>LOOK WHAT YOU DID YOU LITTLE JERK

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>calls Kevin little jerk
>sings the cool jerk
what did he mean by this?

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are whites really like this?

(((whites)))

>tfw the same thing happened when Kevin was caught jerking off

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Shitty upper-class white people in America, sure.

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>inb4 "Why did Marv turn into a skeleton?"

>Rated R Home Alone
>LOOK WHAT YOU DID YOU FUCKING RETARD

I haven't seen the movie in years, what did Kevin do again to warrant everyone all mad at him?

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he shoved buzz for eating his pizza slice and then soda got on the counter

He named the Jew

he drank a liter of soda then pissed the bed

When the family greeted him with a merry 'hello Kevin' Kevin didn't respond with a socially appropriate manner

got his sister pregnant

He voted for Trump

Holy shit Joe Pesci played a police man at the beginning of the movie? I never noticed that.

You're fucking retarded.

And later he plays a burglar, fucking Joe Pesci The Movie

How could they hire the same actor for two roles? That makes no sense.

Haha gosh dang do I love watching true Memesmen such as yourself ply the trade! You're playing off each other, subtly setting the "bait" for this dank troll.
Keep 'em memin' boys!

He saw how rich they were as a fake cop, left and got Marv, so they would hit up the place later.

Joe Pesci in an R-rated Home Alone would be awesome.

>I know I heard that name Snakes before.

>Snakes? Snakes...Snakes...Yeah I know Snakes. That fuckin nigger owes me 5 grand.

Jesus christ this film was so deep for its time

We usually don't stab family members that we're irritated with, yes

>We usually don't stab family members that we're irritated with, yes
you just stare at them like psychos, got it

>Kevin you're such a disease!

>I couldn't understand a movie made for children

Buzz started it by being a cunt.

>five LARGE? That fucking rat fuck

>five fucking big ones. So I did what I said I would do

>what did you do?

>let's just say he'll never be Home Alone™ again

Based Big Pete

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Why did he just stay there and scream

He was just breaking his balls a little bit

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Nah,he disrespected him a little bit

>we just ignore them to the point of neglect
>then pretend like their psychotic breakdown that resulted in a mass shooting was news to us
You guys need to stop with this whites are civilized meme.

Most psycho shooter guys are from small families and are usually the only child.

Chances are Kevin would not turn out this way.

mmm i wanna fuck kevin till his aasssss splits in half

Is it just me or the brick scene was incredibly morbid. Just how he got pelted so many times.

>he says as he lookstood the sky

>Star light, star bright,
>The first star I see tonight;
>I wish I may, I wish I might,
>Have myself be white tonight

:^)

just shoot the fire

movie would be over in 5 minutes

Kevin escalated the situation with violence. He should have told Buzz to get fucked instead.

>Buzz offers him a slice of cheese pizza
>Kevin's favorite
>Kevin retorts by turning to his mother and asking why Buzz is the only fat fuck in the entire family and why she didn't order him a salad

Why didn't Kevin use the eagles to fly to the store to get himself a salad?

Raimi really was a poor choice for this kid's movie.

How much of the plot would be affected if Kevin had preferred a nice garden salad over pizza?

>$122.50 plus tip

Why didn't Kevin just get Artie to deal with the wet bandits?

>home alone 2016:

>kevin lives by himself and drinks his life away while masturbating to anime and shitposting on Sup Forums

>77326865
is joe pesci in it?