Cross Town Cup series is tied at 1 a piece as the the series moves to Guaranteed Rape Field where the Who finally look to have a sell out game as Cubs fans brave the untamed wilds of the South Side for cheap tickets and really shitty beer.
Jake Arrieta vs James Shields
World Champion Chicago Cubs lineup 1. Jason Heyward (L) RF 2. Kris Bryant (R) 3B 3. Anthony Rizzo (L) 1B 4. Ben Zobrist (S) 2B 5. Kyle Schwarber (L) DH 6. Ian Happ (S) CF 7. Jon Jay (L) LF 8. Addison Russell (R) SS 9. Victor Caratini (S) C
Chicago White Sox lineup 1. Yolmer Sanchez (S) 3B 2. Melky Cabrera (S) LF 3. Jose Abreu (R) 1B 4. Matt Davidson (R) DH 5. Yoan Moncada (S) 2B 6. Omar Narvaez (L) C 7. Alen Hanson (S) RF 8. Tim Anderson (R) SS 9. Adam Engel (R) CF
The brave lone sox fan (tank man) vs the horde of cubs fans (tanks)
Blake Gray
I think you might have autism if you can't pick out a group of sox fans this easy
Christian Anderson
>get off work early and come home just in time for big game james today
He already ruined Buehrle day, will he go 2 for 2?
Alexander Evans
>poor fatties >Sox fans Checks out
Adam Roberts
> 3 people is alot
Lucas Hill
I prefer the scene of Skeleton jr.'s redemption by buttfucking the core of the Who's line up when they had men on second and third with no outs.
Dominic Young
But what does that have to do with ?
Robert Long
>Hispanics eyeballing the white family deciding when they should try and mug them later >Sox fans Checks out
Matthew Walker
There are 4 people there you fag That poster never said they were "alot" A lot is two words you mongrel
Jacob Cook
Reminder not to respond to classless Cubs fans.
>inb4 more shitty banter
Evan Diaz
>lifelongs in charge of counting
Brayden Young
> 4 people Wow amazing > have no argument, resort to grammar corrections Off to Reddit
Logan Rivera
Trips confirm. Its definitely checked
Christian Jenkins
They make me embarrassed to root for the Cubs on here
Charles Gray
Cubs fans are so insufferable and obnoxious I would pray to god or satan or allah or whoever that shields throws a CGSO against them today.
Lincoln Peterson
I meant that "group" of sox fans. Don't resort to being a literal
Jose Martinez
Does soler even post anymore?
Charles Rogers
If Shields can get a win tonight, then WWIII can start
Kayden Fisher
Where did that poster ever say they were a lot? You argued against a claim nobody made and then acted like my post calling you out for being retarded was unfounded lmao End your life
Parker Price
I've seen him post a few times in the last couple of months, if I remember correctly. The more Cubs fans leave the better though
Gabriel Ortiz
Is James Shields a free win?
Christian Parker
Dont get ahead of urself there sweetcheeks. Shields may suck but the Cubs have proven they can fuck up a free win
Adrian Price
If anything, I commend him and those other sox fans very highly for willingly and voluntarily going to a Big Game James "start". If that's not loyalty then I don't know what is.
t. guy who went to over a dozen danks starts willingly and voluntarily
Matthew Wright
Not even trips as sweet as those can save shields
Nicholas Turner
Says the cubs fan autistically posting on Sup Forums from his phone all alone
Chase Johnson
> talking to strangers on your commute home from work on the train Disregard
Easton Cruz
Doesn't disprove my point. Have fun being all your lonesome self while only having your phone while posting on Sup Forums as your pathetic saving grace.
John Evans
In the general thread you called him a bandwaggoner. Which one is it?
Jack Powell
Just leaving this here.
Angel Scott
My confidence and self image is ruined because some south side nigger trash with no job told me I'm all alone. Why even live.
Jayden Foster
>posting in the general >ever
Sebastian Evans
well this is incredibly wrong
Landon Ward
I didnt see I got trips til you pointed it out. Thanks Im a cubs fan tho
The real question is not if this is 2014 tier, but rather is it even beyond that of 2014?
Ryan Parker
I never can understand what this image means? Cub fans like it cause there's alot of blue. Sox fans like it cause the black is all in the shitty low property value nigger towns but it's close to Chicago so they say muh real chicagoan. Which is it?
Jonathan Cox
hahaha wat
Daniel Myers
lol
Samuel Baker
Not everyone is bandwagoner. Shocking but true.
Bentley Young
Tell more lies. Ur story keeps getting more interesting each time
Charles Morris
>burr ridge >low property value oh i am laffin
Dylan Gomez
>2014-04-24 This is before the bandwagon happened, don't know how that user gathered that data tho
Bentley Ross
>he doesn't own a flythearrow shirt
Josiah Collins
> 1 town out of the whole map I'll let you have 1, I know you're that desperate
Ian Parker
What the fuck are you on?
Luis Evans
Its neither. South of Chicago is a mix and north of chicago are all rich people who couldnt give afook about baseball
Justin Phillips
>t. who's fag who can't handle the bants
Colton Fisher
Protip: Buy them for $10 from a street vendor. Not only cheaper but probably a better quality shirt too
Jonathan Lewis
Whatever you need to tell yourself to feel like less of a fag
Benjamin Baker
>Everyone is already hopping mad >Still 30 minutes to first pitch This is going to be a fun thread.
So what are you fagets got prepared to eat for the game?
Blake Edwards
You guys ever what happens outside our circle of angry virgins shitposting on Sup Forums to the cubs/sox aka "chicago" fans during the crosstown classic? Yes I mean those people who are outside. Yes that outside.
