/brit/

4th of july edition

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=c-FIfVfvOMo
telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/immigration/11209234/Immigration-from-outside-Europe-cost-120-billion.html
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Otto_Show
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

early twat

*dons poker face*

willy poo bum bum

Based Arya

anime

Stop this fucking 280 replies shit

cant find a gf so might turn gay

can't be america those buildings are still standing

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what if you can't find a bf

Been doing wank challenges lately. Last one was a disgusting fat black woman pov. Quite an interesting development. What next?

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I think it's meant to be paris

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... no

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viva france

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any nonce hunting vids?

>try to access piratebay proxy
>get a virus

ah yes, perfect

how do normrunts pirate nowadays?

Ah yes the quality posts of an early thread truly a sight to behold

brainlets utterly and absolutely destroyed

Reminder to report spammers

absolutely screaming at those fonejacker links someone posted in the old thread

>new threads at 280 posts
What is this, /brit/ circa 2014?

Two more players needed. Come on. I've got two pair (8s and 0s) so I guess there's no point, nobody can beat me. This is why I wanted the number/betting system as well.

dying of fuckign heat

had a 4 hour meeting this afternoon, it was very boring

just report the post where he links the early new

favourite classic simpsons episode? looking for something to watch

Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment

people moaning about the earlies are more runtish than the earlies themselves

Homer Badman

Homer the Great

the one where homer does something wacky

You Only Move Twice

$pringfield

homer at the bat
a star is burns
flaming moe episode

>roommates in the bath again and i'm fucking DYING for a piss AGAIN
I swear to fuck she does this on purpose. I'm seconds away from going into the bathroom anyway and just pissing while she's there. Fucking MELT.

oh no the thread was linked early.... this really ... impacts the /brit/ posting experiance.... somehow

>80500
Three of a kind (0s). Would've won /brit/ poker if you'd put a C in your name field. Oh well.

$pringfield (or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)

u real u only have one bathroom and this bish is taking long arse baths? what kinda shit situation u in lad

normies don't pirate they use kodi

Q. Can I rub my penis against your vagina without a condom ?
A. No, absolutely not.

Q. Do you do anal ?
A. I sure fucking do and I love it.

there will genuinely never be a show that will ever come close to rivaling the sheer genius and cultural impact of the simpsons

how does that make you feel?

Erm, it does because the post I spent ages on gets posted to an empty thread that still has 20-30 posts left to go so FUCK OFF NEWFAGGOT

youtube.com/watch?v=c-FIfVfvOMo

FUCKING CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

pee in a bottle or outside yolo

girl in my flat at uni does this
just having a shower and she comes in for a poo

one with scorpio

Childhood is browsing Sup Forums

Adulthood is realising Reddit make more sense

imagine having less bathrooms than you have people in a house

are these the same people who have their washing machines and tumble driers in their kitchen?

FOY

will top myself

>having female housemates

you better not be a virgin

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this is him btw

>crapstone
LMAO

>taking /brit/ this seriously

>watching the simpsons ever
reddit facebook useless stupid brainlet shite

One good thing about /brit/ poker: namefags and tripfags literally have no way of playing.

telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/immigration/11209234/Immigration-from-outside-Europe-cost-120-billion.html

property is theft

Can't cum and lose my erection during sex with gf.

find her sexually attractive outside of sex but become sexually bored/uninterested during sex

why? does it mean i don't really like her? am i latently gay?

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Business idea: Take my /brit/ poker idea to /bant/ or /s4s/ where it will be appreciated.

business idea: the final solution but with normies

just means you watch too much porn

the simpsons is anti-reddit

reddit shows: game of thrones, doctor who, any capeshit show, anything made by netflix

>theft

Put your trip back on so we can filter you.

>There's the Hammock Hut. That's on third
>There's Hammocks-R-US. That's on third too
>You got Put-Your-Butt-There. That's on third
>Swing Low, Sweet Chariot
>Matter of fact, they're all in the same complex. It's the Hammock Complex down on third
>>Oh, the Hammock District?

He's back

#NORMOCAUST

surprised you lot haven't nicked it just like you've nicked every other british town and city

um sweaty.... it's already been matched - arguably topped *burps*

might unironically be this 2bh :(

she's not as exciting as the trannies and stuff :\
even though she's pretty much my ideal woman

>she's not as exciting as the trannies and stuff :\
state

An Economist Multiplied the GDP per Capita of London by the Population of Earth. You Will Be Shocked By The Result

i get a feeling this post is one of the most autistic posts ever posted.

please don't confirm my suspicion

>Business idea: Take my /brit/ poker idea to /bant/ or /s4s/ where it will be appreciated.

Donald Trump Must Be Impeached. Now. Here's Why.

Opinion piece by David Silverstein

Can't be arsed waiting. Rolling as last player...

wheres he off to?

have never watched an episode of the simpsons and it feels too late to start

don't think the food bank problem actually exists

Pretty sure its just normal families going in for free shit

yeah good idea
fuck off mate

@77280615

>190 kg virgin mocking others for being virgins

what is the world coming to

when student had this was fucking dire, live in 3 bedroom 3 toliet atm, everyone with their own bathroom fucking #ezlivingezlife

car's in the garage

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Otto_Show

literally only ever seen this episode once or twice, mental when there are some episodes i have seen about 30 times and can quote the entire script

swanky

190 kids nonced

holy shit is he actually 190 KG ? LMAO

bet he is a "rorke" too

>if I put my fingers in my ears and go la la it won't be a problem anymore

need her as a gf lads

game of thrones

PLAYERS
WIN with TWO PAIR (8s and 0s)

Ahhh, look at those (You)s. That "(You) WIN." People who don't play /brit/ poker are missing out.

God, can't you people ever do anything for yourselves?! It's not like we can be "policing" the entire city