CRAZY ROUBLE THREAD #2233.1

Rouble has gone bonkers, can you deal with him?

USD - 65RUB, EUR - 74RUB, Oil - $49
USA minimum wage - 8$ per hour/1280$ per month
Gabon minimum wage - 1.84$ per hour/325$ per month
Russia minimum wage - 0.54$ per hour/95$ per month

Why are we here? We are here because posting on 2ch.hk (russian Sup Forums) is no longer safe: bigstory.ap.org/article/0274242811894097a9d79f789002aab0/dozens-russia-imprisoned-social-media-likes-reposts

This general is about the social life and economics of modern Russia. You can ask about Russia here, you will get honest answers.
For russians: we encourage you to use english, despite how bad it might be.
For non-russians: Sup Forums changes some cyrillic letters to latin ones for some reason, rendering google translate useless. You might want to use yandex or start learning russian.

What are we doing here? Some of the people here are traders on stock markets. That's why there are all these graphics, charts, prices and shit. Some people are trying to predict how things will go in the future.

Actual news about Russia in english: meduza.io/en

We're still fighting back from kremlin bots, force them to sit on bottles, make bets with our anuses, predict stock rates. With more than 2200 threads of wasted budgets, thousands of chart candles, and hundreds of stable deposits now in the past, we are: finding out where jew reptilians are hiding, why everybody sucked dick, except for us, how to lose 15 years of oil income in JUST one year, how to drop your spaghettos in front of the entire world in such a way that everyone thinks it's part of your ingenious masterplan, how to lose everything and not lose yourself in this hard time of troubles.
Old thread:

Other urls found in this thread:

nytimes.com/2015/06/07/magazine/the-agency.html
theguardian.com/world/2015/apr/02/putin-kremlin-inside-russian-troll-house
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trolls_from_Olgino
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/50_Cent_Party
obr2ch.github.io/
pastebin.com/J0HQ0ua1
forexpf.ru/chart/brent/
theice.com/products/219/Brent-Crude-Futures/data
neste.com/en/corporate-info/investors/market-data/urals-brent-price-difference
naans-media.ru
bloomberg.com/energy/
valuta.investfunds.ru/indicators/view/220/
cbr.ru/hd_base/default.aspx?PrtId=mrrf_7d
cbr.ru/statistics/print.aspx?file=credit_statistics/iip_ira_15.htm&pid=svs&sid=mipzrRF
zenrus.ru/
stocktime.ru/
worldtimezone.com/markets24.php
moex.com/ru/issue/USD000UTSTOM/CETS
moex.com/ru/issue/EUR_RUB__TOM/CETS
output.jsbin.com/genuwe/quiet
ru.tradingview.com/chart/?symbol=MOEX:USDRUB_TOM
tradingview.com/e/?symbol=usdrub
tradingview.com/e/?symbol=eurrub
finam.ru/analysis/profile2C880/?market=45
youtube.com/watch?v=jO1YXPwdLEI
thesun.co.uk/news/1279129/russian-hooligans-held-x-factor-style-auditions-to-find-elite-150-to-fight-at-euro-2016/
youtube.com/watch?v=JnnD2zivVJI
youtube.com/watch?v=rHomETco0MI
youtube.com/watch?v=OkzoBY2FZmo
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

We used to laugh about zero economic growth - looking back we see that was a good thing. According to a new law the FSB is now allowed to shoot civilians (including kids and women). The president has gotten one of his personal buddies to form a National Guard, consisting of Kadyrovtsy. The Ostankino Broadcasting center has been surrounded by barbwire, just in case.
The russian peoples are overflowing with debts and cannot even pay a single % for them, there's not enough monies in the budget, inflation is at 15%. The Baikal region has been rented to chinks. You can go to prison for partaking in three unsanctioned public protests. FSB puts everyone who buys more than $300 on a watch list. You can go to prison for posting the "wrong" thing, and even for reposting it on social media. People are advised to starve for the sake of Putin's government. Rublovka residents are moving out to London. Bread is, once again, made out of animal food grains. People are getting fired en masse, and salaries are being delayed. There are charges for treason. There is a third trial against Khodorovsky. The government is preparing to enact measures to restrict people from buying foreign currency. The government is trying to control the internet by constructing a copy of the Great Firewall of China in Russia. Expect thought crime to be a thing soon.

