Most devilish thing you did at the movie theaters

Left my empty soda cup underneath the seat without throwing it away

Shot a bunch of people, and didn't clean my brass up.

>YEAR TWOTHOUSAND TWENTY.
>GOING TO THE CINEMA THEATRE.

a couple asked if I knew the area before they left to eat dinner after a movie once.

i said no know even though I was quite familiar

>before my viewing of Suicide Squad I purchase a Large Beverage
>fill it up with Mountain Dew Code Red with light ice
>drink it and finish during the movie
>as I was leaving the theater I get an idea....
>I bring my empty cup back to the beverage station
>I pour a full cup of Raspberry Iced Tea
>then I leave the theater without paying for the refill

I'M SO DAMAGED

MOM'S GONNA FREAK

>be me at 10 years old
>with my mom and sister watching titanic for some fucking reason
>it's the part where the ship is standing up in the water
>guy falls and hits the propeller
>This makes a 10 year old me laugh

>didn't recycle my 3D glasses and took it home with me

>release snake during previews
>release mongoose when movie starts

What happens?

The tickets were controlled at the entrance of the complex, not per room, so I hid in the toilets after watching the first film and watched a second one for free, and I wasn't even old enough to see it.

Didnt put my phone on silent once

One time I looked at the hours for 3 movies, set up my day so after the movie ends I could just walk into the next movie as it was starting.

Spent a good half of the day in that theater watching 3 movies for the price of 1.

Snuck in despite the kinoplex having a no singles policy

I took a six pack of beer into a movie once. I hid all six bottles in different pockets of a pair of cargo pants. Drank it all with the chick I was with + left the empty bottles + did not get caught.

WOOT!

Got a blowjob from an older transsexual.

touched a girl's hand, didn't know her

JUST

how did you pass the guy taking them back at the exit?

Tell em I left them on the seat because that's what they do in Europe

Secretly jacked off in the cinema showers

they reenact scenes from pacific rim

Farted.

Touched some girls sitting next to me but I think they liked.

One time instead of turning my phone off, I set it to vibrate.

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I always get a large popcorn and a drink, and take all of the napkins with me.

I only use one napkin and throw the entire stack away at the end on my kino viewing.

they dont give a shit here user so i just took em

fingered my gf. Smelled like a dumpster and made the asian couple sitting next to us up and leave

ledeckyposted from my laptop while trailers were running

they said silence your phones, nothing about a laptop hahah

i was watching her break world records

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Kys

I've actually been wondering lately what happened to the Ledecky poster.

ruide

im always here, even when im not

brought lots of gum one time, chewed on each piece for a minute and stuck it on top of each seat in my row

filled a condom with yogurt until it looked way too filled but still humanly possible, tied and left it on the floor

I took a shit in the top row while watching Fast Five. It was so bad and I was so annoyed that I paid tonsee it that I needed to act out. I got away with it except that I got some of my own shit on my shoe. People were noticably put off by the smell mid-shit, but I assume they just thought it was a really smelly fart. I left immediately after finishing.

I should add that this was at a cinema I usually never go to and have only been back to once since. I'll admit I was nervous when I did. I was paranoid that they had a picture of my up in the box office labled "the shitter".

I routinely sneak booze into movies in a little flask

took a shit in my popcorn bag and flung my feces at the screen during a DC flick

you bettered the experience for everyone in that room, user

best prank i ever did

did you yell some classic Hawkeye quips before shooting those arrows?

Im dying

Aw, don't cry QT K80. You're the best athlete in the world and a warrior of the one true God, these Godless pedo heathens can't ever take that from you.

That poor bastard.

I know right? must suck to spill your entire bucket of popcorn. I feel more bad for the people who had to walk over it when they wanted to take the left exit

I go to the bathroom, wait for the stall to clear, then I chug my flask. Anyone have experience just doing it in their seat? I'm paranoid some obese busy-body would cause a scene.

Hawkeye talks in those movies? o_0

alcohol is for losers and brain-wrecks

Then why aren't you drinking?

I just fill a twenty ounce of soda with 1/4 soda 3/4 bourbon then have my gf bring it in in her purse. It looks like soda and they sell 20 ounce bottles there for people who don't want fountain soda too. I'm always hammered when we leave and the gf has to drive and we argue because I say she drives like a fucking chinaman though. Every fucking time.

snuck a deli sandwich in under my shirt

I took my boyfriend's virginity by riding him cowgirl in the final showing of Christmas With The Cranks. My cooch was too tight for his awful phimosis weiner and he tore his G string inside me. Neither of us got off but I felt worse for him since we had to sneak out with a blood spot blooming in his jeans like he was on a man period.

