How would you react to a nuclear strike warning?

How would you react to a nuclear strike warning?

Does Sup Forums have any emergency plans or food and supplies stashed anywhere or would you just get comfy before the firestorm?

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I would find a hole and be thankful that so many shitlibs were about to be wiped out.

I buy a shitton of blow and go out high as a witchdoctor

I'd just get comfy and go on Sup Forums like always

>play this and wait for the end to come.
youtube.com/watch?v=WhgpqgrJr-4

nop

Take my wife and cuddle.

I welcome it

I live near a military base. I'll probably be dead before I know that the happening has begun.

Laugh, because if history is any indication we're doing the nuclear strike, not suffering it.

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>as always

I'd rape a loli before we're both turned into dust.

Just curious what that would be like.

If I was in range of the destruction I'd just have to accept it, get drunk with my wife etc. I don't see the point in spending my last bit of time trying to outrun something I couldn't

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>Hear my parents cry and panic downstairs.
>Big rush of Adrenaline.
>Whatsap my GF which probably won't respond.
>Parents downstairs getting all dramatic.

I think the situation would bother me more then the actual fucking nuclear blast.

At the moment I don't fear there will be a nuclear war anytime soon but even these mock up emergency alert videos bring me the ultimate heatings.

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Do you know how many nuclear strikes it would take to destabilize the traditional network of emergency support and supply in America? If I'm anywhere that would be effected by such things I'm already dead from radiation.

>live a half hour north of Atlanta, half hour south of hundreds of miles of wilderness and mountains
>stick around to see the mushroom cloud, then it's innawoods

I've got it made

Go back to bed knowing that I live in the comfy mountains away from any large population centers.

Soviet Russia, winter 1962
Alternate timeline: Cuban Missile Crisis still ongoing

>conscripted right out of school, barely 17
>spent a few years bullshitting around in infantry
>no real action
>move up the chain of command slightly
>eventually assigned to nukes
>somehow get on the detail for the Cиcтeмa Пepимeтp
>probably due to being a goody-goody and not fucking around too much
>one night, manning the computers
>deep underground, barely any light save for a few small light bulbs powered by the people
>radio blares suddenly, startles me awake
>commander screaming something, almost intelligible
>orders me to remain vigilant, something bad is happening
>start thinking it's another drill
>try to radio back, no response
>try to radio some comrades who I speak with
>line cuts in, they say something about being on alert
>nothing for a while
>suddenly ground shakes
>lights flicker and die momentarily
>hear backup generators coming online, protected by faraday cages
>try to radio anyone I can
>no response
>not even acknowledgement beeps I sometimes get if a comrade can't respond at the moment
>dead silence
>suddenly a seismology printout is produced by the computer
>read it in disbelief
>confirms that several hundred nuclear warheads just destroyed the city
>full out nuclear exchange
>can see that my silos are all still full, green lights on the console indicates they weren't fired by base commanders
>my post is hermetically sealed, can't be opened without the base commander
>can't radio him, can't radio anyone
>go to unlock the cabinet containing instructions
>all conditions have been met for firing, must comply within 12 hours
>only have enough food for 3 more days, then 3 days as I starve to death in here
>turn the key and begin launch sequence
>think of all the lives I'm about to end
>think about the dirty capitalists in America who have doomed me and killed my friends
>take out pistol and hold it, the steel is cold and heavy
>think about mama and home

Why would anyone nuke Australia?

I haven't prepared for such an event, I live in a busy area of the city and don't own a vehicle
At least my dad would die too

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Giga emu

no because I live within 50 miles from 3 bases and an international military airport, so im dead

>half hour from Houston
Probably just get drunk. Family is 5+ hours away and the roads are going to be gridlock, no way out. I'm fucked no matter what, I can't get far enough away to not be kill. Family is going to be vaporized too since they're in a small town but very close to a major army depot.

Why wouldn't they?

>nukes
>real

So how come the footage and stills of these things looks so fake and scale model like?

I'd just fatten myself to avoid being recruited when it becomes service by requirement.

Also, nobody would ever nuke mexico, nothing of value here.

waste of a good nuke
why did japan surrender?

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I'd grab my car and drive, until I die

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I aways wonder if one of us got nuked if it would be immediate bants or if there would be some level of worry/compassion for our fellow brothers.

>implying I want to survive

Put all the shit I've read to the test and hope I'm not in the downwind or the death zone. The feeling that I'd have a 0.00000000000001% chance of bringing the day of the rope to anyone involved in launching or provoking that kind of mess on the planet would keep me going, if I manage to survive initial wave of those who die from radiation sicknesses.

My state is where the president would go, so I don't know how quick we'd get fucked up.

Try to find out ground zero and if I can get away, if not, go towards it. Don't wanna survive that shit unless you are 100% clear.

Relief. Sweet relief knowing that this evil, degenerate world will finally end.

