GOAT song intros

What's up nigga?
Why you so...depressed and sad all the time like a little BITCH?
Niggas wanna hear you rap
Don't nobody care how you feel
We want RAPS nigga RAPS

You don't have the right to say the word nigga unless you were literally a prostitute sex slave like me

I was quoting Earl Sweatshirt, a confirmed nigga

"Do you wanna hear Joni Mitchell, asshole? You ever heard Joni Mitch-fuck your shuttin' mouth!"

damn :(
nigga...

"...before you see the light you must die"

(Hello, Nickelodeon headquarters)
Hi, sorry to disturb you this late in the night
Uh, I have a serious inquiry directed toward Nickelodeon, uh
My question is WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?
You know y'all used to have some FIRE BITCHES
When I turn on the TV I'm trying to see my favorite bitches
Zoey101? Jennette McCurdy? Oh my God
And now all you got is these preteens
Bruh, I'm not a pedo
I'm not trying to look at these little kids and get aroused
Now I can't watch Nickelodeon with my dick in my hand anymore
Now I'm fucking upset
This is some fucking bullshit

I'M FINNA BANG THIS BITCH THE FUCK OUT

more gum than the underside of a ghetto school desk

Guilt wanted a moment of my time
I asked, "Guilt, what could I possible do for you?"

Guilt said "I've touched many. The good, the bad, the ones you think
Would be impervious to my persuasions, and I've reduced them to
Mere shell of themselves
I take the very strong, the heroic, the weak and the despicable alike
I invade their every thought and movement
Their marriages fail, they become depressed, despondent
Some of them are unable to hold on
But most come out better."

I asked, "How could that be? How could anyone become better by
Having been put through so much pain?

Guilt said, "I make them see themselves for what they are."

I asked, "Whats the point?"

Guilt said, "THat's the problem I'm having, I've come to hate myself, I hate what I do. I feel awful."

"So, youre feeling the wrath of god?" I asked

Guilt looked at the ground and nodded
Guilt then looked up and said, I can't get to you, I've tried and tried. Nothing seems to work."

"What do you think that is?", I asked

Guilt answered, " Because you're a monster."

I said "It took you this long to figure that out?"

Song?

...

(Konichiwa Records Headquarters)

"What are you, stupid?
I told you no eating in my jacuzzi.
What's wrong with you?
Yeah, get me studio one.
Listen, I want some rain, thunder and some hells bells, alright?
Just tell him to stick to the script, ok?
Do it."

*Phone hangs up*

Listen
You can not stop this
You can not escape it and you can't turn it off
So I'd appreciate your kind consideration in this matter
Sir or Mam would you please turn it the fuck up
Do it

I present to you
Unleashed in the east
Best dressed in the west
Sorted in the north
Without a doubt in the south
The queen of queenbees
Lioness of Juda
Phoenix from the ashes risen
Undefeated, undisputed, featherweight champion
On all five continents

World record holder with a high score of two gazillion in Tetris
Two-time recipient of the Nobel prize for super foxiest female ever
And war time consigliere to the Cosa Nostra

She split the atom, invented the x-ray, the cure for AIDS, and the surprise blindfold greeting
She performed and choreographed the fights for Bruce Lee in Enter the Dragon
And Game of Death and still does stunt doubles for Jackie Chan on the weekends
She suckerpunched Einstein, outsmarted Ali, and even outsuperfreaked Rick James

She's the founder and CEO of Konichiwa Records
The most decorated professional field operative in the industry and in the streets
With a perfect track record since kindergarden where she used to whoop schoolboy ass

She's listed in section 202 of the United Nations Security Act of 1979
As being too hot to wear tight sweaters on international airspace

In this world of tension, pressure and pain
She is known by men and women of all origin and faith
For her wisdom, compassion, and relentless
Determination in the quest to get paid

I LOOOOVE YOOOOU JESUUUUUS CHRIIIIIIIST

"He come to me with money in his hand
He offered me, I didn't ask him
I wasn't knocking someone's door down, I was running from that
When I got out, I was in that
I was already through that, I had that
I had the studio, I went to the studio
I went to Vox Studios. I had it all, and I looked at it and said, 'This is a bigger jail than I just got out of.'
I don't want to take my time going to work
I got a motorcycle and a sleeping bag
And ten or fifteen girls
What the hell I wanna go off into -- and go to work for?
Work for what, money? I got all the money in the world
I'm the king, man
I run the underworld, guy
I decide whos does what and where they do it at
What am I, gonna run around and act like I'm some teenybopper somewhere, for somebody else's money?
I make the money, man, I roll the nickels
The game is mine
I deal the cards."

its like he started talking about something but didnt know where it would lead so he just kept talking and hoped for the best.

BOW BOW BOW BOW SHOOT FIRST ASK QUESTIONS LAST THAT'S HOW THESE SO CALLED GANGSTAS LAST WOCKA FLOCKA FLAME

Fuckers in school telling me, always in the barber shop
Chief Keef ain't bout this, Chief Keef ain't bout that
My boy a BD on fucking Lamron and them
He, he they say that nigga don't be putting in no work
SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Y'all niggas ain't know shit
All ya motherfuckers talk about
Chief Keef ain't no hitta Chief Keef ain't this Chief Keef a fake SHUT THE FUCK UP Ya'll don't live with that nigga
Y'all know that nigga got caught with a ratchet
Shootin' at the police and shit
Nigga been on probation since fuckin, I don't know when! Motherfuckers stop fuckin' playin' him like that
Them niggas savages out there
If I catch another motherfucker talking sweet about Chief Keef I'm fucking beating they ass! I'm not fucking playing no more You know those niggas roll with Lil' Reese and them

THE SCREEN DOOR SLAMS

I know Thisniggaugly is a separate track but i can't listen to Earl without it

Blood on the leaves intro is god tier the buildup comes naturally, too bad the rest of the song is bad.

uhhhh Id like to report a murder... a dead body or somethin

Where at?

In da alley

*glass breaks*
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE