Pelfrey vs Vargas
White Sox
1. Tyler Saladino (R) SS
2. Melky Cabrera (S) LF
3. Jose Abreu (R) 1B
4. Avisail Garcia (R) RF
5. Matt Davidson (R) DH
6. Yoan Moncada (S) 2B
7. Yolmer Sanchez (S) 3B
8. Kevan Smith (R) C
9. Adam Engel (R) CF
Royals
1. Whit Merrifield (R) 2B
2. Jorge Bonifacio (R) RF
3. Lorenzo Cain (R) CF
4. Eric Hosmer (L) 1B
5. Salvador Perez (R) C
6. Mike Moustakas (L) 3B
7. Alcides Escobar (R) SS
8. Brandon Moss (L) DH
9. Alex Gordon (L) LF
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>lelfrey
oh boy here we go
Why do you fags act surprised every time you find out who your starting pitcher is. Every member of the sox bullpen is shit, so why fret about it being one guy over any of the others.
well the starters are all shit too
sadly even Rodon...
but hey we got Moncada to watch
>Why do you fags act surprised
I know who was pitching you sperg
The Cross Town Cup is coming and it's special time for the Who. It's the only time they can actual sell out their stadium since Cubs fans across the city, state and nation are willing to risk their lives to see the Cubs play at Guaranteed Rape because the tickets are so cheap.
But worse for Who's fans is that this is a no win scenario. If the Cubs win the series, they get the Cross Town Cup and confirm their dominance. If the Who keep the cup, it ruins their tanking.
...
I don't mind taking a break from the tank if it's to embarrass the insecure cubes
>If the Cubs win the series, the tank continues as planned. If the Whos keep the cup, it confirms their dominance
ftfy
>it's a fat whos player singles to the wall episode
kek
Let's go Royals
dat meme hit
>bustcada
CHI
na
Cool hit Moose
Uh oh
cool
Melkman gets it on the second try
it took all of gordon's resolve to not climb the wall and dive headlong into the crowd for that juicy ball
does Melky have trade value yet, he's been really good lately, at hitting at least
who do the Nats have in left these days, Raburn? Maybe Melky and Swarzak could be enough for Kieboom, I doubt it. I want Kieboom though, Anderson is going nowhere fast
>does Melky have trade value yet
Probably a no name scrub from single A at the very best.
Past 2 months
Still probably not worth much though.
Raburn was with the Sox earlier in the year, and then got dealt for cash. If Hahn wanted him, he'd have kept him.
yeah that's why I said they might want Melky, with Werth (and Eaton) injured, Raburn, Heisey and Goodwin have been playing left, all are bad.
Moss is the boss
Nobody wants fucking Melky Cabrera you guys
>lelfrey and the ump can't find where the stikre zone is
fuck
>pelfshit
We believe in Hahns magic
If teams think colon is still good enough to pitch, some team will take melky for a bag of crackers
big mike actually somehow got out of that shit
Dang he hit that hard and yet another out
Damn
Melky, Swarzak, and Jones for a top 100 prospect.
>he hit that hard
nah
>Jones
I don't think even hahns magic can make that work
380+ liner I'd say is a pretty good hit
Where 375 foot pop outs are hard hit and Melky fuckig Cabrera is worth a top prospect
are you watching? that was not a line drive, and 94 isn't that hard
oh well then guess At Bat is lying to me then. dang.
unfortunately not watching but still trying to follow on At Bat/threads as much as possible
Royals you have the shittiest colors in the major league.
Holy mother of puke
can you be any slower pelfrey
cancel postgame show
time for pelfs meltdown
pls score
Holy shit, almost
Uh oh
almost.
rack'em anyways
>sinker
These White Sox aces are some of the best in the league
at tanking
Shields - Commander
Holland - Loader
Rodon - Gunner
Pelfrey - Driver
Migo - Auxilary Gunner/Co-driver
Now do them as baseball player positions lol could yoy imagine
Which 8 players/personnel represent the tank the most?
Shields how else
run bitch
ruuuuun
Can Melky get a triple?
guys he totally has trade value
Uh oh
Still can't beat the best.
that was the perfect hit for a tripl, I doubt he makes it but he should have tried it to go for the cycle, maybe if it was the last thing he needed
Ump's wrecking your tank
>Hawk Harrelson talking about respecting umpires
As long as their name isn't Joe West or Angel Hernandez.
>don't get to face Q
Mark Wegner too.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
YOU GOTTA BE BLEEPING ME
>5 walks
Do it boni
>0 Runs scored
It's like magic.
Uh oh
inb4 bunt
Fucking Rick
As predictable as that was, fuck you anyway.
no
NO
NOOOOO
FUCK YOU RICK FUCK YOU
lmao this fuggin ump
>telling him to bunt
for fuck sake
He's shit boys
F
well its a productive out at least
sheet when do we start worryimg about Yoan?
>game 3
Panic watch already?
Are you serious
next july when he's playing like Anderson is right now
No (yes)
I hear we could potentially trade him for the #1 prospect in baseball.
This is what happens when you bunt, Richard.
My name Scott Alexander and I have diabeethes
was trying to be sarcastic' didnt work
If ypu paid $2 USD Dollars you could have used the SarcMark and avoided this embarrassment
Do it Lorenzo
Yeah, my sarcasm detector is broken.
>103 pitches
Just bring in the pen to crack this one open.
...
SIX walks
pelfrey to holmberg
wild
>holmberg replaces pelfrey
nice catch adam
nice play
ENGELS IN THE OUTFIELD
...did I just hear a referee whistle the play dead?
ding
SALVYYYYYYYY
kek