Why?

Why?

nepotism and meme nazi bad guys are funny.

its almost like kevin smith stumbled into making one cult classic 20 years ago and has been riding that fame ever since

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FUCKING

man clerks is a good movie but pretty much everything kevin smith makes these days sucks dick. people would hate him if he didn't make clerks and mallrats and etc.

I watched this movie on netflix, "holidays" - the premise was sorta like that ABC's of Death movie, where they got a bunch of different directors to direct different movies in an anthology (a la creepshow) but the catch was each one had to be about a holiday.

kevin smith had one and it was absolutely awful - crude to the point where it wasn't even funny (literally sausage party teir humor) with that dude from that meme cooking show where they put bacon on everything (epic food time or some shit)

I hate kevin james - tusk was okay though

even canadians hate it

his daughters are cute but the "dude weed lmao Nazis are evil amirite guys" plot turns me off from watching it.

Why the long face to girl on right?

LEAVES GET RAKED

He mentions in the Joe Rogan Podcast that he only made this movie for his daughter to star in and that it is directed at preteen girls.

He also pretty much accepts that it is trash and is meant to be watched at 1am while flicking channels.

dads forcing their kids into shit they aren't good at.

her leg is bent weird at her kneecap as well.

fuck i didn't even notice

any webms?

why so you can jerk off to it.

jesus do you have any standards?

i don't

Why? So Johnny boy can perv on his 17 year old daughter in yoga pants.

>from the director of clerks and tusk Them telling me it's from that jerkoff makes me think even less of it. Should have left that out.
And what kids are going to find jokes about Canada funny?

>Senior party

Fuck off. We don't speak like that. Watch some Trailer Park Boys, Kev and you'll learn some things about Canada.

I'm not going to apologize for Trump but I'm so sorry Canada that Kevin Smith made this.

>Im peers with the all time greatest action directors

Post webms of Smith's ugly daughter's body.

>Johnny Depp's career
JUST

Listen to his interview on Joe Rogan podcast. He talks about it. Essentially he didn't give a fuck if the movie was bad because he made it for a very specific group of young girls he though would like it. He wanted a Jay and Silent bob/Clerks type film for teenage girls.

I usually hate this female pandering crap but his reasons were pretty solid and I kind of respect where he's coming from. This movie was still not as awful as fucking Tusk. Tusk is to the worst movie I've seen in my life.

Only one of them is his daughter, the other is Johnny Depps daughter. The thicc one is kevin smiths daughter.

No one actually cares, leaf. The less the rest of the world knows aboot Canadia, the better, eh?

>>>/oot/

Harlious. In dogman, Kevin (silent bob) says he thinks it's hot when a girl says "sorry abooooottt datttt". A like he wrote.

Yoga hosers his daughter proceeds to say "sorry aboooottt dattt". 20 times.

Kevin smith is making soft core jerk off porn of his daughter by him for him

so he admitted he was a hack fraud with no talent or original ideas?

finally i can sleep at night.

>Tusk is the worst movie I've seen
so you've only seen two or three movies? you'll fit right in on Sup Forums.

nigga named his kid after his first waifu he's fapped numerous times to
he's got a bit of a complex going on

>so he admitted he was a hack fraud with no talent or original ideas?

He said he makes the movies he wants to make and he doesn't care if people like them. So pretty much.

Tusk is shit, get over it Kevin.

Someone post his tweets about him fucking his wife,

when you say "i make movies and i don't care if people like them" that makes him a fucking liar even though he viciously attacks his critics in the past for panning his past movies.

what a fucking fraudulent hack Smith is.

got you senpai

>act like a crazy bitch
>husband throws iphone at me
>his career is over and so is mine but i still get a shit load of money.

Teenage girls hate this movie so whats his excuse for making it now?

>that look in their eyes
did.....they.....?

yeah, his "I did this for the teens" doesn't make a lot of sense when it's a puppet master rip-off. the people who'd be interested are older and mostly male.

ya

I'm telling you, listen to the interview. It's pretty embarrassing at times. He talks about how his friends gave up their dreams to help him make his movies and then turns around and says he doesn't care if his movies are good while Joe Rogan just rants about random ass shit that has nothing to do with what his guest is saying as usual kek. it's hilarious.

I'm surprised producers still fund his shit with that attitude kek.

please!!

...

I made it about 10 minutes into it. It was fucking atrocious.

>typical day in the Smith household
>Kevin sees Harley walking around the house dressed like a slut
>cleavage out, ass cheeks hanging out the bottom of skin tight booty shorts
>sudden uncharacteristic vitality overcomes his doughy body
>tears through the house searching for his wife
>lifts his wife over his shoulder caveman style, runs to the bedroom and plows her like an animal
>screams "OH HAR-- JENNIFER!" as he cums

A true degenerate, but I don't blame him.

>yoga hosers thread
>no webms

shame

Implying he doesn't just smoke weed all day, begging his wife to fuck him once a week. While he watches his hidden camera in Harley's room and bathroom

he probably doesn't even do the hidden camera. he probably just jerks off to her instagram pics

because nobody would torment themselves to go through the movie and make them.

this would only work with a full on lesbian porno in the middle of it
i feel like this is what KS wanted but he didn't have the stones to make it happen

As a Canadian I find his obsession with us really annoying.

he's basically canada's answer to a weeaboo

Bringo!

a cuckaboo

sorry you're about to get a wave of annoying liberals coming up north.

Kevins daughter is bangin tho
mmmph, look at them jeans man. Makes me want to ..Ahhh

Only downside is if you watch the movie she looks just like him when she makes certain faces.

>the old "it was meant to be bad" meme

Didn't he say the same thing when he was crying like a faggot because nobody liked his Bruce Willis Tracy Morgan cop movie?

no he pulled the "bruce was so hard to work with" excuse

Kevin Smith is proving that he's always been a shit director and this whole "i don't care" is a thin layer of bullshit.

>kevin reading this thread

Harley's body is rekable, but she's a butterface. The ideal scenario is to date Johnny Depp's qt spawn. Take her out, show her off, do couple stuff, have some vanilla sex in the missionary position. Then, when you're not together, you sneak off and absolutely demolish Harley in all the filthy ways you can imagine as your own personal sperm receptacle.

didn't the nails go through Jesus's hands?

South Park seems to have found an audience with it

You know why.

What about her tightly squeezed cleavage?

because kevin smith wants to fuck his daughter and if he can, johnny depp's daughter as well.

LOL Im just pretending to suck

Got you covered.

Those would tear right through the palm under the weight of the suspended body, user. The wrists make for sturdier supports.

Popular art often depicts them (also stigmata) in the hands, though.

she should find another friend so she isnt the ugly one. It would help her career

>naming your daughter after a comic book character that you've wanted to fuck for years

Honestly where did it go wrong?

Chasing Amy is still in my top 10 favorite movies. Was it too much weed nowadays? I kinda don't want him to do a Clerks 3 now.

Personally, I find this scene to be the best. It evokes kind of friendship only teenage girls can have.

he just doesn't have it anymore I don't think.