Pornstar athlete comparison

Pornstar athlete comparison

Mia Malkova - Vince Wilfork. Always fun to watch, great history, still making plays, beloved by the community.

Asa Akira - Marshawn Lynch. Extremely athletic, great performance, horrible face

Gianna Michaels - Incognito. Huge, undeniably talented, the center of attention, rocky history

Holly Michaels - Aaron Rodgers. Dependable, consistent, maybe a bit out of shape but if when she shows up she always delivers.

Sophie Dee - Matt Ryan. A well known name, maybe a bit stale but still a pleasure to see.

Dana DeArmond - O'Dell BJ. Undeniably athletic, provides an exciting new style, but obnoxious off the set.

Stoya - Tom Brady. Universally loved, constantly in trouble with her own industry, still very talented And a joy to see.

Riley Reid - Rob Gronk. Impossible to hate, incredibly talented, very well known, no flaws.

Busty Buffy/ Lucy Wilde - Eli Manning. Naturally talented, an absolute retard but we're all cheering for you.

Lexi Belle - Drew Brees/Ben Roth. Great back in their day, but really need to quit soon. Only their die hard fans are still watching, the rest of us have moved on.

Anjelica - Kam Chancellor. Exciting, explosive playstyle, great talent.

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>watching porn
>knowing porn "stars" names
Top cuck

Your mom = bartolo colon

She gets hit by both father and son

>watching sports
>knowing sports "stars" names
Top cuck

this is the most pathetic thread I've seen in a while

yeah cause u posted in it

ahh, I remember reading this in 2014

gr8 thread

Dayum

Absolutely rekt

Faye Reagan - Bret Favre

cause they both have severe genital warts?

Retired now. Great career and talent, but not the greatest. Loyal early in the career, bounced around later in career. Then faded into oblivion. Player any team would be pround to have.

I'm into the thiccies nowadays

Brett Favre never faded you stupid casual retard
His second to last season was arguably his best season

H-how do you know farve has warts? Ew

Those busted teeth are disgusting

It makes her attainable

That was 9 years ago. It's 2017, Farve, at this point has faded.

This is the most Sup Forums post I've ever seen.

>retired player hasn't played
Are you some kind of stupid fucking jackass or something?

>the amount of thought and effort it must've taken this guy to make this thread

My sides.

Peyton, retired and relevant. Marino, retired and relevant. Steve young, dilfer, hell even Romo.

Brett is that you? You mad bro?

You're fucking retarded

kys dumb newfag

go back to funnyjunk

Ashlynn Brooke = Marcus Dupree

The best that never was

since when i first have seen this picture, i wanted to smothering my face in her breast and to also smell on her feet

Lol, you can't admit you're wrong. How about Elway? Kurt warner, terry bradshaw.. The list goes on and on. Farve faded into oblivion after his retirement. He's coaching children now, and isn't professionally relevant.

Kys if you can't handle being wrong

what a Reddit tier thread

Anri is a goddess
FACT

ribs

>talkingheadcuck
wew lad

alexis texas - tom brady top of their games and don't work with blacks

because they both have opiate addictions
faye didn't retire, she was banned from western work, got fat and did one scene in japan

piper perri - adrian peterson good to watch but don't trust with kids
diamond jackson - terence newman black and ageless

Brady = 5 super bowl rings
Manuel = 5 avn best male performer awards

What an awful thread. Just abysmally shit.

>Holly Michaels
>out of shape

are you gay?

when did Nicole Easton go all Carmella Bing?

Post your favorite

>tfw i can instantly see the faces of 80% of the porn stars posted once i read their names

feels fucking bad man, need to stop watching the shit so much

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Ashlynn Brooke- Penny Hardaway
Good but never reached their true potential

Leah Gotti - Barry Sanders

Truly the best at their craft yet retired way too soon

Are you trying to be funny?

she is still in porn?she kinda went rogue

>twitter.com/_mommahex/status/889975014551764992
Which athlete went on to have a loving son after their career was over?

Audrey Bitoni-Lebron James
No matter how good their partners are they never reach the climax

Best post itt

Rip siri ;_;

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Never got the hype. Manuel's dick is kinda small

They say that about brady

Are you gay?

Too fucking fat

Just being honest. You think Ferrara's dick is big?

Couldn't really tell you. I tend to not see dicks when most of the screentime doesn't go towards them.

Yes, he is. I have no idea what kind of mental problem he has, but he is one of the worst trips on here. Terrible, unfunny posts and is severely vain. Contributes absolutely nothing to any thread, but feels he is important enough for a trip.

it's thick and powerful. Manuel FUCKS, bro

All of these guys that are considered the best have nice dicks, but not the "lmao 14 inches" meme because porn measurements are always wrong anyway. Look at Ferrara, Deen, Mike Adriano, their dicks are around 7, 7.5 inches and thick, and they're considered to be the ones that actually offer the most pleasure. God bless these men, I have tremendous admiration and respect for male performers, as opposed to females who are just glorified skanks.

This thread is somewhere around defcon yellow for my nofap routine, but I'd like to know who Alina Li lines up with.

Who is someone who was quite succesful and had innate instinct/talent but had to retire early?

reddit: the thread

Not watching your league anymore, because that post was gay as fuck

Tom Brady = Peter North. Both are the GOATs.

Sterling Sharpe