I still belive the allies from ww2 remain with the same level of ties, there's always bants between those but when shit gets real you can always trust the ally forces.

So sad the axis is ded.

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Setting: Kansas City, Missouri

The start sounds like a bad solo beginning

Probably a mix of both
>"haha Amerifats are about to get nuked"
>"CYKA BLYAT"
and
>"if any of you fags near the Great Lakes survive, go to Michigan. The fallout will be minimal there"

As for OP's question, probably invite my gf over and do shit to each other that we would never consider ever doing in a normal relationship till the fallout kills us

real emergency broadcast 1 week ago. was scary as hell
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>How would you react to a nuclear strike warning?

I wouldn't. There would be not enough time to escape or hide. I live in a major city, and we have almost no shelters, let alone nuclear ones.

I just would be happy I won't be the one who will be struggling for survival after the dust settles.

Abbos.

probably far enough from London to survive the blast. Just continue you on as normal.

>do shit to each other that we would never consider ever doing in a normal relationship till the fallout kills us

Wait, what? What is "off-limits" in a "normal relationship"?

I fucked my wife up the butt just last night, genuinely curious what's something that you would "never consider ever doing."

Yup lucky I live next to some mountains. My plans involve maxing out my credit card, buy a shit ton of seeds,survival equipment,knifes etc. Driving to the west to holding up at Bear Island or Scariff Island. Buying a sturdy fishing boat/old navy vessel cause fuck it, whos gonna come collecting that money? Money is gonna be next to worthless so take advantage. Depending on how badly things go. My end game is traveling to Sao Minguel. Where I'll settle in with the locals after in exchange for me living on the Island, they get to use my boat, get the seeds for flowers and shit and get my supply of Primark clothing. If other Irish want to throw in their hat into my escape plan, get some medical training and learn how to fucking fish or your weight in porn.


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Except not

There'd be no point anyways, most people talk about nuclear strikes as Russia doing the launching but I'll post the list anyways:

As of 2015 the CIA estimates the causality rates for the three groups of nuclear powers to be (not including interception, though against highly developed nuclear programs such as France, Russia, the UK, and the US icbm and mirv interception success rates are like 8%)

Low power nuclear states

>live just outside cheltenham

just accept my fate really. I've got no chance. I've seen threads, surviving in the UK doesn't look too great anyway.

>attempting to buy things on credit during nuclear war
let me know how that works out for you brah

I'd run outside and dance in the raining ash. Praise be kek

i'd be pretty fucked

It's confirmed, the Abbos will nuke Australia

Just in case any of you haven't seen the map of the 5'000 warhead scenario.

Probably the really kinky shit I would be embarrassed to even ask her about. I guess it depends on the morals of the person, my girl is a very moral person so nothing too bad currently. If we were all going to die anyway, I'd ask her to do things I would have never tried, like a 69, benis in anus :DDD ect

There is no situation where you strike first and don't get hit back. Even with all your missile defenses, russia would get some through.

Fun fact, British nuclear tests in the middle of nowhere in the 50s irradiated local aboriginals.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_nuclear_tests_at_Maralinga

You would burn to a crisp here, and in the afterlife.

Close up of U.S ground based silo locations. If any of you were wondering why all those black dots were in the middle of no-where here

I live on a military base, so I think I'd just embrace the end.

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Take some acid immediately

Degenerate

Bringing the heats

Must suck to live next to the US, eh?

Missile defenses don't work against mirv's.
The only state of possible interception is DIRECTLY after launch.

Once the missile has reached orbital speeds (about 1/3 the way through its main phase) the chances of shoot down drop to 12%, anywhere after that is near 1% and the chances of shooting down even a single warhead during the third phase are so astronomically low you might as well throw rocks at it.

The total intercept chance on Aegis (a kinetic based system) is total at about 8% right now against most of Russia's arsenal, and at about 60% on the less developed arsenals (Pakistan, India, China, N.K)

Even on Russia's nuclear tipped interceptors (which far FAR better against warheads and mirv clouds than American interceptors, aka they actually hit) only have a 22% chance to shoot down, and have literally the same chance to shoot down at launch and after launch.

Basically once the missile begins its ballistic entry arc you literally have a better chance of shooting it down with your own nuclear missiles than you do with interceptors; especially retarded kinetic systems.

will do

put this on, say a prayer, and then pour a scotch and wait for the end of the world seated in my grandfather's president's chair.

>69 off limits unless nuclear fallout

It really depends how much time I'd have, I'm in a spot where with 30, maybe even 15 minutes warning I might actually be able to get myself outside of the death zone, but on the other hand where I am now would probably be vaporized if one of the larger nukes is pointed this way.

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69 and benis in bum is immoral?

Welp, I'm going to Nevada when shit hits the fan.

Say goodbye to San Fran cause of that fault line.

