Main card (FOX at 8 p.m. ET)

Main card (FOX at 8 p.m. ET)

Chris Weidman vs. Kelvin Gastelum

Dennis Bermudez vs. Darren Elkins

Patrick Cummins vs. Gian Villante

Jimmie Rivera vs. Thomas Almeida

Undercard (FOX at 6 p.m. ET)

Lyman Good vs. Elizeu Zaleski dos Santos

Rafael Natal vs. Eryk Anders

Ryan LaFlare vs. Alex Oliveira

Damian Grabowski vs. Chase Sherman

>Undercard (UFC Fight Pass now)

Jeremy Kennedy def Kyle Bochniak by decision

Marlon Vera def Brian Kelleher by submission

Junior Albini def Timothy Johnson by TKO

Shane Burgos def. Godofredo Pepey via unanimous decision (30-26 x2, 29-28)

Chris Wade def. Frankie Perez via unanimous decision (29-28 x2, 30-27)

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Who is your favorite women's mixed martial artist?

>winklejohn teaching his fighters to perfect the eyepoke

madman

Cyborg

Do you have a life outside of here you loser?

Cyborg

2nd for Conor *GADOOSH*ing floyd

if that's not a bot, you have a problem

dick "the pillowfist" sherman

i solved the captcha (3 doors) and have a broken mouse (left click fell off and i'm holding it in place)

>HW fights that go past round 1
Worse than anything women could ever do

If your picks arent on here, blame calnderguy. I'm just goofing

How do you get KOd by a jab

No, I don't have a life here either. I'm bed ridden though so wgaf.

Anyone know if Rogan is fight companioning this or what?

megan is perfect except joebee

Are you not well

gina thicc obv

He and Schaub are on a break

being a gracie

you're gassed, it's a powerful and stiff jab and your chin is made of pudding

30-27 mayo chimp

that's admirable, get help

cowboy is going to lose bad lads

Why are there no Downies at the UFC level?

>no bonus

Literally only getting 24k for that lmao

POST YOUR GOOFS HERE FOR VERSION 2.0

Be a chinlet

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>I'm bed ridden
Lol so you're a fucking cripple?

dc_mma
We are ready!!! Training camp is done. We are on our way to Anaheim, now relax , recover, weigh in and do my thing next week. Thanks to all my coaches for the commitment. You are the best in the game. @akajav @crazybobcook @camacho100 @rosendo_sanchez @leandrovbteam @themeleeway @slikbxr #andstill
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>jpg
Your mother regrets your existence every single day

what would you do if sage and dj rolled up in their spandex be honest

must get tiring sitting down and watching something

And roightfully so

>the force is 1700
could they not write units in the script?

karate + retard strength = top 10 LW

look at his wide stance reminiscence of conor mcgregor himself

why

looks really old

because you must be this 89>QI high to be inside the octagon.

>what no interview for me

B T F O

It's in his book

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>be me
>6'6"
>265 lbs shredded
>22 years old
>135 IQ
>8/10
>do ironmans for fun
>former college wrestler
>mechanical engineer
>charismatic and funny as fuck

i *could* start training MMA and take over the UFC in 3-4 years, but i think i'd rather keep earning $450k a year owning my own company and traveling all over the world

Why do people say this?

a jab is a trike like any other

>no interview

Fucking goofs

Shitty event

what are the odds he misses weight?

/r/ThatHappened materia desu

>charismatic and funny as fuck

unironically unfunny

Ryan LaFlare, my arch nemesis

he won't look old with his tongue wrapped around jon's cock, dork

It is incredibly sad someone took the time to write all of this out.

From each other I mean

>QuestChat

Lmao fucking yanks

Here, are you happy now?

Stop harassing temporary goofs guy. He's goofing people who already made their picks. If you didn't get them in on time, shame on you. The card started 2.5 hours ago. Tough shit.

Nice larp

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Was just thinking about that.

Is that like Adventure Call?

0%

DON'T FORGET TO BRING A TOWEL

tfw biggest neck itt

It was only a matter of time before this turned into a shitshow

Rothwell KO'd Shob with slaps

theres no way it could have ended any differently

Incoming stinker. Peter LaFleur is boring as fuck.

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shut up your boy is about to get destroyed

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ARE YOU HAPPY NOW YOU FUCKS? DID I MAKE YOU PROUD DAD?!

kill date

looks slick

leflare will win

Good job not putting a subject, you dumb, worthless loser.

Lads I may be fucked with times, help me figure this out. When does the main event start, more or less? In three hours?

thanks user..

you forgot my picks

Wait what the hell, since when was Cowboy on the card?

Why isn't he on the main card? He's been winning too

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You're welcome lads, if you submit your picks late you dont deserve to be on the list but im a nice dude

its ok joey, calm down

Fuck off casual

american adverts are pretty odd desu

Another incoming boring fighter between two grapplers.

fuck you

The main event or main card? The main card starts in a around a hour and a half
The main event is probably 2 hours or so, probably mroe

just watch all of it

It's okay you can get the next thread you obese spamming loser.

Yeah my fellow Argentian

>Weidman flukes out against Anderson twice
>barely beats machida
>almost gets stopped by a skeletor vitor
>people actually thought he was good


So many mma casuals here baka

I've never seen a Busch beer IRL in my life

Between 2 and 3

Unironically yes, thank you

main events are at the start on ufc cards, it ends with the prelims, you missed gastelum's ko sorry bud.

I'm surprised you figured that out running on CPT

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>barely beats machida
>won 4 rounds

>it's a stann tries to authentically pronounce oliiveira 15 different ways episode

incoming

Don't thank him thank me