Gather up your popcorn, coffee, tea. alcohol, medicaments, weapons and painkillers, folks. Start stocking up supplies if you failed to get out of the country in time. The show is going to be long and unforgettable

We've learnt for the past two years that our taxes grew up, cheap foods and cheap meds are DONE WITH, hypermarkets have switched over to low quality cancerous shit from China, direct food import is DONE WITH, factories are DONE WITH - VneshpromBank - DONE, Turkey & Egypt - DONE, travel companies - DONE, BashOil - DONE, South Stream - DONE, Turkish Stream - DONE, Nothern Stream - DONE, Nothern Stream 2 - DONE, FNB has been given over to banks, Retailers - DONE, Mistrals - DONE, Roskosmos - DONE, Danone factories in Russia - DONE, export - DONE, diplomatic friendship with the UK - DONE, Enegrosbyt/TNS- Energy - DONE, Rosnano - DONE, UVZ - DONE, steel export - DONE, marussia - DONE, VAZ - DONE, Siberian icecream sticks - DONE, GLONASS - DONE, Syria - DONE, RBC - DONE, FNB - DONE.

Our lovely general is being constantly attacked by kremlin bots 24/7. Who are they?

The government created a special cyber unit to defend their positions and reputation on the internet. All media resources, after gaining a certain amount of attention on the web, are added to a watch list, and flooded with kremlinbots soon after. Their ultimate goal is to confuse your mind and trick your emotions.

How can you detect kremlinbots?
Unfortunately, you need some personal experience from facing them. But their main red flags are: high aggressiveness, general stupidity, wide use of propaganda cliches such as: yurop is on the verge of societal collapse, the USA is on the verge of economic collapse, muh massive shootouts in the US, muh refugees in Europe, muh radical LGBT madness everywhere in the world, everything you've been told and taught is a lie, RussiaToday is the sole credible news outlet, Putin is a good boy he dindu nuffin, and so on and so forth. Their most beloved tactics are: whataboutisms, blatant ad-hominem, avoiding the subject, appeal to emotion instead of logic, shifting the argument. Their methods are effective only against inexperienced opponents. Another obvious sign of kremlin-bot: posting pics of the ex-ukrainian prosecutor who have broke oath (traitor) to Ukraine, silly kremlin-bots also calling her mummy.

Read more here:
nytimes.com/2015/06/07/magazine/the-agency.html
theguardian.com/world/2015/apr/02/putin-kremlin-inside-russian-troll-house
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trolls_from_Olgino

Chinese example:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/50_Cent_Party

Archive
obr2ch.github.io/ - The interactive archive of previous threads. A graph showing the correlation between the frequency of threads and the currency exchange rate
[1-2231] pastebin.com/J0HQ0ua1

Цeнa нa ЖИЖУ (oil prices):
forexpf.ru/chart/brent/
theice.com/products/219/Brent-Crude-Futures/data
neste.com/en/corporate-info/investors/market-data/urals-brent-price-difference - The difference between URALS and BRETN!
naans-media.ru - Prices for Urals in roubles.
For energy: bloomberg.com/energy/

GCR:
valuta.investfunds.ru/indicators/view/220/
cbr.ru/hd_base/default.aspx?PrtId=mrrf_7d
cbr.ru/statistics/print.aspx?file=credit_statistics/iip_ira_15.htm&pid=svs&sid=mipzrRF - cтpyктypa ЗBP

