What do you call this body type?

What do you call this body type?

looks like me t b h

stronk mahn

Post-apocalyptic.

...

inevitable

IMPRESSIVE

Jesus, it looks like that nigga on Total Recall.

The type of body where your reaction changes as soon as Dafoe takes off his undies

granddad bod

He was the only good thing in that movie.

The, I'm fucking old, but at least I'm not fat.

Savage grandpa.

D(re)ad Bod

The lap band.

Back to formula

this

JUST

skinny sag

smug torso

Skinnyfat

The Mick Jagger

old person. you can tell everyone in this thread is in denial about their future. seek God

its like his body has been in the ground for 2 weeks but he still alive.

the moretz

not true my dads 62 and is 6,6 and fucking jacked.
although he does get free testosterone from his doctor.

Your-fifties-after-hookers-and-blow-for-10-years

Looks like he still lifts occasionally.

seek science.