Sprayed cum right onto the seat in front of me after getting blown by my gf

She was honestly pretty fucking crazy, she didnt care if anyone was watching. she'd blow me right away. Every girl after that had to beat it into my head the idea of consent.

Feels bad man.

Had me sheila act like she was preggers and snuck in a bag of goon for me and me m8s under her top. Forgot cups and had to drink it right out the hose passed to and fro. Glassed a leb that night too.

has she ever cucked you at the theater? according to some experts at reddit, you can add interesting meta-layers if you do it at a porn theater

I believe it

I'd never allow myself to be cuck'd. I have some morals.

more believable than the guy roleplaying as a devirginizer girl desu

That's the pedoposter. He dropped his name. You can tell by the filenames of his pictures and how he thinks things like 9/11 jokes are so edgy and hilarious.

Don't worry, he'll be gone from this board and this planet soon.

What?

>this planet soon
how do you know?

;^)

this thread is going places

;^)

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I'm actually curious, would this work better on a busy night with lots of people or a Wednesday afternoon?

It was pretty slow when I did it.
Not like I ran into the same employees so it was all good.

:o those numbers

I just pregame in the parking lot

Who's the pedoposter?

>buy ticket for Mel Gibson movie
>walk into Dr Strange PhD because screw my money going to capeshit
>order free ice water at concession because screw the theater too
>clerk gives me water in little cup, so I order four waters and take them all in a free cardboard tray
>bought box of Hot Tamales at dollar store (there's one near every theater in town)
>guy and his girl are sitting a few rows ahead of me, keep taking out their phones every 5-10 minutes
>throw Hot Tamales at them every time they do
>guy jumps out of his seat and tries to call me out, doesn't know who it is throwing candy at him
>they both walk out
>leave water cups and empty Hot Tamales box on floor (the theater does NOT sell them, so the cleaner will know it is contraband)
Overall, a 10/10 devilish night and I didn't even bring my falcon.

>actively tempting the theater to install security cameras
Dont push it, dude. I got my Nerds confiscated and a stern warning

You sound more like a dick than being devilish.

this, you need dat sneak

smoked kush around the hour an a half mark when I saw HP IMAX back in october

I farted

>all these nerds thinking what they did is "devilish"
I dug up the bones from a native American graveyard, and hid them throughout the theater after cumming on them.

thats fucking illegal

>Go see John Wick with my brother at this little theater outside the city that has like two movies showing per day
>Wait until the previews start
>Go to the bathroom
>Snort four FAT rails of coke off the baby changing station
>Come back and pass the bottle of rotgut whisky we snuck in between us while watching some dank Keanu
>Do a huge bump off my car keys before the Red Circle Nightclub scene
>Tasting the drip and feeling the rush as Kaleida plays and JW Mozambique's Russkies

Legit one of the best movie experiences I've had.

Pussy

>bumping off car keys
Pleb.

I'm so fucking jealous

aww shit that's hilarious

I live on the reservation with their descendants now, so US law doesn't apply to me. Only tribal law matters, and they thought it was a hoot. Especially now that there is an "unidentified" epidemic going on in town.

The only other option was a sticky straw that was on the ground because I left my wallet in the car. Keys were the right choice.

That always makes me laugh.

>tfw not a degenerate
feels good man

I asked for a medium popcorn.

I waited for them to fill it with butter and everything and place it on the counter.

I then said that I'm having second thoughts and think I'll just go with a large, sorry.

They had to throw away the medium bag after dumping the popcorn into a large.

>bring old popcorn bucket from home
>ask for a free refill
>get a refill no questions asked

>Guy asks me out on a date
>in the theatre wearing the shortest dress i have
>tease him and grab his junk the whole time but deny him anything else
>leave the theatre and drive home without kissing him goodbye

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now I wanna do this but more dusruptive, like in a subway. get autistic with my order and get out

Devilish.

epic Life fanfic, maleanon

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>Go to the theatre alone
>Watch the movie
>Enjoy it
>Come home
>Get on Sup Forums
>Say I just got back from watching the movie with my gf and it was terrible and anyone who liked it is a pleb faggot

I'm pretty sure that was intentional

I'm like your mirror opposite.

>go see popular movie with gf
>hate it
>come home and get on Sup Forums
>say it was the best thing ever and talk about tfw no gf in a couple threads until we go to bed

You sound like a fucking loser desu.

>did a farmer blow of my nose on the seat next to me and grin when someone sat in it