Poorly describe a band's discog
>We have fun here
>We have fun here part 2 (acoustic version)
>Write pop metal about how fun heroin is
>Heroin is less fun, now with more subtle music
>I'm going to kill myself with this drug, also we make sludge metal now
>Our singer died
>Let's write our most famous album again except now with no good riffs, and fuck GOD LMAO
>damn zeppelin is good i wish they were a psych band, too bad our recording equipment sucks
>damn zeppelin is good, also we have good recording equipment now
>we just made one of the most experimental grunge albums ever, also we're popular
>man mainstream success is awesome
>man mainstream success is awesome, now with worse songs
>hey... you guys still like us right?
>huge mainstream success
>fuck the mainstream, also surf rock and prog is so cool
>FUCK THE MAINSTREAM, we make garbage now
>Prog Skramz!
>I LOVE YOU DARLING BUT I ALSO HATE YOU
>Dude what if we did a concept album about a mentally ill writer, and every song is a short story or poem by said writer that offers insight into his suffering and tragedy
>This box full of stuff, like, means stuff to people
>We're young, fuck it, let's make a damn good metal album
>God fucking dammit I blew out my voice, better call my mate
>Okay I think I got the hang of this "clean vocals" thing, I'll take it from here
>I like the idea of this dark rock thing, let's push it a little more
>Wow criminology is cool
>Wow criminology is REALLY cool
>Okay, let's throw some pop into the mix and see what happens
>This is a winning combination, let's make more
>...throw in a little prog?
>Fuck yeah, that worked, more prog
Alice in Chains?
La Dispute?
>we're young, we're angry, we scream, we rap, and our riffs are simple
>more angry young man, now with shoegaze and no rapping
>let's do the shoegaze thing, but for the whole album
>WAIT REMEMBER HOW ANGRY WE ARE
>nah nvm i'm older now i just wanna make shoegaze
>yeah guys, i guess we can do something a little heavier...
>please i just wanna make dreamy alt rock
>hey we make dreamy alt rock now (haha its still shoegaze)
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Seconding this. I literally can't think of any other band this applies to.
Nailed it, DARLING
>LMAO RAPE
>god i missed my friends, but i feel a little sad...
>i don't have friends, maybe i'll just die
>i want to kill myself
Brand New?
>FUCK YOU
>FUCK YOU also *invents sludge*
>FUCK YOU also d'you like jazz?
>3 again
>Nobody cares about this one
>Or this one
>Can we please forget this exists thanks
>just uh... write some simple poetry while we jam, it'll be fine
>we did some film shit, also new singer
>let's jam some more, but we're a lot better now
>hm.. what if we made these jams into songs
>nah fuck that let's jam and make ambient music
>well i guess we have to sing now, let's do the last album again
>maybe we can just jam some more?
>uh, A F R I C A N R H Y T H M
>yeah that worked, let's keep jamming
>bro what the fuck are we doing
>bro what the fuck are we doing (2)
>our old singer is back, but we still have no clue what to do. also we quit
>*invents a genre*
>the last album but more atmospheric
>we're noisy now
>we're experimental now
>we alt rock now
>ok lets make an album that combines the sounds of all the previous ones and then go on "hiatus" (break up)
>we're going on a ride through the desert ina shitty road to the coast
>we're still driving and it's really hot
>still driving on a desert, but we're on the highway now
>still driving on a desert highway but it's getting darker
>we can see the city coast by now. We are at the shore and it's full night by the time the album ends
>we are eating grilled salmon by the shore. One of the best meals of our lives
>we are walking down the shore, thinking if we should go to the club or not
Pic unrelated
>WAIT SO HOL UP *smacks lips* HOL UP ... YOU SAYING... HOL UP... SHIET... HOL UP... YOU NIGGAS SAYING... SHIET MAN.... *eats watermelon* HOL UP *chicken grease is covering them* HOL UP WE CAN COMBINE FUNK AND METAL
>yeah that worked, also i like zappa and crimson
>i'm bored with mainstream success, let's make some really avant-garde
>why are we still popular... okay, uh let's do that again, but with prog and psych that'll get them
>well we just had our biggest hit, so let's just write simple shit
>wait why aren't we popular, look here's some popular people right now
>i guess we aren't popular anymore, let's just make funk-drone
>hey we're back, look we're still goofs
>XDXD
>alright seriously we're back now
Earl?
ding ding
nope
wild guess...Modest Mouse?
Not at all
Easy one
>I'm angry
>I'm sad and angry
>I'm just sad now
>I like the Beatles
>I FUCKING LOVE THE BEATLES and also heroin
>RIP
MGMT
Perl Jam
Idk Primus?
Faith no more?
>*rips off Depechee Mode and Skinny Puppy*
>Oh, so you think you can laugh at me? (*Also rips off Ministry*
>*Invents his own sound* K you like depression
>Okay, I am going into my own direction with sound, I am also sad as fuck
>Still fairly sad, not gonna kill myself, also HARDROCK LMAO, i am angry btw
>I like electro-stuff now! i am angry btw
>Brb experimenting
>wtf how i am still angry and sad. Have garagey industrial thing.
>Fuck anger, I just wanna be sad.
>Okay, I can be angry again
>Time for some depressing anxiety
NIN
Black Flag
nine inch nails
Correct on Black Flag
>some brutal masterpiece and the rest of the album is just medieval weezer
>the same as the previous album
>we're doing orchestral and jazz now
>we're doing light comfy songs now
>fuck lyrics
>fuck recording in studios
>see ya space cowboy
>NEW WAVE IS COOL
>more of the previous
>we're half commercial half the same
>we're old and doing weird things but still good
>we're losing our touch
>we definitively lost our touch
this one is pretty easy but
>NOISY + PRETTY
>JUST SORT OF WEIRD
>LIVE TRIBAL
>SOFT FOLKO
>CRAZY TRIBAL
>ACOUSTICS + SCREAMING
>PSYCH POP
>PSYCH POP WITH ABRASIVE-ISH STUFF
>PSYCH POP WITH SYNTHS ONLY
>ABRASIVE-ISH PSYCH POP BUT NOT AS GOOD
>PSYCH POP WITH SYNTHS ONLY BUT NOT AS GOOD
Animal Collective
yessir
>Proto-punk with a wah-wah pedal
>We like saxophones and long jams
>Y'all mind if the rhythm section is inaudible
>Shit reunion album
>Slightly better reunion album
Katatonia
Nailed it
>let's have fun!
>oh my god I'm such a fucking loser holy shit
>yes sir, clean as can be
>idk dude just throw lyrics in a bag
>let's sell out again
>let's have fun again
>let's sell out completely
>rock bottom
>is this even an album?
>we're back and more decent than ever
>holy fuck
>album that was cranked out in a weekend
Weezer?
yes
Qotsa
This
>This album is great!
>this album is different and a little weird, but still really good!
>This album is okay.
>these 8 albums suck cock