Cubs vs sox game thread 2

Game thread 2 5-0 cubs. Sox getting no hit edition

THANK YOU NARV

FINALLY A HIT

GROSS.

Pigs, disgusting.

>Sox getting no hit edition
lol nice going OP

You jinxed it faggot

what a jinx

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>OP

NOW GET THEM IN

DON'T LIE DOWN WITHOUT A FIGHT

COME ON HANSON

get a fucking hit you scrawny little negro. atone for yesterday.

>runners on second and third
>no outs
I've seen this episode before. Yesterday even.

I'm sorry bros

Wrong guy

unless youre somehow in the future past hansons AB

It's 1 out you dumb lifelong

wew la

ON THE BOARD

NO SHUTOUT

AND MONCADA FINALLY SCORES HIS FIRST RUN!

Now redeem yourself timmay

i don't even bother learning their names anymore. i just saw a skinny black guy and assumed it was anderson.

Hurray, the Sox aren't shutout!

How can you not bother with a name like Hanson?

Damn it timmay, weak ass shit

Letting to Who score is a good thing, takes pressure off the Cubs to play perfect which means they're much less likely to make a huge blunder and allows the Who to now have a glimmer of hope that will be crushed in spectacular fashion when the Cubs get that run back next inning.

ahaha, my comment applied anyway.

I am not impressed even a little with tim anderson why did they pay this guy?

>shields didn't give up a home run
>nor holmrunberg
>and we're not no hit or shut out

Chalk that up as a rebuilding season victory.

and now for the bullpen to give back the run and then some

Hello who's fans, I was wondering if you could provide me a guide for when I visit Gauranteed Rape Field™ and watch my beloved Chicago White Sox play?
I am looking specifically for a way to ensure I expereince the nastiest rape possible. You know, the dirty sanchez on your face rape, KO'd with my arms tied to a urinal in the bowels of Gauranteed Rape Field™. I would prefer it be done by two squat, chubby Mexicans and one BBC stud named Jamal.

Thanks a lot bros.

Reminder don't respond to asshole classless cubs fans.

Take the high road.

What is this post in response to, Jose?

Fucking kill yourself shields.

It's a general PSA

>4 straight ball walk

Fuck sake infante don't fucking give the run back this quickly

Kek not even the most heartfelt libations will stop Infante from practicing his wrath

and by practicing his wrath, basically means, pitching normally and getting shelled

I called it. So fucking easy to call too

fuck you shields

Is this your pathetic attempt to counteract the "Lifelong" pasta?

wew

>abroo

FUCKING TIMMAY ANOTHER GODDAMN ERROR

GO TO CHARLOTTE ALREADY

He works in mysterious ways.

>abreu

nothing wrong with the throw
>lifelong

>THE DEFENSIVE PROWESS OF ABROO BROO

fucking hell abroo, and it's not the first time either

>Cuban fielding

Guess it was on abroo. My b

jesus christ this infield

>no burst faceman
get fukt sux!

We're only good at hitting and swimming.

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95% of cubans cant hit breaking balls

Hits?
who needs them

I wonder how hectic it is in the booth behind the scenes with Len trying to control JD's autism every game

>this game

fuck you shields
fuck you holmberg
fuck you infante
and fuck this infield D too

>Cubs don't even need to get a hit to score on the Who
Got that run back

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fuck this game

pure fucking trash

fuck fucking fuck fuck fucking fuck fuck fuck grsujkghklsfghjksdfjklgjelkgasjkfdhs,gfdsgbfsddfsgfg

Is that a Jon Jay's Wacky Trip reference?

fuck this fucking game fuck

fuck sake

The only thing good about this show was the OP.
But then it was shitty because they didn't give the characters nipples.

No that's how I literally am when I'm watching this fucking garbage ass fucking team

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck FUCK AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

why are white sox fans so autistic?

Because we have to watch fucking garbage on the field masquerading as a baseball team

>Cusb will never have 1908 style alternates
JUST

Breaking balls are just anglo cheats, real men throw fastballs

fuck you shields

fucking kill yourself

fuck you holmberg

fucking kill yourself

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This game pisses me off that we have to trot this fucking garbage trash fucking joke of players in a crosstown game and then predictably lose horribly.

It's like when the bears have to put their just as trash shit ass fucking team against the packers and just let them have their way with us.

I fucking HATE IT.

>Audible 'Let's go Cubbies' from the crowd
>Attempts to counter with 'Let's go White Sox' get drowned out.
When you lose chanting wars in your own stadium.

soler would have been bonds tier in that mlb

No one has any energy to chant for this shit team that is attempting to play """""""""""Baseball"""""""""" right now

Rounders. Children play it.

God fucking damn it

>No energy
I think you mean no dignity

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I love this version of arrieta.

another fucking pathetic inning

FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK YOU FUCKING FUCKERS AT LEAST TRY TO FIGHT BACK FUAFJACJJCDJKAFKJADJFKSJKFHASJKGFSAKLHGKLSAGOIHSNLKGASDFGSDAFGSAG

gamlin a shit

The Cubs have always been the more popular team though. It's not like White Sox fans don't care, they're just vastly outnumbered.

>Arrita rolls along
There's only one tank in this game. And it's named 'Pilate Power'

FUCK THIS SO MUCH

WHAT THE FUCK

WHY THE FUCK DO WE HAVE TO TROT OUT THIS FUCKING GARBAGE TO PLAY THIS SERIES

THIS IS FUCKING STUPID

FUCK

>goldberg now

JESUS FUCKING CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIST

>bigger better wetter
What did they mean by this?

Fuck you shields
fuck you holmberg
Fuck you shields
fuck you infante
Fuck you shields
fuck you goldberg

I'm just as pissed off with the Sox just as much as you, but this is getting excessive now.

Are all Sox sniffers such a bunch of crybabies?

>11th birthday
>family friends say they got me something from my 'favourite baseball team'
>open the box
>it's a Who's hat
>my mom just told them 'Chicago' without specifying the team

They returned it

It's my only way to vent

or else I'm punching another hole in my wall

right next to the patched up remains of the "Bulls hole"

Fuck you. You don't have to root for this fucking garbage.

JD and Len should go to where ever Hawk is broadcasting and crash the Sox announcing.

>108 years, since before electricity

Just 1-2 autistic screechers

fucking kill yourself shields

Retard here
Why do people call them the Who's?

yoosa leads reggaenation onenil

Why do people call them the Cubes?

>108 ago they didn't have electricity
South sider education everyone

nice belly on that guy

This game is autisticly

Fucking goldberg you fucking suck too

The worst fucking part is I fully knew that Shields would suck and this game would turn out like this.

And I still want to punch my wall.

Fuck.

Every sox fan post is an epithet.

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fuck you goldberg

you had him fucking 0-2

A cheeky bloop by Russel.

>"Geoffreye O'Neal Addison Robert Watts Jr III".[4]
What the fuck is this autism

Wisconsin family. Town didn't get electrified until 1912 or something, maybe mainstreet before 1900, but most of town had to wait. Somebody died climbing a pole and touching wires.

2 strikes I mean god damn it