/trans/ - "Spending the GDP of the Marshall Islands on your defence" Edition

Pep truly is the greatest manager of all time.

>Barcelona are ready to offer £80m for Liverpool and Brazil midfielder Philippe Coutinho, 25. (Sunday Mirror)

Liverpool manager Jurgen Klopp says Coutinho is "comfortable" at the club after holding talks with the player amid Barca's interest. (ESPN FC)

>Barcelona believe signing playmaker Coutinho could help keep his 25-year-old international team-mate Neymar, who has been linked with a move to Paris St-Germain. (Mail on Sunday)

PSG are increasingly confident of signing forward Neymar for £196m from Barcelona, with the Brazilian supposedly having agreed a contract worth £27m a year after tax. (Sunday Express)

>Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger has denied forward Alexis Sanchez, 28, is on the verge of a £70m move to Paris St-Germain. (Standard)

Liverpool and Manchester City are still in the race to sign 18-year-old Monaco forward Kylian Mbappe. (Le 10 Sport, via Star on Sunday)

>Real Madrid boss Zinedine Zidane believes forward Cristiano Ronaldo "is going to stay" with the club after reports he wanted to leave Spain following tax fraud allegations. (Independent)

Chelsea will make a formal offer for Arsenal midfielder Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain within the next 48 hours but face competition from Manchester City for the 23-year-old. (Sunday Express)

>The Stamford Bridge club have spent nearly £130m this summer but Blues boss Antonio Conte says they need to make more signings to improve the quality of the squad. (Sunday Telegraph)

Manchester United are confident of signing Chelsea midfielder Nemanja Matic, 28, after missing out on Tottenham's Eric Dier, 23. (Guardian)

>United's £60m pursuit of Paris St-Germain midfielder Marco Verratti, 24, is on hold, because the French club want 21-year-old forward Anthony Martial in return. (Sunday Mirror)

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Barcelona forward Lionel Messi, 30, has told the club to buy 23-year-old Juventus striker Paulo Dybala. (Don Balon, via Goal)

>Chelsea have made a move for 20-year-old Brazilian forward Richarlison, who was expected to join Ajax from Fluminense for £12m. (Mail on Sunday)

Leicester City manager Craig Shakespeare says winger Riyad Mahrez "could stay" following interest from Arsenal, Spurs and Roma for the 26-year-old. (Leicester Mercury)

>Algeria international Mahrez will reject a move to Roma as he tries to push through a £35m switch from the Foxes to Arsenal. (Sun)

Defender Matteo Darmian, 27, says he is happy to stay at Manchester United this summer, despite being linked with a return to Italy. (Independent)

>Everton manager Ronald Koeman wants to bring another "one or two quality players" to the club before the end of the transfer window. (Liverpool Echo)

Chelsea are monitoring 18-year-old Montreal Impact winger Ballou Jean-Yves Tabla after he was recommended by former Blues striker Didier Drogba. (Sun)

>Manchester City midfielder Kevin de Bruyne, 26, hopes the club will bring in a few more defenders this summer. (Manchester Evening News)

Aston Villa's decision to leave defender Tommy Elphick, 29, and striker Ross McCormack, 30, out of their pre-season games in Germany has given Sunderland hope of signing the pair. (Birmingham Mail)

wtf how does pep keep pulling off these signing

he really is the GOAT

What the... Posting or qt Asian posting.

he's an ofensive mid, so he always plays out of position at barcelona which negates his strengths and makes him a very generic midfielder, and all the defensive duties end up burning him physically

why is every brasilian named silva lol

>morata 80 mil
>hames 50 mil
>danilo 30 mil

>Real literally stealing money from shitty clubs

they have zero imagination, its pretty sad desu

Marlon Brandao disagrees with you.

Is Man City's defence budget higher than the UK's?

There were rumors on Krychowiak transfer to Juventus Bench and Grosicki to FC Benchverton.

>morata
>80 mil instead of 60m
>hames
>50 mil instead of 5m per season
lmao once again halal with the propaganda lies

raiola has scammed manure out of at least 100m

>fbs for 135m

/casuals/

and catacucks with the super butt hurt

RARE FLAG

apparently pep's planning a £25m bid for danny simpson lmao

S E E T H I N G

>spending 90m on RBs

I hope Krychowiak joins a club where he can play desu

...

