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Asian male superiority edition

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what if we as america turned all these areas green and stopped the desire to emigrate?

How would you do that?

*burps*

heyyyyyy buddy!

nice cock

piss was expecting odds

no rerolls allowed

are Americans the most noble people?

no, finland is

anyone /bc/ here?

no

ME

i read today that british columbia is actually less white than washington next door

cum dead again

You can thank Vancouver for that.

This Canadian weeaboo walks up to you on the street at tells she'll have sex with you if you pledge elegance to the Peoples Republic of China.

What do?

I am Vancouver incarnated

Can't sleep

Sure

no

how chinese do you think the province will be in the last census?

>hungover at work

i fucking blame denmark

Make it marriage, and we have a deal.

Only if she pledges allegiance to my cock.

Usually when you hear the word "cum", what do you think of?
Semen, male ejacualte, a cumshot. Definitely something related to sex and bodily fluids.

But in this case "cum" is merely an abbreviation of Canada, United States and Mexico.
And this is why the name of this general is so naughty but at the same time funny!

That's my future wife, stop it.

Your future wife is my future cum dumpster.

why did you give this fuckhead his own show?

please keep him

OK, I'll do my best to make China more elegant. But why does she care about China when she's a weeaboo?

what a fuckhead

ya wey...

*revives cum*

italians are subhuma-

youtube.com/watch?v=FTCpZD_E_ak

*lets it die peacefully*

I am still in a dream
snake eater

CAUSE YOU'RE SO SUPREME

dumb question, how do I apply humble bundle coupons? When I click "redeem now" it takes me to the checkout screen, but its showing full price, and I don't see a "apply coupon" option

I am aren't I?

Why the hell do my images not upload sometimes?

I'm at work you guys

the sun isnt up

WOOMUBBAWOOOOOOOOOOOO

Do you ever sleep?

i love you

you must be real proud of yourself

I'm lonely and tired and it's 4 AM.
Why isn't there such a thing as a girlfriend for hire? Like prostitution but longer and they actually have to give a damn.

bc
burnt crispy

if you don't need sex from them, just go to a culture pals thread

You don't understand, I need a woman by my side. If I was content with screens I would be content with my waifu but she'll never be real and I need a real woman, but it's a viscious cycle because anime made me unable to find real women as attractive even though I'm still decent and social interactions and am not a complete outcast.

I like it when my bf sticks his male genitalia in my anus

Am I gay?

are there cuddling services where you live?
some women charge $60/hour here for that, they're in a different blanket layer

>different blanket layer
Wtf I hate women now

>la caida de edgar was 11 years ago

peche pendejo guey!

pics x

Are you ⬆or⤴?

WE WAZ KHANS

hi /cum/-chan

luv u

Morning bebi. I'm finally awake!!

CAN YOU HEAR ME IM SCREAMING

I KEEP SCREAMING BUT GOD WONT ANSWER

gud morrning ~
oh u hav a beautiful voice

now its been a billion years
I have cried a billion tears
for what I never knew
now my reign is through
but through eternal night
the twinkling of starlight
so very far away
maybe it's only my birth day

how was ur sleep

A Chinese girl just kissed my dick

@77301014
my what a sweet dream u had

Cana-chan? Ur finally back!!

I didn't
I've only been sleeping every 2 nights on average for the past month+. I'm probably going to die, I know.
pic unrelated: my sweet little leopard gecko

I licced a clit and I liked it
The taste of her moist lil' sexpit
I licced a clit just to try it
Hope my sleeping mom won't mind it

It felt so good
It felt so right
I been liccin my mom's phat old clit all night

plz go asleep u need sleep u know.

Vietnamese are masterrace.

not impressed

I like Vietnamese girlfeet with long monkey toes

Many of them here, plenty of them like western penises too

North or south?
Where are the best toes

Pic related, Vietnamese girlfeet from Hanoi

cant for the life of me figure how to remove the shortcut to the trash can on KDE and theres zero (0) advice online. fuck linux sometimes seriously this should be so fucking simple fuck you

@77301378
@77301418

You can't
It's part of the KDE kernel and you'd have to change some entries in the hosts file and mnt folder to change the setting it's very complicated and only for seasoned GNu users with whitehat experience

is footkraut trolling me?

@77301565

Just buy a MacBook

>taking shit from footkraut
pathetic

i found a workaround

nope. not me

Please don't tell me you un ironically filter people

only footkraut and temporarily for flags of feces/black cock spammers

...

i support suur suomi

wtf i love canada now

>i support suur suomi
wtf?!?! i hate canada now!!

SUUR TÕLL

...

what does the apple mean. what does kurva anyatok mean

Well I think I found something I can work at for only a month, a warehouse thing

I will go in there in 2 hours and see if it will work or not and apply, wish me luck. This will be the second time I have ever worked anywhere ever

oOoo~
yum yums!

not sure about the apple, kurva anyatok mean "fucking your mother" in Hungarian

Check em

I love to kiss women

People who only post face pictures on tinder or other fuck me apps should be gassed. I know you're a whale.

Superliked a pansexual feminist in an open relationship on tinder about 10min ago

theres fucking heavy machinery being operated by the city 5 metres from my room, just on the other side of my backyards fence, waking me up. this should be illegal wtf

go out there and tell them to stop it