Which episode of Seinfeld was this again?

Which episode of Seinfeld was this again?

he came all over those tits

That girl is a mommy and a daughter all in one

>90s Jerry reppin' the Big Red

He was probably the only jew they had ever seen.

Soshana is like 40 now. She's just alright. NY cute, an 'artist', looks a little rough for the wear I guess.

Jerry's irl mother is a jew from syria, specifically aleppo. He is literally a rapefugee

Goddamn look at that shit eating fucking grin. He knows he's got it all in this photo.

The one where you gained respect for him

17 is the perfect age, it must suck living in places where they aren't legal.

>Prince of Space: "Leave the children alone!"
>Crow: "You hear him, Seinfeld?"

I actually get that MST3K reference now.

Mostly Africa and the west coast United States have it as high as 18. 16 is the majority of the world and US.

who's the girl?

you're a bigger poser than the fags who make step-sibling porn.

God Seinfeld is such a creep.

Preying on that helpless 17 year old girl and marrying her and loving her and giving her a life of lavish wealth and security. What a fucking sleazebag.

t.women

I don't follow the implication or the reference.

I wish I was a 17 year old Jewess with huge tits living in New York.

How do we know you're not exactly those things and just implying otherwise to trick us?

This is Sup Forums. If any of us were in Jerry's position, we would have done the same thing.

Any straight male would have done the same thing.

There is an user who posts here who looks sort of like Shoshanna Lonstein, but I don't know if she lives in New York.

>Shoshanna Lonstein

you made that up

"daddy knows best"

you have to be a successful television sitcom actor and practice judaism to land a girl that hot

ask yourselves why you arent living the dream

Nope, that's the girl in the OPs name.

P. sure they didn't get married

Pretty sure he didn't.

>you have to be a successful television sitcom actor and practice judaism to land a girl that hot

lel no you don't

Trust me I have spent the last 15 years collecting photos of hot young women with huge tits and you can be a complete goob and still pull them.

...

same girl more dressed up

Why does that sound kinda awesome tho?

"like father, like daughter"

filmed before a disgusted studio audience

DELETE THIS

Run from the multi-millionaire boyfriend who will do nothing but spoil you rotten? She hit the jackpot. Literally a jewess's wet dream.

Who wouldn't?

Which is??

Because that's the best kind of woman.

Looks like a Mexican in these two

SINFELD

if my ex became a billionaire and literally beat me in life id probably never recover

as jerry says to george the best revenge is living well

seinfeld has had, without question, the best life of any man on earth

>a complete goob
>goob
Britney Spears sends her love from Kentwood Louisiana

Just a typical guidette from Long Island.

>seinfeld has had, without question, the best life of any man on earth

Doubt it. A man who has had the best life on Earth would be happy as fuck and never insecure about anything, which means they wouldn't lose their shit at Larry King for asking a relatively innocent question.

youre like a pauper saying the king shouldnt feel what he wants

>seinfeld was a car fanatic
>drove a porsche
hmmm

>saying the king shouldnt feel what he wants

What he wanted to feel had nothing to do with how he felt, that's not how emotions work.

Inform me on what you are insinuating. Are Porsche owners the Macfags of car owners?

he feels what he wants
thats how it works

If this were true negative emotions wouldn't exist.

no it means not all people are smart enough to control themselves

sorry that you cant into enjoying life

You just countered your own original argument.

Blowing up at Larry King while live on air because you got your jimmies rustled when he clearly had no malicious intent to offend you in any way is not controlling yourself, nor is it enjoying life.

This is where you give up and insist you were just pretending the whole time.

Kind of. He was a multimillionaire, could have driven any expensive car, yet drove a factory made same thing as the last model porsche

he chooses his emotion, hes allowed to feel whatever he wants

youre autism as fuck if you think his exaggerated sarcasm was butthurt

maybe you need to go into the real world and discover what real anger looks like, hint, its violent

All except an unmutilated dick

/o/ here

BMW/Porsche/Merc = Macfags

kek

>t. jealous women

ftfy