>Sign the most expensive right back ever
>sign another one for £26.5 million a week later
What did Pep mean by this?

>Lover boy shop

Wonder what you get at the Lover Boy Shop

>this delusion
Morata costed Chelshit €77m with all add-ons.

2 year loan deal for 5 mil each year and later on €35m for permanent transfer for Hamez.

>barca fans butthurt because Real is literally stealing all Spanish talent in front of their nose while making profit.

>spending the gdp of eritrea in order to secure a third place finish

bravo pep

>these people are probably perfectly happy with their poor lives
>meanwhile Chester Bennington killed himself

R8 my team

He's cover for 3 positions, cheaper than buying 3 different players

>this tripfag not getting replies so he creates more and more bait worthy posts

ABSOLUTELY HOWLING.

>Antoine Conte has been arrested over allegations he violently assaulted a stranger with a baseball bat.

>The 22-year-old, was reportedly arguing with and physically abusive towards his partner in the street, prompting a passer-by to intervene.

>Europe 1 claim Conte returned to his house to retrieve the bat before striking the 19-year-old stranger, leaving him in critical condition in hospital with a brain trauma and a cerebral haemorrhage.

how is this man allowed to manage?

thanks bro appreciate it

Firmino is so cheap

>even acknowledging his presence

60 for Veratti. Cheeky cunts. Try 60 and Martial

Liverpool midfielder Emre Can has reportedly agreed to join Juventus, who must now negotiate a fee with Liverpool.

>Super-agent Mino Raiola is reportedly hoping to add Napoli forward Lorenzo Insigne to his clientele.

Inter Milan have entered the final stages of negotiations for a €30m move for Nice left-back Dalbert, according to France Football.

>Rennes have made contact with West Ham United regarding Algerian winger Sofiane Feghouli, according to L’Équipe.

Jose Mourinho can "guarantee" David De Gea will be staying at Manchester United this summer, saying Real Madrid missed the chance to sign the goalkeeper.

>Sticking with Zinedine Zidane and the Frenchman has expressed his confidence that Cristiano Ronaldo will stay at Real Madrid for "the next two or three years".

Barcelona are ready to test Liverpool's resolve with an £80m bid for Philippe Coutinho, according to the Sunday Mirror.

>Manchester City have completed the signing of Danilo from Real Madrid on a five-year contract.

Not much happening right now lads

could have changed the name

>Antoine Conte has been arrested over allegations he violently assaulted a stranger with a baseball bat
He seriously hoped the guy wouldn't do it

45 mil for Hamez is too little.

>Morata
>with all add-ons
lmao
>2 year loan deal for 5 mil each year and
>later on €35m
hahahaha

nobody will fall for your propaganda lies here, morata is 60m (incredible sale) and james 5m per season

Changed Allen to Ritchie, now I'm using all my budget

>no swansea players

aids

Nothing worse than knowing you're so close to a (You) and not getting any.

lukaku or morata?
am i right?

>four Newcastle players

Swapped Elliot for Speroni since keepers don't matter

Most common surname.

>surname
>imagination

lol

Is Kyle Walker-peters better than vanilla Kyle Walker?

Why does Pep always dress like a teenager?

He's on another level. You won't understand the why he thinks.

>buying newcastle defenders

I don't get it. You're not the first person on here to do that either. Newcastle are probably going to struggle, why would you put in defenders from a team that'll probably concede a lot?

>the why
>why
Damn JF's screwing my language.

way*

Newcastle have some of the cheapest defenders + the joint fewest conceded goals in the Championship + a defensive manager and defensive midfielders. It makes them a good option for the bench and I'm a Newcastle fan.

eurotrash style

sorry lad

you're getting relegated fuck off

>his name actually is Kyle Walker-Peters
I thought you were joking.

Last season didn't you predict Swansea would get into Europe? And the season before that one too...

KWP is still in beta.

