/f1/ - Formula 1 general - Niki Heidfeld edition

>Countdown to Hungarian GP:
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>Session times in your time:
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whenisf1on.com

>Usually reliable 24x7 F1 Acestream:
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>HD Acestream (only during sessions):
f1ace.stream

>/f1/ Fantasy League:
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>Season standings:
1. Sebastian Vettel 177 points
2. Lewis Hamilton 176 points
3. Valtteri Bottas 154 points
4. Daniel Ricciardo 117 points
5. Kimi Räikkönen 98 points

>News
Renault has 'secret plan' to get Kubica to race in Belgium
Ferrari and Bianchi (not Jules) announce partnership
Mercedes leaves DTM for FE
Grosjean and wife expect third child
Ron Dennis terminated
Brazilians officially worst /f1/ posters

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Ricciardo

rip heidfeld

Dubs and no third worlders in this Thread

Needed subhumans to send to 'Nam I guess.

reroll

Rollin

Really a quick Nick

ITT you may only post if your flag is on the Toleman TG185 livery

Roll on solidarity

tenth for lee

what about joe and palmer

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Middle-aged women are /f1/.

it's kubica's time now

add this poll to the screencap

strawpoll.me/13531692

f and f

That was just a /cheeky/ meme poll m8, I don't want it to pollute the important scientific findings of our main polls.

that explosions was the the KERS right?

Heidfeld's contract

W-why hasn't he won yet?

Are you going to keep this picture saved with all your other screenshots of your Sup Forums achievements?

Honest question

God (Allah) hates Finns.

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trips get

Cuck.

/f1/ is #blessed by gets today

beaten by fucking gimi, how embarrassing

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Speaking of middle-aged waifus what the fuck has happened to Monisha? Haven't seen her curry ass in ages, has she been secretly fired?

she was fired like a month ago you idiot

Where have you been for the last month, user?

sauberf1team.com/news/statement-by-the-chairman-regarding-monisha-kaltenborn

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you'll fucking idiot

>Monisha killed by swedes owners because she wasn't helping Ericsson enough
>Replaced by the old Renault guy after a couple of races with no one

>gets

Kek, tried to do a poll for bahamabro but ran out of options when I got to the letter P.

>ham will win WDC and there's nothing you can do to stop it happening

*blocks your path*

*doesn't block your path*

>I rate Hamilcarbabilton

no but Ferrari will choke and Valtteri will be eternal #2

At least we won somethin' in f1

This is the second most likely outcome

>hamilton
>carbabby

>we
Nah mate, not really. They were all white, therefore not hues

What is some /GPCore/?

>Ham will be 2nd and there's nothing you can do about it

TFW won not being born in a dirty favela
Feels bloody great to tell the truth lads

Sure does m8

hey lads im really desperate about ditching my vcard should I find me a prostitute?

>not mentioning length and girth of his dick

lmao ur a fucking loser on top of everything uh

Just kys my dude

I have to agree with the hue here, what are you 13?
Just go to a bar and pick up a drunk fat chick at least that's free.

if im going to stick my dick in something it might as well look good
not like I dont have money to waste

become the Lonely Driver.
real racers don't need girlfriends.

Yeah but fuck paying for sex. That is unironically kys tier.

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only excuse is if your in Japan and you find a specific JAV star you want to fuck who is willing to fuck foreigners and even then you have to accept that you are a super weeb

good let Mercedes go do formula meme.
then F1 can become a Ferrari spec-series.

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what happened to Brazilian drivers? is the legacy of Senna too much of a burden?

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hire a male prostitute who looks like Daniel Ricciardo and say to him "ride me rough, Ricky", then dress up as Sebastian Vettel and ask him to demolish your anus like he did in 2014

It's only a part of it.
The real issue is with the formation of new drivers. Our auto racing federation doesn't give two shits about forming new drivers, since it costs a shitton of money that most kids can't afford. And those few who could afford it invest it on something relatively better.
That, added the fact that it's not an easy and cheap hobby like, say, soccer, leaves our motorsport scene in shambles and unable to breed new international stars.

