World Champion Chicago Cubs @ Chicago White Sox Game #3 Gamethread

Cross Town Cup series is tied at 1 a piece as the the series moves to Guaranteed Rape Field where the Who finally look to have a sell out game as Cubs fans brave the untamed wilds of the South Side for cheap tickets and really shitty beer.

Jake Arrieta vs James Shields

World Champion Chicago Cubs lineup
1. Jason Heyward (L) RF
2. Kris Bryant (R) 3B
3. Anthony Rizzo (L) 1B
4. Ben Zobrist (S) 2B
5. Kyle Schwarber (L) DH
6. Ian Happ (S) CF
7. Jon Jay (L) LF
8. Addison Russell (R) SS
9. Victor Caratini (S) C

Chicago White Sox lineup
1. Yolmer Sanchez (S) 3B
2. Melky Cabrera (S) LF
3. Jose Abreu (R) 1B
4. Matt Davidson (R) DH
5. Yoan Moncada (S) 2B
6. Omar Narvaez (L) C
7. Alen Hanson (S) RF
8. Tim Anderson (R) SS
9. Adam Engel (R) CF

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>hating on modelos

thread is off to a swimming start bravo

JUST

are we going to see the benches clear?

>SIERA SANTOS
*TELEPORTS BEHIND HER*

Powerful image

almost reminds of this one

The brave lone sox fan (tank man) vs the horde of cubs fans (tanks)

I think you might have autism if you can't pick out a group of sox fans this easy

>get off work early and come home just in time for big game james today

He already ruined Buehrle day, will he go 2 for 2?

>poor fatties
>Sox fans
Checks out

> 3 people is alot

I prefer the scene of Skeleton jr.'s redemption by buttfucking the core of the Who's line up when they had men on second and third with no outs.

But what does that have to do with
?

>Hispanics eyeballing the white family deciding when they should try and mug them later
>Sox fans
Checks out

There are 4 people there you fag
That poster never said they were "alot"
A lot is two words you mongrel

Reminder not to respond to classless Cubs fans.

>inb4 more shitty banter

>lifelongs in charge of counting

> 4 people
Wow amazing
> have no argument, resort to grammar corrections
Off to Reddit

Trips confirm. Its definitely checked

They make me embarrassed to root for the Cubs on here

Cubs fans are so insufferable and obnoxious I would pray to god or satan or allah or whoever that shields throws a CGSO against them today.

I meant that "group" of sox fans. Don't resort to being a literal

Does soler even post anymore?

If Shields can get a win tonight, then WWIII can start

Where did that poster ever say they were a lot?
You argued against a claim nobody made and then acted like my post calling you out for being retarded was unfounded lmao
End your life

I've seen him post a few times in the last couple of months, if I remember correctly. The more Cubs fans leave the better though

Is James Shields a free win?

Dont get ahead of urself there sweetcheeks. Shields may suck but the Cubs have proven they can fuck up a free win

If anything, I commend him and those other sox fans very highly for willingly and voluntarily going to a Big Game James "start". If that's not loyalty then I don't know what is.

t. guy who went to over a dozen danks starts willingly and voluntarily

Not even trips as sweet as those can save shields

Says the cubs fan autistically posting on Sup Forums from his phone all alone

> talking to strangers on your commute home from work on the train
Disregard

Doesn't disprove my point. Have fun being all your lonesome self while only having your phone while posting on Sup Forums as your pathetic saving grace.

In the general thread you called him a bandwaggoner. Which one is it?

Just leaving this here.

My confidence and self image is ruined because some south side nigger trash with no job told me I'm all alone. Why even live.

>posting in the general
>ever

well this is incredibly wrong

I didnt see I got trips til you pointed it out. Thanks
Im a cubs fan tho

Current White Sox Bullpen rankings:

Jennings
Petricka
Beck
Infante
Minaya
Goldberg
Holmberg
Clippard

The real question is not if this is 2014 tier, but rather is it even beyond that of 2014?

I never can understand what this image means? Cub fans like it cause there's alot of blue. Sox fans like it cause the black is all in the shitty low property value nigger towns but it's close to Chicago so they say muh real chicagoan. Which is it?

hahaha wat

lol

Not everyone is bandwagoner. Shocking but true.

Tell more lies. Ur story keeps getting more interesting each time

>burr ridge
>low property value
oh i am laffin

>2014-04-24
This is before the bandwagon happened, don't know how that user gathered that data tho

>he doesn't own a flythearrow shirt

> 1 town out of the whole map
I'll let you have 1, I know you're that desperate

What the fuck are you on?

Its neither. South of Chicago is a mix and north of chicago are all rich people who couldnt give afook about baseball

>t. who's fag who can't handle the bants

Protip: Buy them for $10 from a street vendor. Not only cheaper but probably a better quality shirt too

Whatever you need to tell yourself to feel like less of a fag

>Everyone is already hopping mad
>Still 30 minutes to first pitch
This is going to be a fun thread.

So what are you fagets got prepared to eat for the game?

You guys ever what happens outside our circle of angry virgins shitposting on Sup Forums to the cubs/sox aka "chicago" fans during the crosstown classic? Yes I mean those people who are outside. Yes that outside.

