BREAKING NEWS: A two-year-old child has been dragged underwater by an alligator at Walt Disney World in Orlando.
Burgers, what the hell is going on?
www.9News.com.au | #9News
BREAKING NEWS: A two-year-old child has been dragged underwater by an alligator at Walt Disney World in Orlando.
Burgers, what the hell is going on?
www.9News.com.au | #9News
That was 'breaking' news 30 threads about it ago.
You drongo fat cunt.
>be Australian
>get dingo'd
Wow, really going all out with the Peter Pan ride.
>Retard tourist feed alligator despite signs everywhere and common sense telling them not too.
>Alligator now associates humans with food. It is now extremely dangerous.
>Later retard tourists allow small child to approach water with alligators in it.
>Alligator eats child
what could be greater than playing a game of golf with a gator
hes just going UNDA THE SEA as part of the little mermaid part
Kek wills it
1st for White Male alligator
Crocs and gators are just walking, swimming bear traps. They'll take a bite out of anything smaller then themselves, and even that's not guarantee.
Pretty much this, been a lot of animal attacks in Yellowstone this year already, because fucking idiots think the animals are all domesticated pets like the ones in their shithole cities.
They thought the gator was special FX
Is Orlando losing massive amounts of money or something? Is this all a ploy to get more people to pay attention to their city?
Wow I hate alligators now!
100000000:1 odds its parents were landwhales too immobile to pursue the child or supervise it properly.
$50 to your fav charity if a scootypuff appears in the next news update
Can't wait for the liveleak
>hurr durr Billy come here
>derp don't touch the Alligator billy
>AAAAAAAA
Fucking tourists, it's obvious they weren't from Florida. You don't let small kids near the water except for beaches.
#NotAllAlligators
Yeah, nothing boosts tourism like "Come get shot by mudslimes or eaten by our vicious monsters, even at our most luxurious resorts!"
SLIDE THREAD. Either don't post or sage.
No, because the baby was gay and the gator was protesting his religion to him.
I heard it was an allahgator
We need Anthony Jeselnik to make a comedy routine out of this
Probably an Allahgators
THATS IT!
NOW IM #ALLIGATORBRIGADIER
Assault gator.
According to this a big crowd saw the kid walking around the water at 9:30PM before he was attacked.
miami.cbslocal.com
I thought alligators were the "friendly" ones. Explain yourselves burgers.
>tick-tock tick-tock tick-tock tick-tock tick-tock tick-tock tick-tock tick-tock tick-tock tick-tock tick-tock tick-tock tick-tock tick-tock tick-tock tick-tock tick-tock tick-tock
Is she dead?
Gator just wants to eat darwin award nominees, leave it well enough alone.
was the child a nigger?
They are friendly compared to your crocs, unfortunately people like to feed them, and if you don't have food they get aggressive.
Burger calling Aussie fat cunt. Kek
This was not a species motivated attack. This attack happened solely due to the easy availability of teeth in this country.
What? the kid didn't pay attention to the Alligator Safety Instruction Course...
we have those everywhere in Louisiana..
When they are like a foot or two long you can just grab them. They aren't friendly just lazy, if they aren't hungry or basking in the sun they won't move for much.
It was just a hungry little alligator, he dindu nuffin!
Pedogator
Really makes you think
Orlando has been having a tough time lately.
Maybe the ghost of Walt Disney is pissed about his empire being taken over by jews.
Dinosaur: 1
Kid: 0
So when is this going to be the cis white males fault??
#notallgatorsbruz
underrated
Alligators are a species of peace
#NotAllGators
Ü
the alligator posted on his facebook prior to the attack
The alligator was just upset with his sexuality it was nothing about his religion.
the kid must be an Appetizers
Another Sheboon on da facebooks instead of watchin dey keeds
>Disney World
>most luxurious resort
No way you're under 400lbs you retarded fuck
underrated post
kek
We must remember in these troubled times that we need the support of moderate gators. Gators are our greatest alli.
Nah, I'm sure the alligator just took her to his magical gator castle in the swamp and they're singing a musical duet right now.
>outside of Walt Disney world
Dude.
Its south east u.s.
We have gators.
My neighbor put some in his lake to control beavers.
Parents are retards.
Want to go hunt some gators? Neighbor said go have fun....
Was it a black baby? They tend to be terrible at watching their kids.
...
That's pretty cool, tee bee haitch.
It's called a gator, mate. This shit happens. It almost happened to me when I was 5.
Cleary an ISIS trained alligator. If I weren't a lazy fuck and inept with photo shop, I would wrap that gator in an ISIS flag and caption it
>Alligator Akbar!
Nicely done, Leaf
Alligator confirmed isis supporter and was heard shouting Islamic chants
Species of peace
Suggesting otherwise is racist
...
Reread four times before I caught it. I am ashamed
BAN ASSAULT REPTILES
Baby ate by dingo
This is hardly news if you live in Florida, but if you don't I can see why it seems crazy. Florida is crazy yo.
Beat you to it
Unfunny
Ban all assault alligators!
Think about the children!!
>Be retarded parents
>Let your two year old swim in a pool at night
>Drowns
>"Buh God, we need to ban all dem Gators they killing our kids!THINK OF MUH KID DAMMIT."
KEKEKEKKE
Sounds pretty comfy desu
OWNED
We're being punished for tolerating gays and empowered womyn.
GOD WILLS IT
>parents of 2 year old accident get tired of working paycheck to paycheck just to stay alive and drown child in pond
>authorities can't prosecute them because there were no witnesses
>dumbasses continue to be bluepilled
DISNEY WORLD RESORT: Press conference at 12:45am on toddler dragged into water by alligator.
Why didn't Disney just tranquilize the gator? The gator was clearly protecting the child.
You can tell they were deeply conflicted about it because they took the kid to Disney World to do it
>Burgers, what the hell is going on?
Us Millennials grew old enough to reproduce and our shitty upbringing made us shitty parents.
Kek.
>Burgers, what the hell is going on?
You tell me Dundee.
>breaking news
DEVILISH.
PRAISE CHOMPY
BAN ASSAULT ALLIGATORS!!
Is there a worse place on earth than Disney World?
>All the workers at DW are immigrants that speak broken English
>Florida weather & heat sucks year round
>Can't step out of the resorts because the locals are niggers hopped up on bath salts killing people
>Now there's fucking alligators waiting outside the doors of the hotels NEAR the park
i fuckin kek'd
Molenbeek
rippy the gator went chomp chomp chomp
rippy the gator went chomp chomp chomp
spending his time by ending childrens lives
down at the bottom of the swamp swamp swamp
>Now there's fucking alligators waiting outside
>Now
What the FUCK is going on in Orlando.
>Christina Grimmie has been murdered
>Omar "watch me slay the dance floor" Mateen
Now THIS?
DisneyFag here.
We used to sell marshmallows to feed the gators.
Guess someone didn't listen to "keep your arms inside at all times" Fucking tourists never fucking listen. Glad I don't work there anymore.
right??
Tourist are sold on the whole 'It's a Magical place' meme and think they're invincible.
Frankly I am surprised this story even got out. A lot of Disney deaths are not covered by the media. Like the time a dumbass stood up on the Space Mountain ride and got decapitated. Turns out he was a legit retard and his wrangler was too busy enjoying the ride to notice. Also it's dark in there.
My fucking sides
>Now
You must be new here.
>>Can't step out of the resorts because the locals are niggers hopped up on bath salts killing people
Hard to get PVs here unless you order online. Police are VERY strict about drugs.