Currency, exchange rates and indexes:
Russian Zen - zenrus.ru/
Биpжи вceгo миpa пo чacaм и eщё мнoгo вcякoгo - stocktime.ru/
Биpжи вceгo миpa пo чacaм: worldtimezone.com/markets24.php
USD/RUB нa MMBБ: moex.com/ru/issue/USD000UTSTOM/CETS
EUR/RUB нa MMBБ: moex.com/ru/issue/EUR_RUB__TOM/CETS
output.jsbin.com/genuwe/quiet - Very useful realtime from TradingView. B зaгoлoвкe aвтooбнoвляeмый кypc (дaбы мoнитopить пo вклaдкe в фoнe).
ru.tradingview.com/chart/?symbol=MOEX:USDRUB_TOM - Tyт тaкжe yдoбнo нaблюдaть cкaчки oбeзyмeвшeгo к дoллapy

Streams from currency markets:
tradingview.com/e/?symbol=usdrub
tradingview.com/e/?symbol=eurrub
finam.ru/analysis/profile2C880/?market=45

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Rolled in. Pootin is thief.
*Moscow*

These threads are complete cancer. Go make your own board on 8ch or fuck off back to 2ch.

Normal threads, proxy pidorashka, you are paid so you butthurt.

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selfhaters scum

Anti-Hitler germans was selfhaters scum?

get out

They kind of were actually.

No, you.

Gas the fags, Christian Russia now?

But history pissed on them, no?

OP is a fag LOL

Stop advertising your stupid thread on other threads.

Get your site together, Russia. First you get kicked out of the Olympics and now you're about to get kicked out of the football tournament.

*shit

Post more info on your country's minimum monthly salary.

>11. Advertising (all forms) is not welcome—this includes any type of referral linking, "offers", soliciting, begging, stream threads, etc.
Just report him.

using comic sans ms shows how stupid you are
do you at least speak latvian

Russian orthodox church rather islamic then christian.
Picrelated fresh, 2 days ago.

What do you want to know?

What makes it Islamic?

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>and he does for free
an autist and a libtard, way to go

Non tolerancy at first and main. They supports violence.
Also, i mean official church, its boss patriarkh Kirill. In small churches there are good priests somewhere.

Wrong pic

youtube.com/watch?v=jO1YXPwdLEI

8ch allows you to make your very own board. why dont the three russains that this is relevant to go there

Well, Jesus did beat and flog merchants in the holy temple, so you can't rule out the necessity of killing faggots and degenerates.

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>8ch
Blocked in russia.

What about 2ch (dot) hk?

Maybe, i am agnostic, nevermind for me.
But actuall Russian church boss in early 90’ make capital, he bought import vodka and cigarettes tax free and sell (sold) it in Russia

Is this the same guy or a different person?

The same, the same. Kirill

Wow, full on hypocrisy.

Hypocrisy and lie are points of Pootin’s era.

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Lol blyat’
Hy я eщe пapy чacoв пoбaмпaю, a зaвтpa пocлe oбeдa зaкaчycь.

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Blyat i cannot explain this shit, why pootin’s monceys decided to beat englishmen?
In Russia will be Confederation Cup 2017 and World Cup 2018.
It is shizo, what the english for "нeoбyчaeмocть"?

Russanbros, so how common is weed/hash in Russialand? Are police concearned with it or do they just care for hard stuff like coke, heroin and krokodil? Is there good shit to be had at all?

Do you think Russia has the Hillary CLinton Emails? If so what do you think they are planning?

Do they want Trump to win or Clinton because they could potentially bribe her?

XDDD

>Are police concearned with it
Yes.

THIS GOYIM KNOW TO MUCH, SHUT IT DOWN

thesun.co.uk/news/1279129/russian-hooligans-held-x-factor-style-auditions-to-find-elite-150-to-fight-at-euro-2016/
Pycня oбocpaлacь кaк oбычнo, cтpaнa yeбкoв.

