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anime

only plebes drive a car
real patricians get driven

anime

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here we are then

all the lads

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*puts a lycamobile sim card into my phone*

ready to go to london for the weekend lads

>real patricians
live on a country estate and people drive out to see them, when they have time for visitors of such low calibre of course.

>kids dont see colour
Actually sweaty kids pick on anyone slightly different and find any reason to exclude

>why would i get a car when public transport in london is far better than being stuck in a miserable teeny metal cage in traffic, and why would i get a car to go outside of london when trains are far, far quicker?

>We are not yanks and we are not stuck in the fucking 90s nor are we in a provincial shithole with no infrastructure or investment whatsoever

>work for an insurance company
>don't drive a car or have a licence
>people whine down the phone to me all day about car-related shit surrounding their insurance claims

shouldn't have got a car then, should you mr normo, now get fucked

its monday

anime faggots need to be shot tb h

mum bought me a Boden suit for my graduation. is that a good brand?
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french middle class brand for women & children

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no
nc
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>weekend
ah yes northern education

>i can drive a car
why yes, i ~do~ love sweaty ballbags in my mouth

yes but what happens after friday every week

Londoners don't own cars because it's prohibitively expensive to own a car in London. Simple as.

Why do normies normalise becoming an indentured debt servant

does the North have electric cars yet

literal woman
nah it's it's calm

post willy

weekend comes after the week

wrong

>go to London
>livin' la vida Lyca

Why are there so many 'dangerous dog' breeds allowed?

These thing kill dogs, kids, cats, everything

dire post

same reason pakis are allowed

they are just people who are growing up faster than you. you lack what they have so dont understand, but its coming lad and the old brain wont give you a choice.

they're banned

how do bricks get dark like that

But I see them on the street and in the news all the time??

>working more than 20 hours per week

hello wage cock

pollution, London is a horribly dirty city

This poster has a hooked shaped nose

deutschland

Victorian-era pollution that nobody has bothered to clean, soot, coal smog etc

loads of places blast the bricks with pressure washers during renovation/maintenance

only see it in poor areas

just because they're banned doesn't mean people can't get a hold of them

just like with drugs or cp

>living in constant state of boredom
hello neet-e

Fuck off with this sensationalist drivel you disgusting worrywart cretin. You're the type to pick your little bichon frise up in your little noodle arms as me and my pit (off a lead of course) walk through the park nonchalantly

horrible creatures

Balls are like an absolute swamp in this heat

>Thank you for booking your 4 hour slot today between 19:00 and 23:00. We intend to deliver to you between 21:00 and 22:00.
Gutted.

Paki bricks aka 'pricks'

I get around in my BMW Z4 and drive down beautiful country lanes in perfect solitude, air con gently blowing in my face, cushioned on leather seats, listening to my own music, going at my own pace. Bliss.

Londoners get around in pic related, packed like curried sardines next to Rasheed with a vial of acid in his hand and Jamal with a knife in his, grime music and the Islamic call to prayer blasting in my ear, the whole place reeking of curry and sweat, then off onto an even more packed and even more smelly bus.

Makes you think!

I'm not bored though?

government mandated chocolate gfs for all white males

नमस्ते यह मैनचेस्टर पिकाडिली ट्रेन स्टेशन है: उत्तरी पावरहाउस में गेटवे

Hello this is Manchester Piccadilly Train Station: Gateway to the Northern powerhouse

blending in with the locals

>BMW Z4
alri deano/iqbal

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the fox and the grapes

Got an idea for a recipe when the Tesco man comes: Vanilla Yazoo, blended with cold black coffee (strong) and ice.

Yazoo is just milk, sugar and vanilla, so those three ingredients blended together should make a nice cold vanilla frappuccino.

where the do you drive it to though?

Fuck all to do in the suburbs, would rather live in a major city until mid-30s or 40s.

why is it always the muslim shopkeeper that IDs me

>Z4
Alri Graham

>Yazoo is just milk, sugar and vanilla
no it isn't

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>mention to dad i need a suit for university
"Hmm? Oh yes, of course you will, I forgot. When I've finished with this court case I'll take you to Savile Row and you can pick something out."

>mention to mum i need a suit for university
"Oh okay poppet, don't worry - I know a really good second hand suit shop in Brighton we can take the train to sometime :o)"

Well I guess I know which parent I'll be reminding in future haha x

it's UHT milk

FOB/povvo

he can smell the kuffar
and see it

penis

of course there's nothing to do in the suburbs, that's the point

i drive wherever i want to go - work, shopping, gym, restaurants, pub, friends' houses, to the countryside, the beach, up to scotland or wales, or on the ferry to ireland or mainland europe

I go to Manchester, Birmingham and London by train plenty but I pity people who live and work there.

doing a laugh at you thinking this would work

just because you voted labour does not mean you'll be spared from gulag when the revolution comes henri

better sip that japanese melon juice whilst you can

Are you referring to the "Gellan gum?" That won't make any difference.

I'm hoping the strong coffee, sugar and vanilla will overcome this drawback.

Wee wee poo poo big fat paki in a boat made of POOOOO. SWIMMING IN A WEE SEA DOING POOS FROM HIS BUM BUM NIGGER NIGGER PAKI POOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

had 8 magners and I'm still pretty sober

fuck's sake

runt-life

can't beat a nice milkshake

>Savile Row
>pick something out
If you shop at Savile Row and buy off the peg than that's just Deano-tier conspicuous consumption. Completely pointless. I'd rather go with the second had charity shop suit and then get a dry cleaners to alter it for me

Decided to make my hair go the other way now

Grim

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Why won't it?

the fox and the grapes

what, dont think im old enough to drink mr. barman?? yeah??
*whips out passport*

what so the hair burrows into your scalp instead of growing out of it ?

nah it's pretty distinctive, tastes nice imo

had half a kopparberg and got thrown out of the club for being rowdy

think you're fucking clever do you
*punches you in the solar plexus*
try making a witty comment now
*knees you in the nose*

the fox and so on and so forth

me reacting to doctor who

I have a car but I don't use it in London, I just get black cabs every where
The car is only useful for driving to my country house

>the American left

>when you already laughed but she's still memeing

me on the right

Well played mate. Will be right back, yeah?

*Serves someone else then comes back to you 5 minutes later with a pint that's 1/3 head*

£4.90 please

Fucking loathe normies like this

me at the back

holy fuck reddit please

that camera man looks like me nicked it from someone

what is wrong with women lmao cunts ought to be shot

wonder what london was like before cars

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