>staya
>getting nuked

This is literally above science fiction.

5,000 warhead strikes are the most likely (seeing as that's most of Russia's deployed arsenal). very few would actually end up in Canada and if they did it would be more of a fuck you because we can than an actual strike. Toronto might get a few. Like literally 3 and maybe some major cities but overall if a Nuclear war was going to happen Russia has to pick between obliterating the U.S or Europe, can't really do both.

Triggers me when retards say we have enough nuclear weapons to end all life x5. ALL modern warheads produce very little radiation and it literally takes 1,000 of them in one place to create enough radiation to last for even 20 years at unsafe levels.

To kill everyone on the planet via nuclear warheads (literally the single most inefficient WMO for that) would take hundreds of thousands of warheads if not nearing a couple million.

It depends. 4 Minutes? Nothing. I will stay here and wait, I will most likely survive (no military objectives on 200 km)

The benis goes where she wants the benis to go. At least my benis is happy

literaly laugh hysterically
walk down the block to the brothel
laugh hysterically
fuck a hooker bare...
....while smoking a j
and doing lines
laugh hysterically
hopefully cum before i am vaporized

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What was that for?

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FINALLY TIME TO KILL NIGGERS

Break in to the roof of my building and dance

>false alarm
>be outta this world high on acid
>think that the strike is over
>go outside
>"OH MY GOD THIS APOCALYPTIC WORLD IS BEAUTIFUL"
>get arrested

I dunno, I'm not a seismologist but I doubt the 100 or so warheads there would trigger the fault. Maybe it would, I'm not sure.

Keep in mind these are all ~450-750kt warheads. Russia has a bunch of the 25 and 30Mt warheads but those would be used in L.A because of the optimal shape (Stretched out city areas are shit for large warheads because you waste detonation area, see: East coast, huge blob cities that go on for like 30km in every direction are perfect targets for large warheads) hence why it looks like L.A actually gets a lot less of the warheads than anywhere else. In reality L.A would be about as if not more dusted than N.Y.

How easy would it be to rape an emu? I don't want to blow cash on a plane ticket for nothing.

Don't you understand. The Emus WANT THE WAR TO CONTINUE! THEY WANT TO NUKE AUSTRALIAN CITIES!

US navy has railguns now.

We've had plans since the 80s to launch satellites that could fire magnetically-propelled pellets to defend against MIRVs.

The technology now exists that we could make satellite arrays that could shoot down anything low earth orbit without a proper IFF signal.

I'm actually FEMA-certified in nuclear attack & radiological incidents. I am also certified as a fallout shelter manager, know how to use gieger counters and dosimeters and own working ones.

I have an innawoods cabin up north with a good stone basement and a sauna I build myself and solar cells.

Given advanced warning (say something like the Cuban Missile Crisis) I'd head up there and settle in.

If it were a surprise, I live 1 mile from a facility on Russia's First Strike list, so I'd be dead instantly or soon enough.

>tfw MAD was just Soviet disinformation to keep both sides from going to war because once all the nukes were used up both sides would brush it off and the war would turn conventional (i.e. US advantage)
>tfw would still die anyways

I literally live on top of a huge bunker/fallout shelter. Easy to see what I would do.

There won't be any warning.

prepper here

i have an asda baf for life with 2 packs od noodles and 20 cartons of ribena

i also have a sharp steak knife and a small watch battery powered torch

im gonna go into a cave near my house

I'd like to know if it could too.

>Why did Japan surrender
They thought nukes were real. Hiroshima and Nagasaki were just hundreds of tons of TNT dropped at the same time- same with most nuclear tests. The damage caused during the bombings were no worse than that done to Tokyo with regular firebombing.

i don't think hookers would spend their last moments of life doing the job they hate

Railguns literally can't shoot down warheads, next time you have an assult rifle try shooting down a fly that's moving towards the ground at about AR-15 muzzle velocity. Even with the most advanced targeting computer I'd be willing to bet the shoot down chances would only fair a little better during the main phase, You'd literally still get 0 hits after the second phase of launch.

MIRV's are literally unstoppable without a giant literal iron dome to cover anything you want protected.

It would be much easier to preform shootdowns from orbit yes, but the problem still stands that once a missile deploys its warheads the chances are still literally 0%.

It's extraordinarily complicated, like you'd think it's just making two things hit each other but turns out that orbital stages and things changing direction make it nearly impossible. The U.S has known this for a long time and that's why in the 70's you guys bent over backwards to the Soviets to enforce the SALT 1 and START limiting use of Soviet nuclear tipped interceptors (for some reason you guys have something against detonating nuclear weapons above your cities) and limiting Russian warheads to 10 per missile, seeing as they were fully capable of 30+ warheads, compared to NATO's theoretical maximum of 12 and applicable maximum of 8-10.

A few of those choral fucks didn't even look at the conductor. That's really quite aggrevating.