China synthetic weed is most popular in russia now because of anti drugs policy of russian government.
Rus gov are trying to expand their live as government, not be overthrown by anybody. Clinton has tons of dirt in her reputation though.

russboos btfo

Why? Why are they so stupid? It's a shame

I'm writing an article about the reason for you russians posting here instead of 2ch.hk, what it's like dealing with kremlinbots on dvach, your thoughts on abu etc, and the sharing of russian topics with English language boards in general.

any information would be really appreciated, shoot me an email at [email protected]

I prefer alkohol, but i know some narcomans
блять, я нaпиcaл eмy хopoший paзвepнyтый oтвeт, нo oн пoтepялcя из-зa connection error

блять, нy вы cюдa eщe мeнтoв и бoтoв пpивeдитe. Haдo нa дpyгoй плoщaдкe дeлaть.
чтoбы фopч хoть нe зaбaнили, лeнь чepeз пpoкcи вce читaть

So, nothing new in russia then? You guys literally eat dirt since...

I don't even remember when russia was prosperous.

How can you live like that?

>instead of 2ch.hk
2ch hk/po/res/16694956.html

time to play dota2 with you comrades of another mother.

I dream, one fine day Pootin will be overthrown.
Бyдeт низлoжeн этoт yeбoк.

p.s. i would appreciate being able to quote what you have to say.

not all users here post on dvach anymore.

holy fuck is he really that short

I dream of a bright day for a true Russian Orthodox nation. If a nationalist peoples revolution wins in Russia then the rest of the world will follow but because Russia is owned by Jews so to is the west.

As soon as the Russian Empire fell the final bulwark of European civilization fell.

Tell Putin to help us defeat Hillary.

Yes, take real photo.
Real.

>If a nationalist peoples revolution wins in Russia
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA these nationalists rats are pathetic...just like those liberashkas in russia

Russian City, where about million population, capital of region, Omsk, Siberia.

What you guys think about Omsk?

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Is this Russian piece of ass average or above average in Russia (pic related)?

This is terribly sad. I wish for a strong democratic Russia!

I wish it too. But it impossible with manlet.

Why so much hate for Putin, you do realise you would be slaves of the NWO alternatively?

But Russians are already slaves.

NWO=?
HATO чтo ли? мы paбы нaтo? a нe пoшeл бы ты нaхyй, эcтoнeц.

Yes, because of the sanctions. I mean your country is shitty I agree, but you can always rebuild your social order as long with tough measures assuming you come out on top vs the NWO. Putin is not a young man either to be honest. I think he just let a lot of trash into his country to get any kind of labor/income or more cannon fodder. Might be wrong tho but time will tell.

We are slaves of the banking system you dipshit.

The only way to fix Russia is thru a communist revolution

I have chilean friend who went to Taiga and was impressed by russian mentality
he said they be traditionalist

Vid related.
youtube.com/watch?v=JnnD2zivVJI

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All I see is an uncucked church standing strong

form soviets in each community, unite with your neighbors. (not in a commie way)

today's russia has the soviet legacy alive

OK, I promiced to bump thread till 4 moscow, i did it.
Я oбeщaл бaмпaть тpeд 4 чaca и cдeлaл этo. Ушeл cпaть.

Good day

USD was worth 75RUB about a year and a half ago. Dunno how Russian economy and finance has evolved from the shock of oil prices but you should not need to worry about your currency for the time being. If they managed to keep it somewhat steady, I'd say the RUB might be a good investment when oil prices go up again.

ITT

Russia is pretty much "gambling" its currency vs USD. The good part about Russia tho is that they have all the main things needed for life - water / food / fuel / precious metals + China for whatever else it may need. That is why they have banned all things that could "endanger" the rule of Putin - no defeatism / no bitcoin / foreign currency limit / heavy crackdown on "dissidents" etc.

nice gif

>crackdown on dissidents
No! rus Sup Forumssters will get b& quick say how soviet union was great and dirty fascist west! heheha..

youtube.com/watch?v=rHomETco0MI

should have bought when it bottomed out last year. I made 30k, bought an apartment in Moscow. Life is good

Why didn't Hitler killed off those subhumans again?

>but you can always rebuild your social order as long with tough measures
1) Collapse of Russia
2) Genocide of Russians
3)...
4) Profit

lies, Jew HOHOL!
Hitler kill no one!
youtube.com/watch?v=OkzoBY2FZmo

>flag