WHERE IS THE ROGUE ONE REVIEW

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

They only review indie films

im with you friend, i need to know what /ourboys/ think before i tell any friends or family whati think about the movie

takes a while to shoot and edit famalam

>2016 round-up
>Jay enthusiastically talking about The Neon Demon while Mike just doesn't give a fuck
Priceless.

It was only released in the US today and there is no way these hacks got to attend a pre screening

>jay mindlessly sucking off an autist filmmaker because "muh colors" and "muh synth soundtrack"

not surprising

At least we can all agree that "The Aderall Diaries" does indeed suck ass

USA gets it today

They wouldn't be able to see it early cause they are youtube nobodies. Expect it tomorrow or maybe even tonight like TFA.

here I'll write it for you, it practically writes itself
>Rogue One is a piece of shit because I'm not 12 years old anymore, I'm a balding middle-aged man who sells advertising on youtube and I'm afraid to die
>It's shit because they don't use practical effects anymore, CGI doesn't make you feel anything inside
>None of the characters are memorable because I'm not 12 anymore
>W-who really c-cares about star wars anymore, anyway?

12 year old detected

Mike liked TFA though.

only when he was drunk
TIL: alcohol makes your mind young again
no u tbqh

"it was everything I wanted it too be, short on the BBC department though"

there you go

None of the characters are memorable because they have no impact on the actual plot and feel like huge filler every time they're on screen, not to mention they are given little to no backstory or personality to even give us the excuse to care about them or what they were doing. Compare this to episode 4's characters, every one has a purpose and a job to do while also pushing the plot forward and giving us time to get to know them as people instead of pushing us into action scene after action scene.

>mfw I don't even watch movies anymore, I just read themoviespoiler and watch the RLM review then tell people if it's shit or not nased on what I learned from those two things

To think I used to get paid to review films too. I don't give 1/8 of a fuck about actually watching movies and thinking about them after I left that job. I do love coming on here and memeing about them while I'm at my new job though.

>none of the characters are memorable because I'm not young and impressionable anymore but I don't want to admit it because that would mean assuming personal responsibility for my life
I KNOW, RIGHT??

Do they even mention the Bothans in Rogue One?

>WHERE IS THE ROGUE ONE REVIEW
Jacks busy and they couldn't do it without him.

>MUH FRIENDS SIMULATOR

ah i see, you're just like being retarded to bait. What a quality use of time!

>you're just being retarded as bait
>nobody could ever possibly honestly disagree with my shitty opinions
>anyone who claims to is just PRETENDING
nice defense mechanism you've got there
nobody would ever accuse you of pretending

He praise it in two reviews.
His new Plinket was more about the hype surrounding star wars and bashing the dumb circle theory.

>He said while smugly posting on one himself, then licking the cheeto dust from his sausage fingers and screaming "MORE TENDIES YOU STUPID BITCH!" up the stairs to his mother who was slowly chasing a bottle of pills with a bottle of cheap vodka

you can go and waste your time baiting someone else fren, I don't really care :-)

Real funny scumbag my mom did try to kill herself not long ago and I've lost a ton of weight in the past month so enjoy your red face and feeling like an idiot. Enjoy your friend simulator asshole.

>fren
I'm not your fren, butty

Probably being edited right at this moment.

Have they even watched the movie yet?

>implying Mike or Jay didn't make this thread while waiting for their review to render.

they loved the last one, how do you think it will go?

Do Mike and Jay sit together in the theatre?

Do they sit right next to each other and whisper?

Do they order one big bucket of popcorn and share to save money?

I saw Mike and Jay at a gay porn theater and they didn't sit next to each other. I'm not lying. Sam Hyde was there too.

I'm not your butty, gay

"it was everything i wanted it to BBC"

Shit I'm actually sorry man