Dis niqqa thinks hes jaden smith lmaooooooooo

Shut the fuck up, idiot

REALLY makes you think.

>people unironically think that Spurs can challenge for the title this season when they have no depth and even if they spend are complete shit at signing players

Apparently Arsenal sent a scout to watch Mohamed Elyounoussi last night. Looks like Wenger's determined to make Basel Arsenal's feeder team.

>Everton manager Ronald Koeman wants to bring another "one or two quality players" to the club before the end of the transfer window
Has Koeman finally lost it? I feel like they have taken the Lukaku money and spent it on nothing

>‘NEYMAR DEAL AGREED’

>Neymar’s father has met with Paris Saint-Germain official’s and pledged his son’s future to the French club, according to Marca.

>The Brazilian has reportedly agreed terms on a six-year deal at the Parc des Princes that matches Lionel Messi’s recent pay rise at Barcelona.

>boob badly
one of the most lelworthy managerial appointments ever

Your delusion is painful.
Nobody knows the exact price of Morata but It goes from 64,6M + 18 depending on performance and titles to 80M.
Bayern Will obviously retain James so his price is 45M

>quality players
>they want Grosicki
:^)

Didn't you bunch of losers also want Abraham?

He is also played in the same position.

>KWP
Don't call him with that bad luck name.

People believing Barça's propaganda is still one of the things that annoys me the most about recent football.

That's why you don't sell your soccer franchise to Americans

He'd rather compete with big Jordan Ayew and literally nobody else since Llorente is off than Dwight Gayle

I'm starting a new band called "Autistic Scoundrel" What genre of music should we play?

What a surprise. They're both chequebook manages. Anybody who rates them as managers is retarded. But... BUT.. Mouyes at least used weaker teams. Pep is literally only ever played in top teams.

Welsh

Lo-Fi industrial synth pop

>six year deal

Nearing Pardew levels of bad ideas here

I don't understand why anyone thinks Spurs can win anything. They're paper thin. Levy and Pochetino are not being "smart" by not buying anyone, they've got a massive stadium debt to pay off.

Acid Skiffle

Guna combine these two and add in some fart noises.

he'd rather be at a club that could win a major trophy.

Swansea's last major trophy - 1611 days ago
Newcastle's last major trophy - 22724 days ago

>The Hollyoaks actress welcomed her first child, a baby boy, with partner Greg Lake last month and in a candid moment, she decided to take a mirror selfie in her underwear and discuss her post-baby bod.

jen metcalfe is putting herself on the transfer market, blasting doubts that over how long it'd take for her to get back to match fitness after having a baby. shes back in record time, a real athlete. we need to sign her for /trans/ before someone else does.

Can't take Mou's success at Porto away from him. That CL win was a genuinely great achievement.

Add on the fact that they don't have their meme pitch and that every bottom-mid tier team will be hyped for a day out at Wembley

>beating Bradford to win the league cup

I wouldn't brag about that too much

>Greg Lake

But he died back in December

It's not

She's got good baby hips desu

>Bayern Will obviously retain James so his price is 45M


when they realize hes a beta who can score wonder goals once every few games but who does nothing the rest of the time and once his mom starts crying about him being on the bench they're not going to want to sign him

>barcelona
>2008-09 85m
false it was 45m
>2009-10 100m
false it was 88m
>2010-11 64m
false it was 20m
>2011-12
false it was 13m
>transfermarkt.es/fc-barcelona/transfers/verein/131/plus/0?saison_id=2008&pos=&detailpos=&w_s=
you can check them per season here

what kind of retard did this? only checked 4 years and those were all wrong and overinflated

ayyy mongs

>net spend

My sides

are you lads ready for madrid's bench players to decimate united tonight lads

Have to admit going from Clichy/Kolarov and Sagna/Zabaleta to Walker/Danilo and Mendy is a pretty ridiculous improvement. All the pressure is on them and Pep to win the league though

>also beat Liverpool (at the time cup holders)
>also beat Chelsea (European champions of time time)

lad, you would chop your dick off for Newcastle to win a major league trophy

the madrid numbers are net spend, the barcelona ones are not

Spaniards literally look North African