Paul Feig remakes Christmas Story

>Paul Feig remakes Christmas Story
>Ralph is a chubby teenage girl
>Little brother is still the same but more retarded cuz lol boys
>Mom is Amy Schumer who acts like man of the house
>Dad is Chris Evans and acts timid and emasculated
>Instead of a leg lamp it's a chiseled male body lamp that mom holds dear
>Ralph-girl gets a bulls eye with her red rider showing girls can be awesome at boys stuff too
>In the end they all go to a Muslim owned restaurant and partake in their prayers

Well, the Chinese restaurant scene would need to change to be less cringe-worthy, but other than that A Christmas Story ages like wine.

needs more blacks

An all-black version would actually work fairly well. We only need to change one detail. The kid can't get the gun because everyone is telling him it will end with a cop shooting his black ass. On Christmas he gets the gun anyway and is overjoyed. He goes into the back-alley to shoot some cans, and then a cop spots him and opens fire, just like everyone said. He gets winge by a bullet to the arm but passes it off as a scrape on the fence so his mother won't take away his gat.

>>Ralph is a chubby teenage girl
>Ralph is a chubby teenage girl

I got you covered

>being this butthurt

where did daddy bad-touch you op?

OH LOOK A TRIGGERED REDDITOR, THATS ADORABLE


GO PREP THE BULL LIL GUY

it should
things just one big attempt to feel old.

what are you talking about? that's the funniest scene in the entire movie

Bitch is unfunny and like 30

From a modern perspective it is the only joke from that time that doesn't fly today. R-to-L chinkshaming is dumb anyway.

If you want to hate chinks hate them for shit they actually do.

and the dad character would have to go away
and instead of the bumpases having a dozen dogs
the bumpases just have one german shepherd that everyone thinks is going to bite them

>Instead of a leg lamp it's a chiseled male body lamp that mom holds dear
>dad breaks it ends up in jail for life for domestic abuse
>mom moves in with lesbian labor lawyer
>everyone lives happily ever after

hi tumblr

Why are you alt right types so easily triggered? Seriously, quit being so thin skinned.

lol yea m8 we are triggered and this is not funny parody.

>it's another Sup Forums thread where they make a "joke" when they really want to talk about their fucking political issues.

So funny guise. Not bored yet at all.

More like 40

O yea we all now them fucking lgbt queers post bane big guys memes to elicit discussion of men's bodies

You forgot the end credits scene so they can build up a Christmas cinematic universe

It was mostly a slam at Paul Feig.

Got a chuckle out of me

Most jokes have some root in truth.

I can't believe I'm saying this, but that sounds like a great idea. I'd watch it and I'm just a poor little white boy.