Nice try, France. Media warned us this was French, we aren't buying

Nice try, France. Media warned us this was French, we aren't buying.

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>a city where all cultures from all worlds are united

HMMMM?!

We aren't interested!

French art and influence are no place here, after what they did post 9/11.

Is this Mass Effect?

I am so excited for this movie.

I want to see the bomb of another $180m budget disaster that literally no one wants to see just to have a laugh, like John Carter and Jupiter Ascending,

>I want to see the bomb of another $180m budget disaster
When is Hollywood going to realize we want to see?

i like luc besson but this looks stupid

>its a mashup of avatar, and jupiter ascending and other sci fi/cyberpunk hollywood stuff

woah so this is the power of french culture

Excuse my lack of knowledge from your history but what exactly happened back then?

>watching anything with that ugly dyke

France and many European countries betrayed America after 9/11.

It's not for american market anyway, but the world

youtube.com/watch?v=K8oVfkZM3pA

I think the last besson's movie who works well in USA was Taken.

We (Being, the group of countries) refused to go on Bush's little "Make Daddy Proud" tour in Iraq.

Bush put on smear campaigns for every country that didn't go to Iraq. France experienced the whole "Purge the French from our culture" where they tried to rename french fries into "Freedom fries" and that shit.

Canada got blamed as the country where the 9/11 hijackers came from.

Bush was a conniving shit.

Movie looks like shit and will probably be a massive bomb/disapointment (because Luc a shit), but Valerian is some old ass francobelge comic, it even inspired star wars

Its a shit Star Wars (tm) rip off.

No bother sending it to ebin, just repel from it as quickly as possible.

>It's not for american market anyway
Thats what you're supposed to say. Truth is no one is interested in FRENCH comics. Stay out of America's territory. BITCH.

>Great shi-fi movie that could be a blockbuster
>oh no it's french!
you guys are all laughs

*american elites betrayed itheir people and the rest of the world

>It's not for american market anyway, but the world

Is this just slang for "It's another one of those trash movies that the brainless Chinese will eat up because pretty effects to help offset the west not even seeing it"?

From what I heard from journalists who saw the movie, the FXs are very spetacular

your country deserves everything you get.

>not for american market
does it requires more than a working neurone to enjoy it..?

>the media warned us
sheeps gonna "bahhhhh"

>Cara Delevingne AND Dane DeHaan

Wow, is this some sort of French experiment to see what happens when you combine 2 box office poisons into 1?

No, French scum betrayed America and complained about Iraq and Afghanistan while 5 years later destroyed Libya.

Ok ACHmed.

meh cg in the trailer is bland and lifeless, and they usually show off the the best shit in trailers.

oh now i feel dumb.

tell your french friends to make les city obscures into movie

Europe market is quite huge also.
I did not see the movie but it's from a french comics and french are intellectual

The only way your sad excuse for a country can redeem itsef is through a self-inflicted nuclear holocaust.

>Europe market is quite huge also.

Yeah but memes aside, you guy don't eat shit either. This is basically John Carter of Mars all over again, an ancient comic book adaptation no one gives a shit about any more turned into a massively overblown budget CGI fest and those didn't do well in Europe either.

>oh now i feel dumb
pls don't

>tell your french friends to make les city obscures into movie
ain't got that kind of clout my dude, otherwise i'd save the cesspool we call french cinema

>Canada got blamed as the country where the 9/11 hijackers came from.
No, that was the UK. Some flew in from London, thats why the UK gave in so quickly.

I'd hate to see how Sweden is going to redeem itself. After all the horrors its caused over the centuries.

All french comics I know are all great.
Besson was great too, before selling his soul to the american money.

>No, that was the UK. Some flew in from London, thats why the UK gave in so quickly.

No, that was reality. Bush TRIED to claim it was Canada as a smear.

It was pretty deep too, there was a congressional report done on the matter to clear Canada of the claim, it was called the 9/11 Comission. Our PM at the time John Chretien ended up hating Bush because of it too.

John McCain also was claiming it too.