I can't believe the amount of sox fans who were rooting for the cubs last year. And the amount of cubs fans who are rooting for the sox (in terms of farm system and future) this year. So many dreaming of an all Chicago World Series.

It seems so foreign to us in here. But I guess that's why they call it "outside".

>Israel and Palestine

It won't be once big game james predictably shits the bed and the thread goes dead.

I love this Cubs Sox rivalry and I always get fired up for the crosstown and the meaningless but hilarious cup.

But fucking shields. Fucking fuck shields. Fuck you shields. I'll never ever forgive him for ruining Buehrle day. Curse his name for the rest of my life just like belishit and shitmardzija before him.

Can't believe we have to play a crosstown with him """"pitching""" tonight. Fuck.

Those are the worst type of fans. They will never know suffering because they're too coward to commit to one thing. They just jump ship to whoever is the better of the 2 teams for that season. I have 0 respect for those people. I talk a lot of shit in these threads and I mean it sometimes but I know Sox fans irl who are die hards and i wish them well. Gas multi-team fans. You can't experience joy without suffering

>And the amount of cubs fans who are rooting for the sox (in terms of farm system and future) this year.
Those kind of Cubs fans exist? Either way, a Crosstown World Series would probably set off Armageddon.

shut up you crybaby in five years shields name wont be remember but the Sox will be king of the world

We played lackey yesterday. You're lucky maddon adjusted our rotation so our best pitchers would go against Milwaukee and not you guys. The players really don't care about this like we do. Just take the good and the bad

>going outside
>ever

my computer is broken I can't get on the internet the wheel just keep spinning and the page never load

Not after your systems destroys the careers of all those prospects you just got.

You memed your way to a title in 2005 off the power of Hugo Chavez, of course the power of socialism burns out fast.

You can't have the good without bad. If they do become great in the years to come, we'll certainly remember this dark era it took to get there and savor the good more because of it.
I guess that's right. They really don't care and you can see their interviews always seem forced to when talking about this.

1906 World Series shut down the city for a week lmao

Gotta get bleach to drink somehow.

He'll probably be 3/3 in shitting the bed for me tonight. I had to put down my dog two weeks ago and the first game after the ASB was just fucking piss awful. It did not help things.

>He ruined Buehrle day
>look up Buehrle day
>3 A's hit their first career home runs off shields that day
Does this mean Caratini is going to hit his first homer today?

>I had to put down my dog two weeks ago
That fucker Shields.

Hard to disagree with that. Ive been a Sox fan since Kittle was still playing, but the BP SHITcup is the most meaningless thing in all of sports.

Home runs off shields don't count as either you I or anyone else in this thread could hit one off Mr. human launchpad. The only way shields is an athlete is that he has honed the fine maneuver of turning his head and body around 180 degrees as he watches the ball sail into the seats.

I hate the cubs, though I gotta respect a team that not only kicks a guy off their team, but they also deport him out of the country

All bants aside, sorry to hear about your pupper brotha.

even moreso than the prob owl?

go back to being banned bajp

I think both teams have had more than their share of cancer in the clubhouse

I see what you fucking did there.

how do I become a tripfag please

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acquire dogo

youtube.com/watch?v=AdDbbzuq1vY
Which player could use this as their theme?

You need to a Sup Forums gold account

test I see what you fucking did there.

testing

>April 3rd 2016: Jimmy Rollins and Todd Frazier walk into the home clubhouse and see this
Rollins+Frazier: What the fuck is this bullshit?

also type #merumeru in the namefield

More so? Yes
Seems like every time these two teams play, someone gets hurt or someone trying to make the playoffs gets fucked.
The league doesnt do this to any other teams. Mets/yankees, Indians/Reds. LA

>Western Suburbs are White Sox territory

we are in the presence of a comedian

>85 posts
game hasn't even started yet

But the Indians and Reds do have a special cup for their series
They even name it the Ohio cup and not some soulless shitty corporation like BP

>Some VP pencil neck banning your kid from the clubhouse for no reason
If the kid was a little shit, I'd understand, but it was unprovoked more than management wanted to show they were in charge.

Montero deserves what he got because he was always on thin ice. The fact he attacked Arrieta when it was entirely on him. Arrieta had an ERA of over 6 while pitching to Montero and that was cut in half when pitching to Contreas. He picked the worst possible time to throw a bitch fit since people wanted to see heads roll, and he stepped up the Guillotine.

i wouldn't think todd would get triggered by a kid after having to be a retard wrangler for most of his career

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>open wounds
>allowed on tv

such is the power of autism

b-baseball is dying!

nobody cares about these 2 teams

Is it an influx of southsiders?

Excellent post, tripfriend

Actually it wasnt so much management as it was new players to the org complaining. Todd Frazier was on postseason Reds teams and Jimmy Rollins has been the the World Series and won. They've never seen this shit before on the actual good teams they've been on so they let their new management know and it went on from there with Sale and Eaton defending it to the metaphorical death.

How much is Hawk going to get fined for saying Lackey needs to be injured?

>the white sox AND the cubs have won a world series since the dodgers last won one
ITT: Laugh at the dodgers