Britcuck (((media)))

>Britcuck (((media)))

it's not everyday you see a whale walking on the beach

WOW AMY SCHUMER LOOKS LIKE THAT?

>knockout
somebody knock me out i just saw amy schumer's body and don't want to be conscious anymore

is the Daily Mail doing sarcasm now?

this cant be a real article

>lower back tattoo

really?

>This is a "knockout" body in America

>America
>Daily Mail
>.co.uk

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Seriously,how could anyone, even Schumer, not take this is sarcasm.

>this is a 10/10 in america

Imagine being a surfer on the beach when all of a sudden a whale shows up and everyone starts calling it formal names like its human

>this is a 10/10 in britain

>dailymail.uk

>this is literally a 10/10 in bong land

According to dailymail it's a 10/10 in the UK. More like a 3 here.

I would unironically pound that pussy into dust

I bet she has fantastic tits
Could see her on facialabuse tbqh

Think the entire article is satire

>it's an amerifats are too fucking stupid to understand sarcasm episode

Of course Brits would praise ugly people

You do realise Daily Mail stands against EVERYTHING that Schumer campaigns for, right?

It's satire. Instead of going "UGH LOOK AT THIS UGLY BITCH" they claim she's hot, not to make her seem 'hot', but to show people she's a lard ass.

And no, this 10/10 in bongland is such a stupid meme. Nobody thinks she's a 10/10. No country does.

Besides, USA controls the worlds media, which is why everybody thinks USA is the sexiest nation and UK is the worst. Because they don't show attractive Brits and you don't get into show biz unless you're attractive in USA. Oh and people in USA and the world think Brits are American.

>If Steven Hawking was British he would have died under the NHS

Wew.

Why would you wear a bikini with such a shit body?

> Knockout Body

>mfw "knockout" is being used as an insult

>UK is the worst

You need to leave Sup Forums. No one thinks the UK are the worst looking nation. Plenty of UK actresses make the sexiest lists.

Kek
>Besides, USA controls the worlds media, which is why everybody thinks USA is the sexiest nation and UK is the worst.
So you admit it? People do like us?

The UK is basically like the worst of America rolled up into a single nation.

>knockout body

They're not wrong. My dick is out for the count.

>knockout

Ill knock her the fuck out if thats what they mean

Yeah but they are just saying that to be PC and polite.
This really IS at least better than average in the states she's probably below average weight for women of her age actually. Stay fat guys.

yes but 95% of your women are 3's. They are just being nice as to not get a Johanna hill reaction out of her.

Fake news if I ever saw it.

I don't get this, she's obviously ugly if you aren't a virgin so why do people lie? Bitch looks like shit.

jfc fuck yo OP made me spit my drink

it's post-irony. satire, whatever you want to call it. pretty good way to deal with this imo. calling her ugly is just going to generate butthurt thinkpieces. if you let her body speak for itself nothing can ever change the reality of the situation

beat (((them))) at their own game

This picture is Trumps worst nightmare

Who wrote that article, Stevie Wonder?

everyone that said she wasn't perfect for Barbie just got BTFO

It's a knockout body because she's built like '88 Tyson

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Amy what the fuck are you doing? Your audience is fat women and young fat teenage girls who think if you can make it you can. You look like a average burgerland woman now. Hell I would do you after being rejected all night. YOU ARE ALIENATING YOUR AUDIENCE. EAT LIKE YOUR CAREER DEPENDS ON IT BECAUSE IT DOES.

>that look in their eyes
did.....they.....?

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lol stfu