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gross

cormier is winning

*GADOOOSH*

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Maia by RNC 1st fookin round

jones is a retard on the mic.

back up doo

Reminder

Schaub's last presser did 100x as many views as these bums.

Holy moly thats a woman

>For us to be clean athletic

kek Jones is so shook

magega 3 weight 3 week champion

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155,170,185 divisions now RUINED!

Who is your favorite black fighter?

Cuck Thomas BTFO

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what a dumb idea

Damn DC is getting owned

Doesn't necessarily mean any of the promotions will adopt them. More accomplishment farming from the ambitious folks in California

How did he get away with this

>The authors of the rule change stressed that promoters are not required to use the weight divisions – and may never. ABC rules and regulations committee chairperson Sean Wheelock today told MMAjunkie the new divisions are “absolutely not” meant to dilute the talent pool and remake MMA into something more resembling boxing.

Reading is your friend.

>206.2lbs champ

KEK

DC BTFO

Goof, UFC doesn't have to introduce them. Promotion isn't forced to run fights in all sanctioned weight classes

>DC speechless

KEK

DC got mad by that

Cyborg looks like Wanderlei in a wig.

YOU THINK I'M JUST GONNA SIT THERE AND LET YOU SLAP ME DC?

Doesn't mean they wont!

Why do I hate this polynesia nigger? He seems like a cool lad.

You're getting emotional Daniel

Lel Tyrone you sure put on a """""""""""""""""""""""""show"""""""""""""""""""""""
at 210

I want to rub Cyborg's muscles.

good original joke

WHO'S GOT MY BACK?

>hates mark hunt
What is actually wrong with you?

why do blacks have to retort to meme chants

Yes UFC 209 was a real show stealer Tyron

Please can a kind /heemer/ (you) a Floyd Pepe to me please? :^)

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think he was referring to 205

and tbf he did have the best fight

BISPING BTFO

Why the FUCK are there so many Australians

go ask /box/ you fuckin fag

They have diminished pre-frontal cortexes (note the slanted foreheads) so their thoughts are very low-resolution and scarce. This is a result of them being genetically more similar to apes than actual humans.

Imagine GSP Vs Maia

Woodley's entire year has been made with Dana saying he could be next for GSP. Hell, maybe his career

>195

>Hendricks
>Making 195

KEK

internet goofs btfo

Its gonna be GSP vs Brock at New York

wtf is this dyke wearing?

LADS who the fuck is that blonde reporter?

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this

Evinger looks like she just got back from the corn field

tonya evinger looks like eileen weurnos

>I'll give it to you then

kek

that was kinda lame. i wish they had better questions for cyborg

Brock Vs Jones yes please

Brock would ragdoll Jones so easily

i think Jon weighed in at 235 for that grappling thing he did or was it heavier?

Tonya is my low-key boy

Holy shit Damien is so much bigger than Woodley

TYRONE LOOKING SMALL AS FUCK

Maia looks very white.

I heart a rumor that Brad Pitt wants to fight CM Punk.

don't you wear suspenders so you don't have to wear a belt?

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>Jon sizing up DC

It's over lads

what do you love about this rumor?

now that its all said and done, how blown out is he?

>Jon with the roid gut

He's gonna pop

Maia really dwarfed Woodley at the face-off

/heem/ eternally btfo

>this is what you call a JUICY job
Kek damn it joe

>Jones going full hood nigger

always knew it. you can tell he's just an ape deep down from those orangutan arms

real peeps know DC evolved out of his monkey tendencies while Jon is still an hood ape

>Tell me Daniel, do you succ?
>You will...

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Yeah, it won't be an easy fight for Woodley, but I think he'll pull it off

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Literally LMAOing right now at JBJ trying to play mind games and DC not giving a fuck about it.

Cormier vs Jones
Woodley vs Maia
Cyborg vs Evinger
Lawler vs Cerrone
Manuwa vs Oezdemir

Jon Jones legitimelly looks off the gas

Look at his shoulders, look how his belly area is bigger and flatter, like what happened to Vitor but less severe

I am telling you, Jones won't perform well

>170 and 155, two of the deepest divisions in the sport, will be ruined by introducing 165 and 175

Explain.

If Maia RNCs Woodley can someone remake this with Maia's face over that guy?

DC is aldo-tier shook.. you just have a bad read on body language

>Gold chain
>Shirt off
>Bald head

Jones is probably gonna kill himself if he doesnt win

Cormier
Woodley
Cyborg
Cerrone
Manuwa

maybe, but I dont think DC is still the human freight train he once was

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samuel l johnson?

he looks fine. he has never been the most ripped guy, apart from the OSP fight.

Jones
Woodley
Cyborg
Cerrone
Manuwa

Jones
Woodley
Cyborg
Lawler
Oezdemir

>look how his belly area is bigger and flatter

He had a fully defined six pack, were you not paying attention?

Succ
T-GOD
Man
Robbie
1punchm8

He's so angry he's going to sprint first thing into Jon's extended fingers.

Match called off due to eye injury.

Jones
Woodley
Cyborg
Lawler
Manuwa

Cormier
Woodley
Cyborg
Lawler
Oezdemir