Yes, the rumors are true, Sup Forums has received a small quantity of the action figure known as Turboman. You will all form an orderly line so that you may post in this thread. These posts will be checked for dubs to see who gets a doll. If you're not one of the lucky few, we have plenty of Turboman's pet tiger Booster in stock.
Yes, the rumors are true, Sup Forums has received a small quantity of the action figure known as Turboman...
Kayden Anderson
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Logan Martinez
>Booster
Samuel Gray
>tiger electronics
wtf I just noticed that today
Brayden Richardson
Is this THE comfiest Christmas movie?
Nathaniel Hill
DASHER DANCER PRANCER VIXEN COMET CUPID DONNER BLIXEN
Tyler Sullivan
Don't worry about the house, Sup Forums I'm just here eating your wife's cookies.
Samuel Howard
Dubs confirms you're getting cucked, Sup Forums.
Jacob Thomas
>da turbow nien millimetah
Chase Thomas
PUT THAT COOKIE DAUWN!!
Dylan Ortiz
TATA TURTLEMAN
Ryder Fisher
Ye I'm tryna get one of deese for my kid yo
Noah Diaz
>blixen
Gabriel Martin
HE GOT TWO
Kayden Cruz
I fucking love this movie.
Dominic Baker
I'm really liking this thread
Elijah Gomez
Let see you bench press your way outta this!
Tyler Thompson
so sad that his wife slaughtered him because he was trying to get her clean off drugs.
John Sanders
>implying I'm not getting dubs
I'm gonna give this to my future child when I get finally find a girlfriend :(
Matthew Wilson
Oh snap!
Jayden Reed
>NOBODY LIKES YOU BOOSTER
Nicholas Gonzalez
i'm not a purrvurt
Jaxon Robinson
ITS JUST A STOOPID DAWL
Isaac Ward
Even as a kid i thought this line was golden
Eli Bailey
>Heh you ever watched movie called Vetigo? That mean anything to you?
Ryan Bennett
This is the only watchable christmas movie
Aiden Russell
GET THE MAILLL MANNN
William Butler
>Booster
Jayden Campbell
JAMIE! I AM YOUR FAHDER
Colton Gutierrez
I'm gonna deck your halls bub
Ayden Morgan
I ironically love this movie
Chase Adams
GOAT Christmas movie.
Joseph Lopez
>tfw you show your girlfriend this movie and she doesn't like it
Winning a turbo man doll would make me feel better.
John Edwards
THIS IS A SICK WORLD
Asher Young
Remember OP, you're my favorite shitposter
Juan Taylor
>GET OUTTA MY WAY, BOX!
Leo Martin
How do I know I belong on this board?
I've watched Last Action Hero every Christmas and it's my favorite movie.
I love every single one of you.
Jaxon Richardson
what does last action hero have to do with christmas?
Matthew Anderson
Was Booster really that bad?
Dominic Thomas
I always wanted a Turboman, but if I can't get it here I can always look for it on eBay or at swap meets.
Josiah Hall
We have plenty of Turboman dolls gift certificates here in our studio!
All you have to do is call in and name all 8 of Santa's reindeer before anyone else and you can win a Turboman doll gift certificate!
Samuel Sanchez
Booster turned Anakin to the dark side. That's the part of Star Wars they don't want you to see.
Justin Ross
Is THIS want you want?
Samuel Gonzalez
...
Gabriel Martinez
I'm sweatin' like a dog in a Chinese restaurant in here
Asher Gomez
CRASHING THIS STATION
Austin King
Motherfucker, you're giving me a goddamn TurboMan, or else I'm fucking you up with my STAND.
David Murphy
I had one of these. My dad's friend's kid broke it by throwing it up as high as he could and watching it hit the ground. Once it broke he stopped doing it.
Austin Jenkins
Man, what a dick. That's why I never let kids play with the shit I really liked when I had to be around other kids.
Cameron Reed
It is in fact THE comfiest Christmas movie. It's a shame I don't own it on DVD and can't find it on TV anywhere.
Nathan Roberts
Real talk, Jingle All the Way is the GOAT Christmas comedy
>Tfw no Teurbowmahn Dawll
Levi Lewis
I'm gonna deck your halls, bub
Grayson Martin
dubs confirm this nigga got his wife's son a booster gift certificate
Ayden Martinez
Something about this thread doesn't seem quite...
...Kosher?
Benjamin Davis
>the Turboman parade costume is actually armed with a real fucking jetpack
Luke Wilson
I watched this again last night. Haven't seen it since the 90s when I was a kid. I thoroughly enjoyed it. They don't make movies like that any more.
>It's a shame I don't own it on DVD and can't find it on TV anywhere.
You can download the 720p and 1080p rip from Pirate Bay.
Camden Richardson
You broke my little mirror.
Aiden Bailey
PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!!!!!!
NAOW!!!!!!!!
Elijah Gray
The real shame is that Andy Dick gave her the coke before she mixed it with anti depressants and killed Phil, then Andy laughed about it later and told Jon Lovitz he was going to die next.
Joseph Torres
>Jim Belushi, Mini Me and Big Show are running a Turbo man knock off black market dressed as Santas
can't beat that
Camden Russell
Kek wills it
Oliver Morris
oh come on now
Jace Powell
>you're keys
Jaxon Powell
Logan Phillips
IF I PULLED OFF THAT WRAPPING PAPER, WOULD YOU DIE?
Jonathan Rivera
>Put that Turboman down OR I'LL BREAK YOUR FUCKING SPINE
How did Arnold get away with this in a kids film?
Justin Murphy
I unironically think you're a faggot
David Diaz
LOT OF LOYALTY FOR A HIRED POSTAL
Jayden Clark
There really was a bomb in that present, but he just took one randomly and pretended it had a bomb in it.
Nicholas Jenkins
What would a sequel be about?
Joseph Gray
>Booster
WE DON'T WANT HIM!
Nolan Gray
>That scene in his imagination where he holds his neighbour above his head and cracks his back like he's out of Mortal Kombat or something
Hunter Bell
...
Ryder Ross
Didn't watch the show, but I bet (((Booster))) was added in season 2.
Jason Howard
Mmmmmmmm LIZ THESE FUCKING COOKIES
Angel Phillips
>And by cookies I mean ass.
Elijah Hughes
Was he black?
David Nguyen
>Dollars?
>No, chocolate kisses! Yes, dollars.
Underrated as fuck line, always makes me laugh.
Benjamin Jones
I hate that guy so much. Such a good villain for a family movie.