WEURO Group B

Russia vs. Germany
Sweden vs. Italy

Starts in 15 mins.

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Germany vs russia is gonna be a proper dykefest

Reminder that we won 7/8 Euros

screenshot of those hijab wearing Russia fans?

We fuck it up this time.

2:0 for Russia

Wat?

im in

reporting in.

Match predictons, and post QTiest girls from any of the four teams.

wait i thought offside was at the feets not at the torso

Who's this?

Hnnnnng

could be 0:2 right now

That Fomina is quite scary :s

lena gößling

gol
Quality defending from Sweden

Russia 2-0 Germany
Sweden 4-0 Italy

Q-test:
Kemme (Germany)
Schough (Sweden)
Giuliani (Italiy)
Fomina (Russia)

wat

Russian no 18 looks like Stalin's second wife

Muh women defending

Fugg, patrician ratings.

Except Italy are beating Sweden.

like if the feets are in line to defenders its onside

Lena Gößling

every body part which i slegal to score a goal with

ERA PENAL

NO ERA!!!

whew, close call

Russian goalie is pretty qt

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>cheating
wat

looks like wrestling

Waifu rating tonight

1. Sweden
2. German
3. Italy
4. Russia

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Is it just an impression or is there way too many penalty this euro ?

3-1

Someone has a webm of the Swe and Ita goals?

it's alright since they foul each other like crazy

garbage refs just handing them out like happy meal toys. At least half of them were bullshit

>dykeball

>lesbian defending

Toleranspolisen är underrättad

>underrättad
Is that really a Swedish word?

sweden goal is a pen

Belgium goal vs Netherlands anyone?

>this isn't more entertaining than the men's euro snoozeball 0-0 games
>waifus
And I don't even watch this semen-slurping sport

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yes. what makes it sound "not swedish"?

>waifus
press F to pay respects to this upcoming generation of swedish """"""men""""""

>women's football has improved so much the past 20 years!!!
aber natürlich

how can they be this shit???????????

reminds me of the english goalie against Ibra

kek, thanks user

that was not bad.

Anyone else think women's football is totally funny? I'm not even trying to be mean but it's just like the movements and running, illogical choices and in general the restrictions of the female body make this hilarious to watch. I have to laugh all the time

> no Dabritz GF

underrättad sounds like you try to make an English word sound Swedish. But English and Swedish have common roots so it makes sense

the restrictions on their bodies are not the reason they suck. The fact that pretty much no female player in the world is a fulltimer and little girls only recently have been able to be tailor coached at a young age in all female squads is the reason the level of play is still fairly bad.

my fucking sides

>""people"" watch this

underrätta is the verb form of underrättelse comes from the german "underrichten/unterrichten".
It came into the Swedish vocabulary in the early 1600s

>not fantasizing what a whiff of blackstenius panties would smell like post-game
>name literally destined to get BLACKED
Who's the real man?

I wish I could find enjoyment in it, but it's overwritten by the cringe
troll? or do you think the 15-year-olds women lose to are full-timers who have been tailor coached? of course it's the restrictions of their bodies (and brains)

would dab in her ritz

>no female player in the world is a fulltimer

That's not true

>he hates sportscomedy
go be miserable somewhere else

Sweden and italy are both terrible

it's time to go back to /r4k/ m8

>leaving out essential words makes me right

You are ignorant as fuck if you don't think 15 year old boys at an A level youth squad like Barca or Bayern arent better coached than amateur girl squads at your local football team.

>an autumnleaf of a shot is considered a good effort and the goalkeepr had to punch it out
>the state of lesbian defending and goalkeeping

>being this pathetic
gentlemen this is supposed to be a swedish """"""man""""""

I do get a good laugh out of, especially seeing the summary of the Belgium match this morning

Did you just google that? Because if you actuallyt knew it beforehand then it's pretty fucking sad.

>that miss
i'm mad now

yeah but even a strong local team of 15-year-olds would beat women's teams. it doesn't take a youth Barca.
replace cringe with "second-hand embarrassment" then, autist.

There are womens full timer leagues in relevant countries

what?
at youth level here in Sweden they get more benefits, the best kits, the best training times and they're still shit m8

if their bodies are not the reason they suck then surely at youth level, they would be comparable to their male counterpart

>Kapitän
shouldn't it be Kapitänin?

>knowing my own language is sad
gentlemen once again the supposed swedish """"""man"""""" strikes once again

for the record, i googled it runeberg.org/svetym/1149.html

The Russian girls are highly disappointing.

Can someone please post a printscreen from when that Italian checked out her nails after she fell? Laughed so hard at that

the first term is valid for both male and female, while the second one is specifically female

pretty good defense though

what language?

The kitchen would be a better place for them than the pitch desu.

youtube.com/watch?v=_pqC563bX_w

>implying they can cook

>assuming my gender
appalling

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russian coach a cute

True, but there are only a few in that team who don't look mannish. Germany has better girls, then it's Sweden at the top.

t. never had a girlfriend internet sperglord

gentlemen the unstoppable mad"""man""" has successfully scored a hattrick

Thanks , based Frenchman. Nice goal.

>female özil

I want a Viktoriya gf

ok thanks.
german.

>defending random women
cringe Klaus

not as cute

plz moar

how can empty space be considered "cute"

I remember when some female "expert" (I think it's the current commentator) called Malin Moström "the swedish Ballack"

>female özil

Definitely not Manolo nope