What's the best Family Guy joke?

What's the best Family Guy joke?

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>Chris, people are going to tell you you're stupid and that you're no good. *walks offscreen*

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The delivery on the Broster (brother-sister) one

>Hey Peter, wanna see my Pagines?
>uhhhuhhhhuhhh... I... I don't know!

That mix of shock, fear, and hopeful trepidation in his voice always slays me!

I hate that one horse town

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pea ..... uh .... tear .... griffon

>my name is Retep, and I am evil

It's such a fucking stupid scene but I laughed for ages and I have no idea why. I guess i'm just retarded, but this is the one that made me laugh the most by a long way.

oh it slays you ohh

the one and only time i ever laughed at family guy was an episode where the kids were drawn all modern and in the background there were family pictures of them drawn really old and shitty and by comparison i lol'd

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any italian joke is good, watch it in 1.25 speed

>Lois: Dr. Hartman, is Peter going to be okay?
>Dr. Hartman: I swear if one more person asks me about a patient today, I'm gonna scream. *walks away*
It was all about the delivery of that line.

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Mort at the Peter roast...

>Peter is so fat and stupid Lamar Odom tried to fuck him.

this is why you need the uncensored DVDs

>people posting anything beyond season 3

absolutely disgusting

>Well let me tell you something, buddy. If my son can't come in, then I'll just come in!

>posting anything beyond season 2
which you didn't do, thank goodness.

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the origin of "normies", ironically meaning the opposite of what it does today

This will always be my favourite
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family guy and macfarlane franchises are garbage

holy shit why is this thread even up

REEEEEEEEE

「HEY PETER」

Family Guy sucks, but it's ironically surpassed zombie Simpsons because it embraces how shit it is and doesn't pretend to be anything better.

Also, once in a while you get something brilliant, like Albinos are Normal.

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the one about the arab

Best for me is in the Star Wars episodes, when they take a piss on Seth Green and Robot Chicken.
Particularly on the ROTJ one, where they make the whole confrontation between Sheev Vader and Luke being them taunting him by saying Seth Green sucks.
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that entire episode where peter becomes the head of that cigarette company and when peter makes stewie suck his man tit

Fuck that one still gets me

The losing at Checkers cutaway had me gasping for air, but that was 12 years ago, so who knows.

The national geographic Fire engines bit.

It's fans.