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I approve this thread.

Decent thread.

so everything jordan peterson did was for nothing?

Ortega bless

Someone is upset they are not nearly cool enough to be offered some cocaine.

Memeballs are cancer, heem urself OP

adan btfo

who the fuck is adan

Imagine actually being 12 and thinking 20 drinks in 3 hours is something unbelievable

>ultra heavy
Lmao so hard

Imagine having no life so you feel the need to brag about doing x amount of a drug online to strangers.

i still have no idea, whenever I see some post with "adan" or "the canadian" or "coral springs" i stop reading immediately

He shook his 1 finger.

Lol bitch

Imagine all the people

People don't realize how massive Schaub is.

will he ever recover?

Guys I'm really cool because I once did an illegal drug that isnt marijuana. Even cooler, I drank 20 drinks in 3 hours and the bartender couldnt believe it. Am I cool or what?

Don't even try to tell me this didnt happen or else I'll accuse you of never doing the cool drug I did.

lol, I knew /heem/ was fully of pussies and faggots but this just takes the cake.

Guys im really mad someone passively mentioned something

Settle down bud, gooby lol lmao!

20 drinks isn't that crazy a number depending on the drink. I've done about half of that and I'm not a big drinker.

>The best mma heavyweight of the world

The point is cocaine doesnt grant your liver and stomach immunity to alcohol.

dude you're still butthurt about someone doing drugs what are you 15 everyone has done them by the time they're 20 and nobody think they're cool because of it. grow the fuck up son.

Buddy is a moron and thinking with his inferior imperial measurement system brain. He's getting his numbers confused.

>t. never done drugs

lol your country doesnt even have legal weed faggot. Dont try to tell me about drug use. You even said the blow in your country is cut up.

Whats sad is youre so stupid you think I'm mad because someone used a drug. I dont gave a fuck. I use blow on rare occasion. But unlike you and adan I dont create stories and exaggerate.

lol there's the little reddit bitch reply again.

The average shot is 1 ounce.

750ml is the average size bottle of alcohol here.

So I drank less than a standard bottle of alcohol over a period of 3 hours, not to mention the food and the cocaine.

If you honestly don't think this is doable, you are either a child or an idiot.

that was over a decade ago we have the dark net now much better quality

>lol there's the little reddit bitch reply again.
LMAO i knew that would get to you.

i'm fucking around with you calm down kid

How old are you? I bet no older than 22.

Prove me wrong or dont reply at all.

Said the guy who larps about having a wife and child and successful HVAC business (with a secretary!)

Hahahaha now this faggot claims to have used to darknet to buy coke. He's doubling down on his larp.

American shot glass = 44 ml
British shot glass = 25 ml

maybe this is why you're confused

calm down nigga

add me on whatsup kid i'll show you around my house. i'm 38 and married.

Wrong.

Please stop posting about things you know nothing about.

>using whatsapp
>calling someone else kid

lmao

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shot_glass

little bitch

do you even work or are you a neet? every company in the world uses watsapp to organize shifts and keep in contact

in ausland a shot is 30ml

lol did you even read what you linked, stupid?

Roberson
Jackson
Neal
Menifield
Gomez

>tfw I could outdrug every here easily

rekt

how come girls on tinder chugging wine bottles give me shit about smoking weedo

can you not read column headings?

Probably because you make it your identity and you talk about it too much.

is Grass Tubman a goof fighter?

anyway kids i gotta go it was nice shitposting with you hope to see you again

t. guy who can slam a whole bottle of jack after just half a line of coke

Bris Ilsman is a great fighter my guy

cheers buddy

it only comes up because I don't drink alcohol

GSP texted Dana again begging to fight Bisping in November.

twitter.com/BloodyElbow/status/889893106744741888

that's not me and I have two secretaries

its happening, he and bisking discussed it on biskings show earlier

Stupid fucking fight I swear, I hope Jacare predicted the future where these two dumbfucks knock eachother out

why is it stupid?

gsp running from tyron, bisping running from romero and LLLWeidman.

I hope bisping breaks his ankle on his way to the cage.

Who can relate?

>romero and LLLWeidman.
lost and doesn't deserve it

3d chess buddeh

I know in America they call them flip flops but in Australia we call them thongs.

What do other countries call them?

Because everyone would rather see Bisping fight Romero or even weidman. Bisping or GSP will vacate belt after that fight making it as bland as FW

wonder if whittaker is shitting his pants, thinking he's getting an easy title vs bisking, instead he'll have to fight gsp

or thanking god for getting gsp to carry his name

MY MAN

Gsp will not defend against Whittaker goof

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and gsp does?

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I vant here lawyer -Brendan Schaub

was gunna right an essay but, tldr was yes

dude flip flops and thong sandals are two different types of sandals

Japonki, meaning Japanese

that nervous run up and faek overhand

GSP would be easier fight for Bobby with his great TDD than Bisping

Reply to this post if you're a pedophile

It's actually crazy to think that we were all talking about how GSP would never dare defend the belt vs Jacare, Yoel or Luke and now there's a chance he could fight Bisping for it and then defend vs Bobby

@77302349
nah

Roberto is just as bad for GSP'S health as Yoel

Spann vs Roberson
Jackson vs Stewart
Neal vs Waldon
Jolly vs Menifield
Ige vs Gomez

How do I predict if I don't know any of them?

Listen to the wind

Spann
Stewart
Neal
Waldon
Menifield
Gomez

Boy do they have dumb nicknames

Spann
Jackson
Neal
Menifield
Gomez

just guess you nugget. its just for making watching the snoopcast more fun

>Oh la-la! I am totally gonna fight this time guys, please pay attention to me tabarnak!

Who is the real champ of each division?

Just replace with jones and Whittaker.

why is he still considered a draw? i seriously think everyone is overestimatinig his drawing power now. I'm a really hardcore mma fan now and i started watching after he left and have never watched one of his fights and have no interest because of his wrestlefucking stigma. there's probably more new fans like me now than old ones that watched him before

The stock market is now good!

>Says on his podcast that he hates Mayweather cause he's a woman-beater
>On live TV: For sure you know I love me some Mayweather my guy

who here /reina/?

Nice strawman, douchebag

ufc.com/event/contender-series-july-25-2017#/fight

I at least look at their records and stats

its almost like he was doing his job

He would still be easily the biggest non Conor draw. He did millions while having consistently boring fights.

If they were smart they'd hold the card in Canada, but WME is not smart.