/180/: BETVICTOR WORLD MATCHPLAY DAY 4

The darting action is sure to intensify on the Fylde coast as the World Matchplay at Blackpool's Winter Gardens enters the last 16 stage. The winning mark has been slightly increased, with it now being the first to 11.

A very sedate match starts off Round 2 as unorthodox Serbo-Austrian Mensur Suljovic takes on the slow clogger Justin Pipe. The Gentle rather suitably gently made his way to victory over wobbling behemoth John Henderson with the Force (Of Friction) took advantage of Jelle Klaasen's recently repaired wanking wrist to annoyingly make it through. With Suljovic only beating Pipe on 2 occasions in 10, he'll need to hope the Taunton troglodyte has a torrid time.

The surprise fixture of the last 16 follows with angry inbred midget Darren Webster against Scumbag Brother Steve West. Norfolk's smallest man claimed a sensational come-from-behind victory over James Wade with his Essex opponent taking advantage of yet another Michael Smith TV tantrum. Given the superior big stage experience of Demolition Manlet, this should Simply be the end of West.

World #2 and whining Scotsman Gary Anderson meets ultra-chinned Ulsterman Daryl Gurney in a repeat of their classic 2016 Worlds showdown, amongst other TV meetings. Both players won against Dutch opposition in round 1: Gando averaged just shy of 102 versus Christian Kist, with Superchin coming from 9-7 to eliminate Benito van de Pas. Assuming neither man is still suffering from "jetlag" after returning from Las Vegas, this should be a great fixture.

Ending the evening are World #3 and fake Scotsman Peter Wright and Tenerife's Cristo Reyes. In what was a torturous struggle, Clownman eventually got the better of James Wilson while the Spartan's 101 average was too much for the cursed Robert Thornton. Wayne Mardle has picked Cristo to win this, so you can be guaranteed he won't as Wright will fluke through somehow like he always does.

Coverage starts from 7:00pm UK time on the new-look Sky Sports Action channel.

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youtube.com/watch?v=tK4Y1G-MCuo
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>Tonight’s matches (Best of 21 legs)
CAN'T CENSOR THE MENSUR v Justin "LE SLOW THROW MAN" Pipe
Darren "Demolition Manlet" Webster v Steve "Right About Now, Scumbag Brother" West
Gary "Big Game Counter" Anderson v Daryl "Sweet C4-line" Gurney
Snakeshite v Cristo "Tennereefy" Reyes

All matches must be won by 2 clear legs, with up to 5 extra legs played to decide a winner. If the match is tied after 5 extra legs, a final sudden death leg will be played.

>Day 3 roundup
pdc.tv/news/2017/07/24/betvictor-world-matchplay-night-three

cmon the MENS

>first year Bunt v first year Cross
Really hope Cross doesn't follow Bunt's path and implode after 2 years.

And we're on now.

>Pipe v Suljovic

...

Okay guys, if everyone chips in, maybe we can rise enough money for Pipe never to play again.

>this will never be a match in the Premier League

>that time when Pipe was a genuine consideration for the PL

I hope he goes the way of Caven, Newton, Hamilton et al.

It would have been great to have seen him qualify on merit just to see Barry Hearn's reaction

>his face when

>The Hammer
Guess he wasn't so ELITE after all.
>tfw you remember weZposting in the premier league threads back in the day

>first leg has taken about 5 minutes
Oh boy.

Where's Wez these days? Under the radar?

He had a bad shoulder injury and hasn't recaptured his form.

What is Suljovic speaching about after his check-outs?

64th on the overall Order of Merit and 98th on the ProTour OoM so will probably be going to Q-School in January.

His stupid lean was always going to fuck his throw.

...

Has there ever been a sadder news story than this: blackpoolgazette.co.uk/news/darts-ace-in-zoo-discount-blast-1-5847027

>news

I honestly feel bad for him

>poop

Neat 116 for Big Mens

>poop sulking
He's going to go into extra-slow grind mode

Justin Pipe's greatest moment

youtube.com/watch?v=tK4Y1G-MCuo

>only have meme stream without sound
Where to look?

LE D14 MAN!

>Painter angry
Well, isn't he always?

He just couldn't handle the PIPE.

>poop

Sport1 (or Sport1 live stream on FB)

Much appreciated medpack or fellow countryman living in the south having a swiss ip.

That feel when watching Sport1 and the TV picture freezes all the time due to heavy rain, strangely enough always when Poop is on the throw.

Oh wait...

...

>MENSUR
DON'T START CHOKING NOW

>1 hour 15 minutes for 16 legs

>

>gif
kek'd

Can't swipe the pipe!

GOOD
RIDDANCE
CUNT

>pushing Taylor-Barney again

based justin credible

>mfw Taylor-Barney episode

>who vs who

>42
inches tall

>tfw so hungover today I'm starting to feel good again now after being totally im Arsch all day

Nice 85 to break.

West looks beaten already.

What is he drinking?

THAT 306 IN 6 AND FINISHING ON THE BULL

>angry manlet

protein smoothie

>manlet struggling with the top of the board

>break throw
>on own leg score like a god
>screw up on doubles
>lose throw
Manlets...

These two are blobbing all over the place.

nails

>Fred West

>two hours of these farts

Hopefully it's going to end in 3 legs.

This has been incredibly boring.

>This Webster hating

You realize that in real life he'd think you're a weirdo and he'd kick your ass, right?

What would happen?

I actually like manlet, because he has more spirit than all the Bullys, Kimbos and Paedos of the circuit together. And West isn't that bad either. No showman, though.

THAT 133 FROM MANLET

>giving Pipe another dart

DAT 121

Quality darts!

Nothing really.

A quad segment, however... youtube.com/watch?v=6rj5upo1I2s

True, but in this match they've struggled like fuck for most of it.

>West hitting a 121 on D8
Nice.

>darren webster interview
oo arr moi luvver

If Gary and Peter win by a landslide, this is arguably one of the most boring darts evenings I've ever experienced.

Gando rape pls!

Clownman was woeful against Jammy Todger.

Cristo definitely has a chance.

Cmon gurney destroy the game raising miscounter

Just found a picture of the draw. Thought that Manlet plays Mens next, but he doesn't. Mens will most likely play Gando next, and Manlet will probably face Clown, which means there will be a clown and a manlet on stage.

>tfw gurney and gerwyn price will be in next year's premier league

>potential repeat of mensur-gando

Price will be comedy gold in the PL. His career will die.

>Taylor could meet Mikey in QF
Just fuck up his 16th senpai

After cadbury wins the world he will be there no room for roidlet

>thinking that will happen

>le giggling miscounting glasses man

>those Gurney misses
*bombs Blackpool*

The D4 of doom.

Do or die!

Does Whitlock stand a chance against MvG?

>Gando going off the wrong side of the stage

He gave him some tight games in the last months, but I fear he won't be able to seriously threaten him. Almost no one stands a chance against MvG at the moment.

All part of his plan.

Now he's not only miscounting, he's also miswalking.

>that rubbish eighth dart

Only way Whitty will get close is if he keeps his D20 game good and Autism starts doubling like he did in the back half of last night's match.

this is turning into some match

PUNISHED

THAT 121 ON THE BULL

incredible 2nd session

Gurney turnt up senpai.

>yfw Gando can't use the jetlag excuse if he loses

Cracking 104 by Gameraiser.

Nice checkout.

>gurney strutting around the stage
>gando just wants to start the next leg
RATTLED

>so many chances @ 170

>Gary lifting to throw his darts when Gurney hadn't cleared the board

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