I can't believe the amount of sox fans who were rooting for the cubs last year. And the amount of cubs fans who are rooting for the sox (in terms of farm system and future) this year. So many dreaming of an all Chicago World Series.
It seems so foreign to us in here. But I guess that's why they call it "outside".
Joshua Price
>Israel and Palestine
Julian Smith
It won't be once big game james predictably shits the bed and the thread goes dead.
I love this Cubs Sox rivalry and I always get fired up for the crosstown and the meaningless but hilarious cup.
But fucking shields. Fucking fuck shields. Fuck you shields. I'll never ever forgive him for ruining Buehrle day. Curse his name for the rest of my life just like belishit and shitmardzija before him.
Can't believe we have to play a crosstown with him """"pitching""" tonight. Fuck.
Blake Jackson
Those are the worst type of fans. They will never know suffering because they're too coward to commit to one thing. They just jump ship to whoever is the better of the 2 teams for that season. I have 0 respect for those people. I talk a lot of shit in these threads and I mean it sometimes but I know Sox fans irl who are die hards and i wish them well. Gas multi-team fans. You can't experience joy without suffering
Dylan Robinson
>And the amount of cubs fans who are rooting for the sox (in terms of farm system and future) this year. Those kind of Cubs fans exist? Either way, a Crosstown World Series would probably set off Armageddon.
Bentley Rogers
shut up you crybaby in five years shields name wont be remember but the Sox will be king of the world
Levi Johnson
We played lackey yesterday. You're lucky maddon adjusted our rotation so our best pitchers would go against Milwaukee and not you guys. The players really don't care about this like we do. Just take the good and the bad
Easton Morgan
>going outside >ever
Brandon Bailey
my computer is broken I can't get on the internet the wheel just keep spinning and the page never load
Aiden Russell
Not after your systems destroys the careers of all those prospects you just got.
You memed your way to a title in 2005 off the power of Hugo Chavez, of course the power of socialism burns out fast.
Evan Wood
You can't have the good without bad. If they do become great in the years to come, we'll certainly remember this dark era it took to get there and savor the good more because of it. I guess that's right. They really don't care and you can see their interviews always seem forced to when talking about this.
Brandon Sanchez
1906 World Series shut down the city for a week lmao
Kayden Parker
Gotta get bleach to drink somehow.
He'll probably be 3/3 in shitting the bed for me tonight. I had to put down my dog two weeks ago and the first game after the ASB was just fucking piss awful. It did not help things.
Blake Reyes
>He ruined Buehrle day >look up Buehrle day >3 A's hit their first career home runs off shields that day Does this mean Caratini is going to hit his first homer today?
Carson Cook
>I had to put down my dog two weeks ago That fucker Shields.
Evan Torres
Hard to disagree with that. Ive been a Sox fan since Kittle was still playing, but the BP SHITcup is the most meaningless thing in all of sports.
John Barnes
Home runs off shields don't count as either you I or anyone else in this thread could hit one off Mr. human launchpad. The only way shields is an athlete is that he has honed the fine maneuver of turning his head and body around 180 degrees as he watches the ball sail into the seats.
Eli Walker
I hate the cubs, though I gotta respect a team that not only kicks a guy off their team, but they also deport him out of the country
Nathan Peterson
All bants aside, sorry to hear about your pupper brotha.
Josiah Myers
even moreso than the prob owl?
go back to being banned bajp
Liam Adams
I think both teams have had more than their share of cancer in the clubhouse
>April 3rd 2016: Jimmy Rollins and Todd Frazier walk into the home clubhouse and see this Rollins+Frazier: What the fuck is this bullshit?
Oliver Martin
also type #merumeru in the namefield
Cooper Carter
More so? Yes Seems like every time these two teams play, someone gets hurt or someone trying to make the playoffs gets fucked. The league doesnt do this to any other teams. Mets/yankees, Indians/Reds. LA
Joshua Walker
>Western Suburbs are White Sox territory
we are in the presence of a comedian
Blake Baker
>85 posts game hasn't even started yet
Justin Cook
But the Indians and Reds do have a special cup for their series They even name it the Ohio cup and not some soulless shitty corporation like BP
Dominic Johnson
>Some VP pencil neck banning your kid from the clubhouse for no reason If the kid was a little shit, I'd understand, but it was unprovoked more than management wanted to show they were in charge.
Montero deserves what he got because he was always on thin ice. The fact he attacked Arrieta when it was entirely on him. Arrieta had an ERA of over 6 while pitching to Montero and that was cut in half when pitching to Contreas. He picked the worst possible time to throw a bitch fit since people wanted to see heads roll, and he stepped up the Guillotine.
Julian Gomez
i wouldn't think todd would get triggered by a kid after having to be a retard wrangler for most of his career
Owen Fisher
...
Grayson Torres
>open wounds >allowed on tv
Levi Lopez
such is the power of autism
Aaron Morales
b-baseball is dying!
Isaiah Myers
nobody cares about these 2 teams
Gabriel Howard
Is it an influx of southsiders?
Anthony Perez
Excellent post, tripfriend
William Fisher
Actually it wasnt so much management as it was new players to the org complaining. Todd Frazier was on postseason Reds teams and Jimmy Rollins has been the the World Series and won. They've never seen this shit before on the actual good teams they've been on so they let their new management know and it went on from there with Sale and Eaton defending it to the metaphorical death.
Hudson James
How much is Hawk going to get fined for saying Lackey needs to be injured?
Jonathan Turner
>the white sox AND the cubs have won a world series since the dodgers last won one ITT: Laugh at the dodgers