Red Sox @ Mariners Game 2

This guy is our savior apparently

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more like the red fucks

Let's go Mariners!

How about actually diving Cano? None of this pseudo diving after the ball is beyond you.

i'm the savior

Move over Linsanity, it's time for Devers fever. Or will he just break his teeth on the rocks like some many other minor leaguers who were brought up too soon?

maybe maybe maybe wow aren't you so insightful what you just said

why robbing dad

Better than Timlin. Wait, that's like saying nothing.

Boston should go after Giancarlo. The Marlins can't afford his ass.

ok i agree with you there

Am I allowed to get hyped for the m's yet? Or are we destined to finally make the wild card only to lose horribly

when you walk
you dont me hear me say
please o babby dont go
simple and clean is the way you're making me feel tonight

and he plays where? OF is our strength offensively right now.

I too watch mlb central

three way trade where the yankees get mookie

amazinb post no third baseman four outfield

I think we could figure something out

You should always be hyped for the M's.

ob racism sfainst grasshopper

>Felix didn't give up any runs in the first.

Off to a good start.

There is a reason for that!

Oh look, you could be on base if you actually hustled, Cano.

How come Cano grounds out to second 2-3 times a game? Jesus dude lift the ball, you aren't a burner

anyone else posting only with toes tonite

yeah im sucking on your mom's right now

Seattle fans have anime too?

not understanding

you don't post in /mlb/ much, do you?

yes, we love our anime

Paxton is better than Felix

>you don't post in /mlb/ much, do you?

*checks self for mental retardedation* uh,, negative,, no i guess not...

FELIX

so they're just going to take another night off and let DEVERS the SAVIOR carry them?

I predict the red sox will not score a run this game

How long until the King's court is banned for promoting white supremacy?

I would give up anyone but Mookie in the outfield for Stanton.

Don't be such a slow fuck.

it's not nice for you didn't ask my permission before posting

I predict they won't score a run for the rest of the season.

smart genius

just as it should be

Go m's

black people were kings of egypt

wow... you're right...

wuz

Get things figured out Haniger. I'm surprised he's still hitting 6th.

is nigga turtle a bust?

>PAYING to eat bugs
Why is Seattle so cucked? It's such a nice city.

pleas shut up mike timlin

and now I know

I wish they'd bring back the U.S.S. Mariner. There's plenty of room to hide behind the center field wall.

what's that

Him and O'B are the snooze brothers.

me the snooze brother soon if they keep started the games at 10:00

HERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREDIA

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It's a small ship they had in the Kingdome that would shoot cannons of during homeruns. It was awesome and a good representation of Mariners.

HERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREDIA HOMERUN

oh great now i have to drink

tfw when we never win again

where wasn't that pitch

not scoring snooze brothers

this next at bat decides the rest of the season

thanks

sweet

DFA THAT BUST

>DEVSHIT

BUST

AAA TIER AT BAT

I SWING BETTER

RED SOX MISS PLAYOFFS

THANKS FOR NOTHING RAFFY

bring back the ferrari when?

trade devers for ferrari who says no

FELIX looking good so far.

why is ichiro black

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nice

tfw your team goes 7-17 over their last 26 games prior to the ASB and you're about to be just 1 game out of first in the division

black face

who team is this

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who?

sure but imagine how good their outfield would be with mike stanton

Red Sox are 14-12 in that period

Must have been all the melanin

please delete this

>Sims keeps talking about taking public transportation to tomorrow's game

I get it Dave, I get it. I'm already taking the bus to Safeco tomorrow. Maybe build a lightrail line out on the eastside and I would use that too.

as you wish crybaby

lol why didn't you catch that

no one knew what you were talking about so actually you just did yourself a favor

Don't forget to recycle the container after you eat your bugs!

New baseball fan here: How come the Red Sox aren't very good at hitting?

what if we got rid of AL and NL and just did East and West

DAD DAD DAD DAD DAD DAD DAD DAD DAD DAD DAD DAD DAD DAD DAD DAD DAD DAD DAD DAD DAD DAD DAD DAD DAD DAD DAD DAD DAD DAD DAD DAD DAD DAD DAD DAD DAD DAD DAD DAD DAD DAD DAD DAD DAD DAD DAD DAD DAD DAD DAD DAD DAD DAD

HANLEY HATER APOLOGIZE

HANLEY HATER APOLOGIZE

HATER HANLEY HATER SAY SORRY

Honestly, as an M's fan I would love that. The Mariners have to travel so fucking far every year. it would cut down on travel so much.

fine i'll go post in the red sox thread then

It would help the m's a lot

Thank you for your feedback. Me and my team will take this into consideration.

>mariners have to travel a lot
>mariners have never won the world series

wow, i think you guys are on to something,

what the hell pedroia that's an easy play

I love taking the light rail from UW after I drive down from Monroe. The real difference is the amount of time saved while leaving.

However, I did take the light rail to Westlake this weekend for Bite of Seattle, then took the monorail. It is truly laughable that Tim Liewicke thinks that is a viable option for Seattle Center arena.

GAMEL THE HIT CAMEL

wtf mariners not giving us a run I protest this game

you're welcome, commissioner

game started too late, protested

dfa John Farrell and Dave when

speed kills

phew, I really hope Moore can get back to good form tomorrow, but I can't remember a time when the Mariners have ever played well against Chris Sale.

dfa myself one nigith when i finally get drunk enough