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Fashy ed

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Oo ahh up the RA

The tory vision of life in britain is one whereby the only joy people take in life is working and shopping. Through both of which the british serf is supposed to be convinced that he is slowly but surely advancing in his class position. By working more and more he's gaining a chance to own some capital and by shopping more and more he's getting more and more to show for his increasing wealth. The subservient serf truly believes that with his efforts, he, or at least his children will be fraternising with the gentry of the UK. "I mean look at Kate Middleton she has done it, its clearly possible" he says to himself.

but in truth, the gentry and the elite by and large despise him and laugh at his feeble attempts to ascend. he will never truly ascend, they will never truly allow him into their clubs, regardless of how much he accumulates. Instead they sell him this dream of class-aspiration to make him a good worker and a good consumer for their firms and their products.

In the olden days you could use this example: imagine a lowly serf rising to the position of a local genteel person. He'd be trying harder and harder to get an audience with a king scrupulously spending money, making connections, paying bribes and doing 'loyal actions' like rising regiments, only for the king to say to him: 'you rose a regiment? good man! you should join them'

Because the yank political system is completely retarded and leads to constant gridlock by design.

18/44 heil hitler

...

honestly hate pigeons

>have a wank
>wake up at 4pm the next day

>didn't wank yesterday
>wake up at 9am

Baffling

lel

>mate laying on your bed
>does this
what do

damn it mate gotta fap now lol

is "have a wank" code for boshing 50mg of diazepam by any chance

every yankposter in /brit/ is a turbororke

shouldn't be a problem since /brit/ is rorke majority

pics x

post fucking machines

seagulls are worse

utter utter spasticated runt mongolian insectoid

abc.net.au/news/2017-07-18/justine-damond-fiance-desperate-for-answers/8719296
start at 0:33
>it was justine that called nine eleven

also watch the whole thing, it's pure yankkino
>keeps saying "dear"
>at 1:38: she was so kind and so darn funny. she made us all laugh with her great wit and her humour

anyone remember 9/11
that sure was wacky

you talking to me?

you must be talking to me

that's crazy. I don't think I've ever heard someone say the phone number that way

if I wanted to bust your balls I'd tell you to go home and get your shinebox

*walks away and talks to someone else*

>it's only 20 past 9
fuck SAKE

Made the decision to pull an all-nighter 4 hours ago and I'm already struggling.

i thought you said, YOU were alright, spider

rorkes wanted her to die

what's with chet giving him a back massage in the rear

wanked

bottom button left open
inch of shirt cuff showing
nice ruffle on the hankie
points lost black shirt light jacket and no tie

his ex-wife's son
like I said, yankkino, and nothing is more yankish than erotic father/ son relationships

one dog goes one way and the other dog goes the other way
and this guy's saying 'what do you want from me'

*insults you*

bit gay

>Officer Mohamed Noor

fucking dire

insult THIS
*punches u*

medium rare... an aristocrat

how did I know the yank would blame the muslims for this?

Now go home and get your fuckin' shinebox

because it was a muslim who shot her?

*restrains you*
Don't need another great war son. You lads have form for starting them.

Hmm.

youtube.com/watch?v=zzToPfCPqyE

nah nah nah you insulted him a little bit, you got a little out of order yourself
you insulted him a little bit

in an official capacity
who hired that muslim?

you're right, we shouldn't hire muslims

what is this drivel

i'm gonna go get the papers get the papers

stupid whore camgirl won't play prokofiev

Any Shia man in?

it's clearly the police's fault
the guy had previous complaints as well
why are yanks so cucked by their police and always have to back them up

the yank cop story is like something you couldn't make up if you tried

twitter.com/samanthamaiden/status/887146214138953729?s=09

>another greens senator resigning due to citizenship issues

AHAHAHAHAHA THEY'RE LITERALLY FINISHED

Absolue powderkeg this world.

>why are yanks so cucked by their police and always have to back them up
who is backing them up?

>However after Scott's shock discovery, I immediately sought legal advice, and was devastated to learn that because of 70 year old Canadian laws I had been a dual citizen from birth, and that Canadian law changed a week after I was born and required me to have actively renounced Canadian citizenship.

The absolute STATE

Reminder: She wouldn't have died if she was in her own country.

Rorke just wants to save lives.

>police break down your door and shoot your dog in the head
>thank you master

>These snide jokes about yanks by brits
You assholes no longer have the upper hand. Your dysfunctional country has enough of it's own problems to worry about. At least we can protect ourselves from a fucking home invader.

>At least we can protect ourselves from a fucking home invader
Apparently not

>assholes
fuck off yank

I was looking through Youtube live & found the stream.

ahh yes, it's a minority snitches on himself episode

thinking about going to tescos to get sandwic

America is much worse though

99% of people shot by police deserve it. not this instance though.

absolute state of yanks, just LOOK at them

American Police are a product of their environment. If they didn't have to deal with the insanely high risk of mortality they would be as relaxed as Brit Bobbies.
simple as

>The United States of America in this current year is much worse off than the fucking United Kingdom

Get fucking real you jizz slurper

Get fucking real

toil commences in just 15 hours lads

good post
brit police don't have to deal with niggers shooting at them all the time

grim

*gets fucking shot*

Says the guy who has his government questioning the publicly voted referendum yet again.

t. 56%

the united states can easily handle sliding into status because of how little socialism we have and how concentrated problem people are

Says the guy who has his government questioning the publicly voted election yet again

>into status
brazil status is what i meant to write

Not saying it's good. You get your gun thinking it's a home invasion and it's really the cops in a mix up you're fucked mate.

tinder game has completely fallen off the cliff; gone from getting at least 1-2 matches a day at the start of the year to getting maybe a couple every 2-3 weeks now
havent changed anything on the profile neither

>can't even protect yourselves from the police
the absolute state

>*shoots back*

Love a jaffa cake me

glad drumpf will be removed soon
this joke has gone on long enough

>You get your gun thinking it's a home invasion
yeah a guy knocking at the door shouting "this is the police" in broad daylight is definitely easily mistaken as an intruder

What are some good places to eat English breakfast in London?

good post

>see fb post about COD 'back in the day'
>think it'll be the first one or Big Red One
>it's World at War
fucking hell, people will be nostalgia-ing over ACII next

timothy james byrne's flat in wycombe

>London
>English

The Wife's Son

I think we've all been on t'interwebs long enough to know that doesn't always happen.

might throwup during cardio

Check out the Al Jizzya in the West End. The eggs are to die for!

the algorithm favours new profiles

exactly what a home invader would say

look for where english looking people in hard hats and hi-vis go.

>h-haha I may be bleeding to death but at least I s-shot you back
>got you good bro

people are younger than you
wow
is your mind sufficiently equipped to deal with this?

the vast majority of times that is how it happens and no one is shot, m'retard

@77298326
im afraid im not able to reply to you due to that utterly disgusting trip, good day