>Be me, 10 PM on 6/11/2016. >Drove all day to wife's family reunion in middle of fucking nowhere Texas. >Taking pain killers, muscle relaxers, drinking some jack. >Felling tired, decide to go to bed. >10 AM on 6/12/2016 >Wife walks in, wakes me up "user, there's been a mass shooting at a club in Florida, 50 people dead" >MotherFuckJesus.png >Probably a white guy, probably an AR-15, probably going to get the presidential lecture. >Lay in bed drugged, start thinking about the possibilities >50 people is a lot of people. >Had to have been multiple shooters. >Florida? Maybe Miami. >Some kind of Immigrant turf war. >Finally drag myself out of bed and grab my phone. >Jump on Sup Forums, head to Sup Forums >Gay club, Muslim Shooter >ImShockedFry.gif >Head to the living room. >TV is on, news is going. >MSNBC still afraid to admit it was a Muslim. >Wife's whole family watching in shock and horror as 50 men/women/other lay dead. >A clip of an Asian woman running screaming from the club plays on TV. >I burst into a fit of inappropriate laughter. >All eyes on me. >All I can think about is the fact that there's a dick under that dress.
What kind of monster have you fuckers turned me into?
> get newspaper > 50 men killed in gay bar > grandpa comes up stairs > looks at newspaper > "the news didn't say they were gay" > we then laugh and we proceed to go about our normal morning endeavors never to speak of the shooting again
John Cook
>had to have multiple shooters You just automatically assumed that?
Blake Rodriguez
>being this East or Central Asian
Robert Brooks
Mod deleted my response to you chinks.
Lincoln Johnson
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Caleb Thomas
I was having a hard time rationalizing how a single person could take down 102 people with no resistance. This was before I found out it was a gay bar full of spineless twinks.
James Cruz
>being this East or Central Asian I'm not Asian either, pretty much all white.
Aiden Turner
way to dissuade those stereotypes about american intelligence
Wasnt there some self suck video that was posted from the club like 5 minutes before the shooting went down?
Juan Lee
That was fake
Parker King
>Wasnt there some self suck video that was posted from the club like 5 minutes before the shooting went down? Don't know, honestly haven't been paying much attention. It's like I told a coworker
I have empathy for everyone who died that night, I feel exactly what they feel. Absolutely Nothing.
Cooper Wright
awww damn, i was praying to kek almighty that it was real
Sup Forums really does ruin you. I cant not correct people when they speak ill of the God Emperor.
Joseph Wilson
I have a harder and harder time hiding my power level every day.
Moar Story
>Later same day, commie aunt is in town >Comes over to see the new house and new master race baby >Comes with cousin from another aunt and her 14 year old daughter >Start discussing economics of the oil and gas market >Mention that things will be better when Venezuela collapses >Young master race cousin chimes in "But user, why are things so bad there?" "Because Venezuela is a Socialist country, and Socialism ruins everything" >My aunts face when >Mom later says she can feel aunt tense up with rage through the couch.
