Can I just stop you there... What's a Babylonian?

Can I just stop you there... What's a Babylonian?

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>..he's from Baba

Is that pierre woodman?

BALD

MANC

A citizen, civilian, or slave of the now-defunct empire of Babylonia.

TWAT

TWAT

You win a cd and some crap on vhsr

>OH STEVE HE'S DONE YOU AGAIN

THIS IS SUCH SHIT

THIS IS SUCH. SHIT.

>not a copy of Ladder 49

>an a meat tree n' that

Will they ever do another show?

>Mancula. Count Mancula. Alright? ‘Ave you got any rave? ’Ave you got any rave music? Ah? Got any Oasis an’ that?”

A MANC DRAC

HEAD

>BF, that was Buy it ferry
>What?
>Buy on ferry
>WHAT?
>B-buy on ferry..

If this thread turns out to have posted by a monkey, we're done. We are never doing this thread again, Karl.

Let's just leave it then...

...

sittin at the computer

little monkey fella

>He came from Manchester please welcome Mancula

Is Richard Anderson our guy?

reminder that these two and
>CHRIST! DE BERG
were all on ONE edition of Rockbusters.

DICKERS!?

>Are we doin it anymore?

MAN MOTHS?

AND YOU'LL NEVER SEE AN OLD MAN EAT A MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARS BAR BAR BAR

STURGESS?

UNC'S SHIT HIMSELF AGAHJSNSMSMSMNNN

Would you eat a knob at night?

A cute

>the Baba people

Just play another record!

So, there's this bloke, right? He's a school teacher, and he's into all chemistry and physics an' that. Handing out homework to the kids, drawing... atoms an' that on the blackboard, stuff like that. And he's basically a good bloke, got a wife. His son is disabled and 'e has a baby on the way. Family bloke.

Anyway, he ends up with.. cancer. An' 'e starts doing all this mental stuff, exploding buildings an' that. 'Cause he starts making cocaine and heroin and sellin' it for loads of cash on the side 'cause teachers are never paid enough, yeah?

So he goes to the desert, 'cause he lives in America an' they have deserts where...
He stays near a desert.
One day he heads out with a bunch of metal bits and pieces, and 'e builds a machine gun from scratch in no time flat. You don't see 'im making the bullets but he's a switched-on bloke and 'e knows 'is stuff. Maybe he bought some from a gun shop.

And he ends up putting this big machine gun in his car and when he presses a button on... his key thing. Key fob. And the gun pops up out of the car and it can shoot through walls an' that. Kills a bunch of people.

I think the lesson is "pay teachers more money because they could go mental."

Would shoot smack with.

lil monkey prostitute

Post more Ricky Gervais show gifs

...

Is Karl /our guy/?

Which one?

No one likes to make fun of an invalid...

NO MORE CHEEKY FREAK OF THE WEEK

>you know they say you've got like... 5 senses.....
>yeah
>.... there's loads more than that

Jesus that was awkward. I still don't know to this day if it was a "bit".

Absolutely.

Something else monkeys are good at right, is like, weighing up the situation

I love Ricky's instant screeching laughter

Play a record.

Favourite An Idiot Abroad episode? I think I liked the China one most.

fucking shit show

>hurrr this sucks
>hurrr that sucks

why bother watching it? Why bother traveling?

Yeah china is a good one. Jordan was pretty good too. Idiot abroad is ultimate comfy-core too.

Probably my favourite piece of media ever. The XFM shows are infinitely re-listenable.

Feeder, Come Back Around

the mexican pyramid

whale watching

siberiean train is max comfy

DICKIDOCKERDOO

>he couldnt find a song sample with Twix in it

kek every time

ho ho ho

ANOTHER PLANET

>The Ricky Gervais show is twenty years old
wew

ROOODDDDEEERRRSSS

What is the deal with the XFM archive? I know the pre-karl XFM stuff was always unfound but are all te XFM series getting taken off the web?

Not,to mention all the one offs they did

IT'S JUST THE WAY I'M FEELIN

They weren't recorded and archived as much as the Pilkington days. Plus the start of the XFM series coincided with the Office being released

XFM themselves are selling a best of CD so it wouldn't surprise me if they are taking Youtube videos and what have you

Just grab the torrents

youtube.com/watch?v=AIshvpmDtX4

Paul 'the party animal' Parker or Richard Anderson?

2 months ago I didn't know who Pilkington was

now after listening to the XFM show... what a legend

the guy is funnier than stand up comedians and he's not even trying

That's the entire fucking point you compulsively elitist tone-deaf self-assured nobody.

Man Moths!?

>A copy of Children of the Corn on VHS

...

>Just a normal fella with a bag on his head? Is he slightly hairy? Arms longer than his legs?

>There's this monkey, and apparently it's the mammal, right, that's got, sort of, the pointiest eyes. Eyes that pop right out of its head.... Steve.

...little monkey prostitute

AHAHAHAHAHA HE'S DONE YOU AGAIN STEVE

STFU

NEW KARL SHOW WHEN?

Hes absolutely done mate. Propet retired. Moved out of his london flat to live in a proper house with a garden and all that,on the south coast in a quiet village for old people, with Suzanne, never to be heard from again.

It makes me sad from a selfish POV cos no more podcasts or tv shows but its actually a happy ending for Karl. Hes flush with cash and isnt getting annoyed by ricky as much as before.

Really? How do you know all this?

Peter Horton...

It was on a facebook Q&A with karl, i think connected with his last book from the shows. He was quite vague but seemed adamant that was finished with TV and wanted to move on with his life and do something different. Also mentioned moving out london IIRC. This was about a year ago i think.

Personally, if you look at how little ricky, steve and karl have worked together over the last 3 or 4 yeara compared wih before, I wouldnt be surprised if we never see them together again or even see karl ever.

Which is sad cos they could do a webshow, like a weekly hour broadcast, and charge for it and make a lot of money. Their fanbase, specifically karl obviously, seems to get bigget over time so they are just letting a cash cow die, for sort of unclear reasons.

Unsatisfying as fuck for long term fans, but fuck it, thats life.

Genie Sis, Dear Streets and See Hull is my favourite single Rockbuster.

What the hell is that thing?

Based Dickster.

Well he was sort of right.

Not sure about the "loads more" but there's certainly one more; Balance.

>Got some post delivered in the mail today. it was addressed... to Mr Dilkington

>but are all te XFM series getting taken off the web
man moths videos are still up.

youtube.com/channel/UCtVa0Knu0wcu8lLpVY3pNyQ

Dicky Dodders

>So why didn't Africans reach even the basic technological level after so many years?
>HAHAHA, KARL, YOU ARE SO FUCKING STUPID!

Dickson of Dock Green!

>a copy of EXECUTIVE DECISION

Alright Kirsty?

>Mr. K Dilkington
>the first line read, "Dear Mr. Dilkington, you are one of our most valued customers"
>I put it in the bin

The Dickmiester General obviously.

WHO THE FUCK'S CLIVE WARREN?!

>the Victoria Plum story

them birds aren't allowed here

>>cue Ricky Gervais laugh

>Stephen Merchant's annoying fake laugh

every single fucking episode

Boy Zone, easy.
I can't believe that one actually worked...

Dickers is proven real. I don't know if Parker is real so Danders for sure.