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Who is your favorite woman fighter?

Who gives a fuck

Jon will lose. Check digits

really makes me think

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Funny, the only other person I've seen use the phrase "friend simulating" is picksbro. He does ban evade a lot. Good chance he's the spammer imo.

Who's your favorite black fighter?

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Ask a guy who broke Salman Khan's ribs in a Bollywood blockbuster anything

KANG MOOOHAMED LAWAAL

>eugene having to share airtime with literal whos
ain't watching this shit

>he doesn't know

damn thats a good ass OP. tired of those wmma OPs

I made a bet with a friend that I could name several non-explosive black fighters. By black, he said they have to be dark skinned so guys like Mighty Mouse and DC don't count. Here's my list so far:
1. Phil Davis
2. ...
Can anyone help?

Marcus Jones

I get hard when I see women beating each other up.

Will this cause problems for me in later life?

My favorite part is when they weigh in and are dehydrated and malnourished.

Thanks man i try

Quite possibly the worst example I've seen

Kamaru Usman? Leon Edwards?

Tfw what can we do, heem, to that scat posting sperg. There is no way to rid of him, and he bans other posters by spamming reports.

What did we do to deserve this.

is normal
even the bloodyelbow workers enjoy it

Leon yes Kamaru no

He is spiteful because we aren't on /asp/ and his general is.

Maybe he'll start to make fun of the janitor to earn his ire

Aljo? He's very physical but is methodical about it

Depends what country you will be in

I got a half chub when rose choked waterson. I just found it really hot for some reason

>bans other posters

Take the phonepill

magny

when i was young and heart healthy i would do this with the girls i dated, not picture related seriously but black and blues on arms and legs (and they would do it back)

Anthony "40 pounds" Hamilton
Danielle Taylor

My iPhone is range banned I don't know how the scatspammer didn't get his phone banned.

I truly see now

probably think i'm trolling but all real

rumble, tyron, francis, jon, cunt who just lost to justin gathedjedh, all the black people i can think of

The perfect time is when you're in between being passionate and getting sick of regularly seeing each other. This was when I was real young though, pretty much only a teenager. I wouldn't even jokingly do that now if I could I'd probably get arrested.

remember when Baby Cynthia 30-27'd a muay thai world champion?

Michael Dukakis

What did he mean by this?

>muay thai world champion
how bad must those other muay thai fighters be? lol, joanne obviously understands muay thai but she's just a terrible athlete

Fake news

So do you have all that scat and gore saved on your phone?

>I hope I don't get robbed.
-Cynthia Calvillo to Joanne Calderwood inside the cage

Sam Harris is 5"9 165 pounds and purple belt under Ryron Gracie, with no fear of a G-d

Could you heem him?

Scat man boo da boop

*kisses christopher hitchen's ass*

REMINDER THAT THE CHRIS IS BACK

THATS HIS BELT, HE IS THE CHAMP

How come people care if fighters 'draw' or not? This isn't WWE.

>Tyron
>Ngannou
>Michael "Throws MOABs" Johnson
>FUCKING RUMBLE EXPLOSION JOHNSON
Are you the same idiot who posts their shitty picks that are 100% wrong or are all Australians drooling retards?

every australian picked gastelum lol

Why do you care if people care? Would you rather we spam scat?

You're obviously the drooling retard for taking his bait

Not really sure, honestly. I think people care because they are stuck in that WWE mindset like pickbro saying you can only be a goat if you have a good personality.

At this point he samefags and picks both sides for every big fight just so he doesn't get btfo the day after events

DAS RITE

Our boy is back.

Bit of a stretch, going from fighters drawing to scat porn.

It justifies keeping fighters they find boring off the TV

Money makes the world go round. Stuff related to it is bound to be a discussion point

there's 10x more discussion about it than actual spam, notice how it's not even happening in this thread yet it's been talked about

He's a 46 year old hobbyist. I guarantee most competitive blue belts would decimate him. Fuck, I think I would fuck him up in an MMA match on sheer wrestling experience alone.
>ywn bulldog choke him to sleep while whispering "Hume drunkenly asked a question three hundred years ago which destroys your entire life's work"
Pic related

Lol

Rogan should get something like that. Probably the most closed minded "open minded" person ive ever seen

mayer is an unbearable shill, his standup is worse than rogans, the only good thing ever on that show was hitchens calling him and his faggot audience out

Who gives a fuck? Just enjoy the fights

You seem like a brilliant person and I'm sure your IQ is off the charts. Why must you spam scat in here though?

Why is reddit on DC's nuts so hard?

i don't know i've never been there why are you talking about it

I do enjoy the fights. Why do you give a fuck that other people give a fuck about something? Just enjoy your fights and quit whining about nothing.

>whining about nothing.
that's the point of life

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And making calendars

I gotta go with crazy horse

>serbia still talking about horses

...

*GADOOOSH*

thug rose was always my girl

>waterson vs. joanna would have happened

...

not bait, tyron sit on the fence and do nothing EXPLOSIVE?
ngannou, fat slow hw EXPLOSIVE?
Johnson swinging pillowfists EXPLOSIVE?
Rumble, heres my arse mount me, EXPLOSIVE?

this isn't 5 years ago

Can Rose do this to Joanna?

theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2013/05/the-atheist-who-strangled-me/309292/
>Most martial artists get illusions in training,” he said. For example, if you are trained as a boxer, you come to trust that an opponent won’t try to tackle you to the ground—because that’s not what people do in boxing rings. Instead they hit each other, with gloves on (another condition that is not very realistic). Boxers and karate experts therefore don’t actually know what would happen if they were to deliver a full-power uppercut or rabbit punch to an opponent. “The great strength of jiu-jitsu,” Harris told me, “is that there really are no illusions.”
Holy fuck I can't believe he's this deluded. I fucking train BJJ and love it but you aren't even allowed to slam from guard or strike. You get DQd from some basic ass takedowns like the polish throw or a simple mat return. Its as "complete" as boxing is.
I'm just a mobile poster. I'm not the scat faggot

Iz normal

Based aussie

I always liked her, too

no

Rose is a borderline meme, unfortunately

>loses to karolina

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>he actually took the bait

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based malayGOD

God I just want to lick the sweat off of her abs and mole before she sits on my face

see
not bait

Did Hardy and Gooden know that the Cheesecake Factory is an American chain restaurant? The way they said it during her last fight made it sound like she was working in a warehouse that mass produces cheesecakes.

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god i love the northern european masterrace

she's so retarded yet i still want to protect her

I'm unironically a black belt under a Gracie.

I could probably permanently cripple if not outright kill anybody here in a fight.

America ruined this girl.

Rose is always good for a confusing boner

>permanently cripple
joke is on you

lol that file name

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what was the legendary question

Which Gracie? Pretty sure Bert here would hand one out if you helped him with his W-2