I'd pay to fugg Anri Okita or Aika

id like you all to know (the german in particular) that this is not me

Delet everything about yourself, including your existence. Of course this is you, I can see the Ricciardo tattoo.

Turns out Bahamas poster is like the F1 TV rights holder in the UK.
A lot of people assume it's the BBC, but it's really only Channel 4.

what a loser lol hire the prostitute, you already have aids anyway

hans please
this one shitposter has been ruining my perfect reputation
im positive hes a vpn fag too because the thread was 13/13 with one bahamian flag before I posted in it
only br*zil can say that

We all would m8. We all would.

>those NTR Aika video's where the husband has to last 20 minutes with her or his wife gets creamed

She goes full turbo semen demon.

This game will finally dethrone the GP series and F1 Challenge 99-02 to become the undisputed GOAT F1 game of all time

A month from now you Automobilista/PCars 2/rFactor 2/Assetto Corsa/iRacing autists will apologize

>im positive hes a vpn fag too
aren't you also? you were posting from virginia one time

we dont have any servers here
one company gets internet and cable from the usa and the other from Argentina
im not sure what went wrong that day to change my flag

Cost of entry, lack of home opportunity. Poor quality inspiration.

Since Senna we had:
Rubens: back step from Senna, the #2
Zonta: zonta'd is the only memory
Massa: Brazil 2008 happened
Nasr: got points, killed his team

These four drivers epitomise the fall of Brazil in racing. From a great F1 nation to a land disinterested. I remember reading an article saying Hamilton was collecting up old Senna fans in Brazil a few years ago... which should never happen... because Brazil 2008.

*outscores Vettel*

Daily reminder that Lewis Hamilton lived in a shitty little house in Stevenage

It could be 10 bed 18 bathroom m8 but it's still fucking Stevenage

bbc.com/news/business-40703182
>F1 exhausts being sold as art
and you can pay in bitcoin.

inb4 wagfag buys one and sticks his fleshlight in it

Decent tits

but where do i bid on that fine lass

what's her name lad

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>Put exhaust together
>Art

Almonds enabled in this lap

>Art sold for bitcoin

Yo dawg I heard you like money laundering so we put money laundering in your money laundering so you can launder money while you launder money

you know me too well

>tfw parents saw my bank statement and flat out told me I had more money than them

Felt bad.

Let me translate that for you...

So who Sunday?

I know my parents, it's not that, otherwise they would have kicked out my brother who has never paid and now must be nearing 30. They just aren't brilliant with money (neither am I really, a sex toy and manor gear is hardly sensible purchases) and I have barely any expenses.

Although I pay about £350 a month which is low.

Remove Negro from Hungaroring.

youtube.com/watch?v=Y9-mYg5VDzQ

Have you tried manipulating small upstart businesses with a ring of friends? That's what I do to make extra

I think we are more likely to figure some way to get my older brother employed. He is an autistic maths genius.
Must be something nefarious he can do.

t. Bahamian prince who needs your help to get his inheritance and is willing to pay you lot of money for it

Get him a job counting passengers on buses.
Perfect job for someone autistic and good with numbers.

kek

Well played.

As an aside Juria had had her hours at the noodle cafe doubled and she had to do it in a kimono recently. 8 hours, 12:00 till 20:00.
She is gonna have to try something new as the noodle cafe is only meant to be a temp solution for an idol to try and get a fanbase.
AV debut could be soon.

Here's an old comfy grand prix, the 1979 British GP
>Alan Jones get fucked after needing a win
>Regazzoni gets William's first win
>goat Renault pit stop @ 37 minutes
>Murray Walker and James Hunt's first time in the booth together feat. Jackie Stewart
youtube.com/watch?v=0VkkAqFB78M&t=3147s

>AV debut could be soon.

Oh god I hope so.
>tfw noodle cafe stop time