Just google "9/11 hijackers Canada" to see all the old news about it. That's one of the reasons Bush was way more hated in Canada than a president usually is.

Bush is a fucking war criminal

Dumb faggot ruined the world AND fucked the us up geopolitically

>all the horrors its caused over the centuries.
S-so this is the power of american education?

>before selling his soul to the american money.
He was a talentless jerk whose wasn't famous enough to make it in the REAL world of comics.

Hes lucky enough foreign bozos like you dont know anything about comics, so America had to buy him out.

>Bush TRIED to claim it was Canada as a smear.
>Just google "9/11 hijackers Canada
Im afraid I might get the guy who leafs gave 10 million too for killing US army medic or whatever

Movie looks interesting t.bh

Try taking that image out into public, I'm sure many Swedes will educate you about the horrors your ungrateful country has caused.

he's talking about the director of the movie adaptation u spastic

don't talk to me again until you have evolved some taste.

FUCK OFF AND KEEP YOUR COMIC RIPOFFS OUT OF MY COUNTRY

>ripoffs
Opposite actually

Obviously we didn't cause nearly enoguh horrors if litteral retars like yourself are allowed to walk free.

>he actually thinks his bicurious spandex clad mutants geared toward a preteen audience can have shit on eurocomics

>Great shi-fi movie that could be a blockbuster
It looks like shit, dont be ridiculous

Its a Star Wars rip off in comic book form brought to cinema. We aren't interested.

>eurocomics
THAT is funny.

Still wont pay though.

This thread is no go zone, you must leave.

You do realize that the only american comic author that does not fall short compared with European ones (especially franco-belgian) is Don Rosa, don't you?

>and influenced other media as well: traces of its concepts, storylines and designs can be found in science fiction films such as Star Wars and The Fifth Element.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valérian_and_Laureline

This thread is the front of the bus, go sit in the back.

the comics came out like 5 years before a new hope

Wait, isn't this a Belgian comic?
Why do French people always steal Belgian culture?

Bollocks there is plenty of insanse stuff to be found in american comics, shit even modern day superhero comics has produced Esad Ribics work(pic related). anything DC Vertigo has produced can stand next to franco stuff

The actors have the scale of kids on OP picture, pretty sure it is a family movie, not for angry manchildren like OP

Why does it have to be so stuffy though? What's wrong with a nice, clear panel?

You are a neckbeard. The comics are for kids.

it's french, but we do share a school of comics with belgium, and authors often collaborate accross borders.

happened a lot with artists from italy too

America comic authors could be found with a dart. "Eurocomic" authors are unnamed nobodies.

Then its a 2001 ripoff, face it, Americans dont want your crummy French media. Quit reproduced and repacking American media.

!

Sweden still hasnt passed its 1964 Civil Rights Act! Thats 10 lashes.

either you've never seen 2001 or you suck at baiting

Our nations rarely agree on anything at all. But in this case I am with the French. I am confident Valerian will be epic.

Either you dont know space travel has no accomplishments or venue under French presence, or i dont even care.

It wont, if it doesn't become a hit in US it will flop (numerically).

And it wont because we are being forewarned about French comic ripoff movie. DONT SEE IT. BOYCOTT

don't get your hopes up, i'm pretty confident besson will shit the bed on this one

>I did not see the movie but it's from a french comics and french are intellectual
>french comics and french are intellectual
>french comics
>and french
>are intellectual
Just get over yourself.

Your 1 shot at American blockbuster movie success is done. If only French comicbook or fiction writers were more unique....

there are only two kinds of Besson films, epic win and epic failure

>Besson
Instantly into the trash it goes.

Even Fifth Element ?

>Nice try, France
thank you

I am Greek

It'll get swamped by the superior British film and Christopher Nolan kino Dunkirk anyway. Poor cunts never stood a chance.

We know the feeling about a British film based on a British comic not doing so well money wise, France. Those pesky Americans tainted its memory with their horrible 90's version.

>France
>poor

I fucking hate her turkish eyebrows.