang and your tumblr sensibilities. Whatsa matta? Baby gonna cry? Baby wanna safe space from da big meanie on da inta-net? Well I've got news for you, cuck. Real life's knocking on your door. In real life there are no safe spaces you stupid little bitch. So look up from your phone, pull your head out of the PC clouds, and get ready. Because we're taking back this country. And you can lead, follow, or get your fairy ass out of the way. Choice is yours, kiddo.

>Implying you're one of the Beautiful Ones

His shit tends to be set both in the past and in Europe or a fantasy derivative thereof so it makes plenty of sense. I think he's just addicted to the Δ E S T H E T I C

I care less about his casting choices and more that he fantasies never seem that fantastical. Like certainly there must be a way to go full spectacular and preserve his stylistic choices, but everything just screams of untapped potential because he doesn't want to risk breaking style.

ecks dee

I watched this movie purely for Eva Green and that bitch with the elbow gloves.

I was not dissappointed.

Bonus: Samuel L Jackson

>tfw MC was chasing after wind girl when he should have been pursuing best girl fire girl

...

From his own mouth:

>Burton continued, "I remember back when I was a child watching The Brady Bunch and they started to get all politically correct, like, okay, let’s have an Asian child and a Black," he said. "I used to get more offended by that than just — I grew up watching blaxploitation movies, right? And I said, that’s great. I didn’t go like, okay, there should be more white people in these movies."

In Cardiff,Tiger Bay now Butetown had blacks living there. There was even a race riot there during WW1. Shirley Bassey was born there.

Would Sup Forums abandon their family, and possibly give up movies, the internet and vidya to go live the same day forever who knows where/when, just because of pic related?

TROLLED HARD SMALL SONS

Man for being so morally dubious racist people are too easy to trigger

If we connected on an emotional level then absolutely. Prime jailbait that never ages?

Piece of shit.

the redhead was better

Is he, dare I say it, /ourguy/?

>she will never take you to her secret sunken ship hideout and make out

Why even live?

...

Wuz dey kangz?

It's not good to cuck your grandpa user.

Didn't mean they weren't slaves

They just called them something else

fuck yeah, the internet is a curse as much as it is a blessing

Were they trying to make her look a natural blonde or is the crazy dye part of the Tim Burton Schtick?

Did Eva molest Asa?

>monsters were literally slendermen
Kinda cheap to just steal the design

I want to eat Eva Greens asshole.

>X is now illegal? Quick, call it Y.

Typical American thought process.

Maybe.

Fiona was best girl.

>ywn get to stay in the 1940's and live out eternity with this cutie while you protect the family
ITS NOT FAIR

you mean the one discussing the qt's feet? what were you expecting?

Asa Butterfield is adorable, I love him

I prefere Chandler Riggs but Asa Butterfield is very cute too.

Too bad he's a god awful actor.

she would be 10/10 if she had blue eyes

Well, both are amazing, but Asa is more like cute, and adorable but not "hot", you can easy fall in love for Asa, and Chandler is just like a hot bitch xD

and ty simpkins is both cute and hot hehe

So how did killing Samuel L. Jackson bring back the main character's grandpa? It's not like he was from a time before grandpa died, it was a point of discussion before the big fight.

And the whole traveling back through time using networks of portals doesn't make any sense unless he collapsed the time loops for each one he went in.