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/cum/ - Canada, USA and Mexico
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First for Switzerland
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nth for don't bully!
日本語!!!
me and my GF
Thank you
No.
Why do you ask me this?
gross no sluts allowed itt
are u the Ukrainian
the gf
thinking of moving to minneapolis desu
just do it!
Yes.
Now you know who I am.
I ask you the same question still.
Why do you ask me this?
from where?
make me pp hard with ur pp slaps
commiefornia
are californians the new oakies?
i remember you talking about having your visa granted a good while back
and now i see you cooking up disgusting freezer patties
you should lead a better life in Canada
when can we start posting an absurd amount of anime posting, rolled up with gayposting, dipped in (You) baiting, and never knowing there's a girl (female) wanting to make proper discussion but instead they run in to gay anime posting?
Please watch this!
It's long but worth it, an eye-opener.
girls dont like cum
now
post thighs
>never knowing there's a girl (female) wanting to make proper discussion but instead they run in to gay anime posting?
you're talking to one?
This is not me.
I am just an other Ukrainian here in leafland.
I am sorry that my patties have offended you so.
But this is my monthy luxury.
I love to help :)
i am pretty sure that buying fresh ground beef would have been cheaper and tastier
Girls keep telling me I have really broad shoulders but their tone doesn't sound like it's a compliment.
>user your shoulders a REALLY broad
>(other female): you noticed that too?
What did they mean by this?
hate to say it, but i agree with footlouse here. premade beef patties are fucking groce
Ground beef is about $17 for a large pack.
My burgers cost me only $7.
transform into voltron and blast them with your shoulder missiles
Who you calling a slut?
MonkaS
They want the D. But you can't give it because that would be gay
How do I treat women like normal people instead of as potential GFS everytime
one time in highschool a teacher told me i had broad shoulders and asked me if i played football
pretty inappropriate desu
also it means they think you look manly
Also got asked to if I played football a lot too
I don't even like sports
i dont think i can do that
well i am a man
gross
and what's the price per kg if you break it down
could have probably made three times as many patties with the large pack of beef
WAKE UP SHEEPLE
how would we know?
why can't they just write a normal article¿ My neet time isn't worth something I can't skim
This
Why would anyone eat those? Get yourself some fresh medium ground beef.
>showing ur pantsu
>not a slut
SLUT
just treat them like a bro. its what i do
unless they're the gf of your dreams
Maybe I shall do the math next time.
Maybe I buy something different.
I was thinking turkey bacon.
Nice and cheap :)
are those girls cute? lay some pipe in them
Nothing wrong with snowing some panties
im not a slut user i dont just let girls have their way with me because they comment on my shoulders
why won't you make yourself a nice bowl of pelmeni with a good heaping spoon of smetana on top
>turkey bacon
kys
this
volcel master race i see
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why would you want to do that
DON'T STEAL MY PICTURE YOU NIGGER
ANIME GAY POSTING?!
I don't know how to cook.
Making a burger was a real accomplishment.
stop self hating yourself!!
all anime posting is gay posting
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>turkey bacon
Go back to Russia gopnik
i pity your existance!
SHUT UP! YOU'RE NOT MY MOM!!
explain in your own words how you made it
redundancy just means its a level higher
YES!!!
worked up a good sweat this morning
time to take a shower before I continue my normie adventures today
how you call those ice popsicles that are just like colored water in a plastic casing you know what i mean right anyway having one right now haha cheers who wit me!!
YOU MUST LUV URSELF OKI?
I LUV U
otter pops
When I was little my adult teeth came in and I wanted spongebob teeth and so i shoved a butter knife in between my 2 front teeth and split them apart, as I grew up I regretted it and was teased throughout middle school until I discovered Mac DeMarco and my gap tooth makes me feel awesome
Parents gave my their credit card to go buy lots of clothes again
what is a normie adventure
I am no Russian!
I do at times aswell.
Turn on stove.
Put margarine on pan.
Put spice on margarine.
Put burger on spiced margarine.
Flip when dark brown.
ok bud im gonna teach you a trick
take a quarter pound of beef in a bowl, and mix it up with onion soup stock, garlic powder, paprika and a pinch of salt
form the meat into a sphere, and then turn the heat to high on your stovetop. once the burner is very hot (it must be extremely hot to caramelize the meat) drop the patty into the pan and then use another flat surface to squish the patty into the right, flat shape.
depending on the fat content of the ground beef you bought you might want to consider lightly greasing the pan with some oil
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going out and doing everyday chores
me in the dress
Mac Demarco is cool and so are you
Freezy/Icy pops
WELL I DON'T LOVE YOU!
Did you buy cute panties?
Yes you are. Please end the Ukrainian meme
very CUTE packaging
the gf
Thank you my friend.
If and when I make burgers again I shall use this.
Watch yourself kid.
okie dokie
otter pops
the mascot is an otter
yeah theyre called freezies here
What if they aren't made by that company?
Freezies > otter pops
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this is what homeschooling does to people
Thinking about learning Japanese buds
the gf
How old is this person?
i know a girl who was homeschooled who does stuff like that
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Hiiii, my kittens~! I'm Koneko! (Koneko means kitten, by the way - meow!)
Most of you will probably know me for my signature song, Loving Things, which is exactly what I aim to do - spread some love! ^.^
I'm a 20-year-old street performing idol and lolita fashion lover from Scotland. I enjoy writing English covers of J-pop songs(mainly the 48Groups, I'm a big fan of them) so you'll find plenty of that on my little channel here, as well as other Japanese and kawaii-related stuff. ω
>on the ol nocturnal sleep schedule
>fix it by staying up all day yesterday and falling asleep at 8 pm
>wake up at 4 this morning, good
>get up, do stuff
>fucking fall back asleep again
>wake up now at 4 pm
I am SO GODDAMNED ANGRY why the FUCK did I go back to sleep
you should
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Anthony Jackson is so ugly
Nigga can swallow a whole waddermelone in one bite
But it's so hard
And I'm retarded