USA vs CR pre match thread

[Landon Jones]

No centrakas edition

>Location: SALLAD
>ATT stadium
>8:00 pm central standard time
>everybody unironically butthurt and salty because the same Nicaraguan who was the referee at the Snow game will be referee this time

Lets get going bois!

[Aiden Miller]

Is there another thread or what?

[Jason Ward]

2soon

[Alexander Williams]

desu, I thought there was only 1:30 left until the game

[Julian Brown]

First for based ticos exposing My little sawker

[Nicholas Fisher]

You don't fool anyone, Juan.

[Ethan Rogers]

I think Ill be going to a bar with the lads

>wont be able to shitpost here : ^(

Mae, no le entendía, ¿"Juan" es el mae del "soccer de USA"?

[Adrian Bell]

USA better win so they can play Jamaica in the final

[Jason Bailey]

>they

[Adrian Howard]

...

[Austin Baker]

I'm rooting for who ever Fer is rooting for.

[Easton Cruz]

gonna be lit, senpai

[Dominic Sullivan]

>lit
Kys

[Connor Rogers]

You kys

[Brayden Robinson]

What channel is this on?

[Logan Walker]

Is Fernando Fernandez here?

[Joshua Nguyen]

Uh-oh

[Ethan Rivera]

...

[Camden Rogers]

30, at 9.

[Nathan Evans]

I

I BELIEVE

[Gavin Turner]

>Memeis
>Gonzalez
Why does Arena keep giving these fuck ups so many chances?

[Gabriel Cox]

USA BOYS (AND GIRLS)

[David Williams]

WE BETTER NOT FUCKING LOSE

[Kayden Long]

That stadium is fucking majestic

[Carter Turner]

is that Costa Rican here that want to move to a soccer city in the US?

[Xavier Russell]

Do you think you guys have any chance?

[Michael Kelly]

JERRYWORLD

[Connor Price]

they are the second best team at the tourney desu

[Cooper Ramirez]

I'd bet on >our team before usa

[William Flores]

FC DALLAS WINS IN MONTREAL
COLMAN FIRST GOALS IN MLS
THIS HAS TO BE GOOD LUCK FOR THE HOME BOYS IN JERRYWORLD

[Bentley Nelson]

Half of our team is injured and we have only 3 titular players. honestly, i think we gonna lose.

[Andrew Smith]

is it time?

[Charles Brown]

A ver muchachos ya llegué. Salúdenme no sean malos

[Justin Robinson]

starting with the johns already? kek

[John Walker]

coma mierda playazo!

[Asher Johnson]

Who Cost/a/ Ric/a/ here?

[Michael King]

US/a/

[Jonathan Ramirez]

my nigg/a/!

[Juan Ward]

Go to a bar to watch the game and there is a fucking hate symbol on the menu

#its2017 #blm

[Xavier Anderson]

5 bings my dudes
reporting

[Charles James]

I drinked the whole week and today i cant even move. All my mates are outside in bars. Im gonna watch the match in my bed with pizza and weed

[Eli Sanders]

Just 3 more games, let's fill this shit up

Any memes we are missing?

[Brandon Morales]

Any decent stream lads?

[Jaxson Lewis]

IT'S TIME

[Brody Brooks]

what happens if we win

what happens if we lose

[Isaac Hill]

Lose is not an option amigo

[Noah Howard]

we are crowned the gods of Concacaf and the wall gets built

Bruce starts morris on the Ninja turtles and we get eliminated from russia WC qualifying

[Benjamin Roberts]

>fs1 still showing boreball

[Christian Perry]

Here we go

[Owen Evans]

give me a quick rundown on the tat

[Zachary Wood]

if we win well lose the next one
if we lose it will be bradleys fault

[Christian Morris]

I just want to say I hate burgers and mcdonalds

[Luke Smith]

El magestuoso come gordas in the house

[Elijah Ward]

I made like 4 image posts from the canada/jamaica game and you dont use any of them

[Zachary Cruz]

I NEED AN STREAM PLEASE, SEND ME A GOOD ONE

[Benjamin Butler]

Quintaessential meme magic official /oro/ collage of this year. We do a collage. A meme collage of the threats. That's it

[Jason Roberts]

reported to the fbi

[James Barnes]

youtube.com/watch?v=6nkuxVZ0qPE

[Benjamin Perry]

check reddit soccerstreams

yes, I know, >reddit, but they always have streams

[Aiden Carter]

Go Costa Rica! Embarrassing our My Little Sawker players is good for our national team in the long run.

[Jayden Nguyen]

Oh well, we have space. Sauce me with a good one sempai, I don't have anything from that match

[Bentley Sanders]

no i know that, meant the tattoo m8.

[Jaxson Allen]

Would you say the US team is "redpilled?"

[Matthew Turner]

>still showing fucking baseball
welp, off to the Spanish channel again

[James Phillips]

this smug motherfucker

[Cooper Sanders]

I dont have them anymore

[Nolan Evans]

>No N A V A S
A-are we gonna be ok?

[Nolan Roberts]

nice try Satan.

[Gabriel Rogers]

>that guy covered with a Salvadorean flag chanting USA USA

Ahahahahahahahhahahahahahah

[Christopher Roberts]

>mfw there's a group of mexicans screaming: USA-USA-USA

[Colton Bailey]

Costa Rica uses MLS players as much as we do

[Aaron Flores]

I really wish Costa Rica losses.

[Liam Ortiz]

Oh, is about a tico that fucks a fat bitch and post said bitch
>El no sabe del comegordas

[Liam Hall]

Rooting for a tie so everyone can go home feeling good :)

[Carter Perez]

having an army instead of an education.

[Wyatt Martin]

I believe that the US can win the world cup.

[Joshua Foster]

>Rays

[William Parker]

Yeah but the MLS shitters on our team are overrated by the delusional retarded nu-male MLS/USMNT/USWNT hipster.

[Joshua Robinson]

MAKE YOUR OWN GENERAL YOU FKIN LAZY TICOS

[Ryder Peterson]

Yes , we all also use your mum, but there is nothing special on either thing

[Oliver Carter]

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[Ayden Ross]

Fuck. I'll just add a crying leaf or something

[Isaac Parker]

HERE
WE
GO

HERE
WE
GO

HERE
WE
GO

[Angel Hernandez]

>semis
>tie

[Nicholas Jackson]

>Pulisic preferred to play preseason friendlies with his club over an official tournament with his NT
why

[Joseph Cooper]

thank you sweetie

[Mason Robinson]

It's just a tico guy who is fucking a fat bitch. He's also known as "El comegordas" (the fat eater)

[Colton Jones]

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[Liam Ortiz]

>morris, zusi, gonzalez wont fuck off from the team
Can a tico break their legs please?

[Brayden Price]

He wanted to play at a higher level

[Henry Hughes]

...

[Kevin Allen]

Zusi is so useless...

[Noah Wilson]

you should at least have this one

[Jayden Brooks]

How long until USA get commentators that don't make me want to kill myself

[Noah White]

>no lichaj
>zusi and memeis

Pack it up boys.

[Ayden Walker]

kek, I remember that

[Lincoln Miller]

Because Pulisic is unironically a top player who shouldn't be wasting his time playing this garbage tournament.

[Josiah Garcia]

KEKS?

[Lincoln Gonzalez]

this is LITERALLY our C+ team

[Brody Clark]

off-year, ussf didn't want him to get concacaf'd, and needs to impress the new coach for dirtmound